PullTripSquid Posted April 3, 2007 Report Posted April 3, 2007 ADAM FROM 17TH |[ Δđz ]| says:I heard Pies grown a few inches man|[ Δđz ]| says:We wanna get ahead of the game|[ Δđz ]| says:we wanna be the biggest, and the best|[ Δđz ]| says:this is between you and me|[ Δđz ]| says:http://www.enzyte.com/Reflect says:... Quote
Adam=- Posted April 3, 2007 Report Posted April 3, 2007 Making up logs again are we. I might need to upload that rap song you made. Quote
Tiq Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 OH MY GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...  Winston Churchill peed himself to sleep because of Stalin. Worry not, Comrade. Quote
Samapico Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 rofl... things are getting interesting here... Quote
Synook Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 But rather stupid... anybody go tmore intersting conversations? Quote
Tiq Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 But rather stupid... anybody go tmore intersting conversations?  No. Obviously not. In Mother Russia, had you shown such disrespect and insolence, you would have been hung by your ovaries and poked in the eyeball repeated while a body builder called Igor shoved his fist in your virgin !@#$%^&*hole over and over until you died of rectal bleeding. Quote
Adam=- Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 ice returns> HEY MAN. YOU SEE TIQS POST ON FISTING. !@#$%^&* ID LIKE THAT TO BE DONE TO ME. Quote
X`terrania Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 Igor, Igor is my third cousin (twice removed), unique singing voice. Quote
Tiq Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 Yes, Igor is a multi-talented individual. Body builder, singer, torturer, executioner, and gentleman caller. He is a credit to the State. Quote
Synook Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 (edited) But rather stupid... anybody go tmore intersting conversations?  No. Obviously not. In Mother Russia, had you shown such disrespect and insolence, you would have been hung by your ovaries and poked in the eyeball repeated while a body builder called Igor shoved his fist in your virgin !@#$%^&*hole over and over until you died of rectal bleeding. Huh??? Rightio then... I suppose you can create your own interesting conversations through the replies on this thread now though - no need to get them from external sources Edited April 5, 2007 by Synook Quote
SeVeR Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 Igor joins such fisting greats as Vlad The Impaler and Fistimus Rectimus of ancient Sparta. It has been said that Igor was the first son of Rasputin, and was thus fisted from child-birth by the incestual Russian Tsar. During the first world war Igor fisted thousand of Krauts to death on the front-line stopping only to lick the stinking feces of his lubricated fingers. The legend of Igor was born, but when the 'fists of fury' came home he was greeted by homophobic Bolsheviks... and Lenin (after getting fisted) banished the rampant puppetmaster to Siberia. There he lived for the next 30 years until Stalin came out as a raving homosexual after the second world war; it was Roosevelt's !@#$%^&*goty cloak at the Yalta Conference that finally turned Stalin to the dark side. Igor became the chief executioner for Stalin and took up a new hobby... abortions. It has been said that Igor once aborted a fetus from a woman without her even realising what was happening; one minute she was sitting at a bar, eight months pregnant having a G & T, and then BAM he !@#$%^&*ed it away and ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti... slurp. The Cold war saw Igor as a spy in America. He would dress up as an alien, shine a torch into his victims eyes and anally probe them until they passed out. It is debatable whether there was any point to this act whatsoever, but Igor to this day maintains that "those !@#$%^&*ed Yanks deserved every inch they got". The legend of Igor and his "fists of fury" remains to this day, and at 108 years old some believe that on his travels he found the fountain of youth... inside someones rectum, obviously. Quote
X`terrania Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 A god among men, thank you for exposing his legend to the undesirables, ReVeS. Quote
Tiq Posted April 5, 2007 Report Posted April 5, 2007 Igor could be anywhere from the jungles of Vietnam to Central London. For him, our Soviet Union never died...but then again, has the State ever really died..for anyone? Think on that, you westerners, devourers of pig excrament and the like. Quote
jacob hunter! Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 wtf.... why does it say nothing is here............. WTF Quote
PullTripSquid Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 If tiq, server, delic, sama, and xterr all were locked in a 7ft by 7ft room for 7 hours what would happen? I think sama would end up getting raped in the end, but all u ppl still scare me. Quote
Samapico Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 I think sama would end up getting raped in the endYou dreamed of that right? Quote
Tiq Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 (larrythehamster)>yo' in my domain now bish <3:larrythehamster: YES SIR. HAPPY TO BE YOUR !@#$%^&*, SIR. (larrythehamster)>AFK : Shower(larrythehamster)>thats the spirit:larrythehamster: WANT A FOOT massAGE, SIR?!(larrythehamster)>yeah sure(larrythehamster)>watch the cut though(larrythehamster)>I stood on a plug yesterday :/:larrythehamster: VERY GOOD SIR(larrythehamster)>lmao Quote
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