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But rather stupid... anybody go tmore intersting conversations?

 

 

No. Obviously not. In Mother Russia, had you shown such disrespect and insolence, you would have been hung by your ovaries and poked in the eyeball repeated while a body builder called Igor shoved his fist in your virgin !@#$%^&*hole over and over until you died of rectal bleeding.

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But rather stupid... anybody go tmore intersting conversations?

 

 

No. Obviously not. In Mother Russia, had you shown such disrespect and insolence, you would have been hung by your ovaries and poked in the eyeball repeated while a body builder called Igor shoved his fist in your virgin !@#$%^&*hole over and over until you died of rectal bleeding.

 

Huh??? Rightio then... I suppose you can create your own interesting conversations through the replies on this thread now though - no need to get them from external sources blum.gif

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Igor joins such fisting greats as Vlad The Impaler and Fistimus Rectimus of ancient Sparta. It has been said that Igor was the first son of Rasputin, and was thus fisted from child-birth by the incestual Russian Tsar. During the first world war Igor fisted thousand of Krauts to death on the front-line stopping only to lick the stinking feces of his lubricated fingers. The legend of Igor was born, but when the 'fists of fury' came home he was greeted by homophobic Bolsheviks... and Lenin (after getting fisted) banished the rampant puppetmaster to Siberia. There he lived for the next 30 years until Stalin came out as a raving homosexual after the second world war; it was Roosevelt's !@#$%^&*goty cloak at the Yalta Conference that finally turned Stalin to the dark side. Igor became the chief executioner for Stalin and took up a new hobby... abortions. It has been said that Igor once aborted a fetus from a woman without her even realising what was happening; one minute she was sitting at a bar, eight months pregnant having a G & T, and then BAM he !@#$%^&*ed it away and ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti... slurp. The Cold war saw Igor as a spy in America. He would dress up as an alien, shine a torch into his victims eyes and anally probe them until they passed out. It is debatable whether there was any point to this act whatsoever, but Igor to this day maintains that "those !@#$%^&*ed Yanks deserved every inch they got". The legend of Igor and his "fists of fury" remains to this day, and at 108 years old some believe that on his travels he found the fountain of youth... inside someones rectum, obviously.
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Igor could be anywhere from the jungles of Vietnam to Central London. For him, our Soviet Union never died...but then again, has the State ever really died..for anyone? Think on that, you westerners, devourers of pig excrament and the like.
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(larrythehamster)>yo' in my domain now bish <3

:larrythehamster: YES SIR. HAPPY TO BE YOUR !@#$%^&*, SIR.

(larrythehamster)>AFK : Shower

(larrythehamster)>thats the spirit

:larrythehamster: WANT A FOOT massAGE, SIR?!

(larrythehamster)>yeah sure

(larrythehamster)>watch the cut though

(larrythehamster)>I stood on a plug yesterday :/

:larrythehamster: VERY GOOD SIR

(larrythehamster)>lmao

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