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[Emblazon]

Delic> I love heke

Vanish> wait

Vanish> his name is prenounced HEASE

Vanish> right?

Emblazon> thats how i think it

Vanish> ya

Percent> that's how I say it when I tell all my girlfriends about him

[Tiq]

FUN WITH TEX (few months back)

 

Texas Lonestar is in SSCC Killer Instinct

:texas lonestar: come here real quick

(Texas Lonestar)>ugh!

(Texas Lonestar)>ok

Texas Lonestar entered arena

Texas Lone> ?

TiQ> ?ban -e7 -k Texas Lonestar

Ban activated #1200

Texas Lone> what?

OMG LOWES FTW(13) killed by: muncher

Emblazon> u there?

TiQ> tex, ur banned. and i humbly announce my resignation from staff.

TiQ> *kill

Player kicked off

 

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Texas Lonestar entered arena

Texas Lone> tiq

Texas Lone> you !@#$%^&*

Emblazon> lol

Texas Lone> You are so lucky

TiQ> BEGONE TEX

TiQ> ?ban -e7 -k Texas Lonestar

Ban activated #1200

TiQ> bye

Texas Lone> You just had to rain in on my parade

OMG LOWES FTW(14) killed by: Pur3

TiQ> *kill

Player kicked off

Emblazon> lol!

Emblazon> twice

Emblazon> its a rainy day in tex's world

BOT>Tex entered arena

ModInfo: (BOT>Public) (Public 0): Possible bot impersonation by: bot>tex

1:Emblazon> kill his bot

TiQ> BEGONE BOT TEX

1:Emblazon> it might have powers

TiQ> *KILL

Player kicked off

Texas Lonestar entered arena

OMG LOWES FTW(23) killed by: Pur3

Pur3 [] is on a killing spree! (5:0)

Texas Lone> oh lol

OMG LOWES FTW(24) killed by: Pur3

TiQ> ?ban -e7 -k Texas Lonestar

Ban activated #1200

TiQ> BEGONE TEX

TiQ> *KILL

Texas Lone> I thought I could byp!@#$%^&* the *kill with a VIP user =P

Player kicked off

Banned user BOT>Tex logged in: ban #1200, ID,IP,IDdata match (0)

OMG LOWES FTW(20) killed by: muncher

Emblazon> byp!@#$%^&*ing? BANNNNNNN

 

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7:Texas Lonestar> tiq

7:TiQ> yes sir?

7:Texas Lonestar> I am going to fux your mom

7:Texas Lonestar> stop

OMG LOWES FTW(44) killed by: Voo Doo

7:Autofire> lol

7:Texas Lonestar> and why has no one stopped you yet

7:TiQ> no

7:Autofire> tex

7:TiQ> i dunno

7:Autofire> you got owned

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BOT>Tex entered arena

1:Emblazon> KILL

1:The Maurauder> lol...

TiQ> ?ban -e7 -k BOT>Tex

BOT>Tex> !@#$%^&*IT

Ban activated #1200

 

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TiQ> AUTOFIRE

TiQ> ?ban -e7 -k Autofire

TiQ> LEAVE AUTO

1:Emblazon> tex is sitting in ki

TiQ> oh !@#$%^&*

TiQ> i got no powers anymore

[Tiq]

C 1:pernille> lude

C 1:pernille> i need to know who sings a song i dont know the !@#$%^&*le off

C 1:pernille> only some of the words

C 1:ER>Lucozade> give me the words

C 1:pernille> its something like...and all the words you put into my head,i thought you love me but you lie to me instead bla bla im moving on tonight

C 1:ER>Lucozade> Singa songa syphilis, fanny fulla crabs 4 + 20 blackheads twice as many scabs, when they all pop open the crabs began to sing, wasnt that a manky minge to put your penis in

C 1:ER>Lucozade> ok hold on

C 1:ER>Lucozade> lol whats bla bla?

C 1:pernille> words i cant remember lol

C 1:ER>Lucozade> lol

 

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C 1:larrythehamster> AFK, Building A Bike

C 1:pernille> LARRY

C 1:Vile Requiem> it will even be TESTED first

C 1:Dark_Nexus> !!

C 1:pernille> I NEED TO HAR!@#$%^&* YOU

C 1:larrythehamster>

C 1:Vile Requiem> I mean, this is a huge step for me

C 1:pernille> not sexualy tho

 

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C 1:larrythehamster> Anyway, sup pern?

C 1:pernille> not much

C 1:larrythehamster> 1:pernille> I NEED TO HAR!@#$%^&* YOU

C 1:larrythehamster> ?

C 1:pernille> trying to find a frigging song and put lude into work to find it too

C 1:pernille> what are you doing?

C 1:larrythehamster> Me?

C 1:pernille> yes

C 1:larrythehamster> Building a couple a' bike with Jon

C 1:Vile Requiem> I could theoretically find that if it's around

C 1:pernille> vile told me you own photoshop

C 1:larrythehamster> Well !@#$%^&*embling them

C 1:pernille> as in you made it your !@#$%^&*,since everyone and their moms owns it

[Tiq]

C 1:Vile Requiem> tiqqles, if you were camping

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C 1:Vile Requiem> with your buddies

C 1:Vile Requiem> and you woke up with a sore !@#$%^&*

C 1:Cord> blame autofire?!

C 1:Vile Requiem> would you tell anyone?

C 1:TiQ> hm, probably not. however, at the camp, blood would flow and heads would roll

C 1:Vile Requiem> Want to go camping?

C 1:TiQ> vile, are you asking to sodomize me?

C 1:Vile Requiem> It's a joke tiq

C 1:Cord> just a guess.. but i'm pretty sure when you are getting railed.. you would wake up

C 1:Vile Requiem> depends on how drunk you were

C 1:Cord> yeah.. but even if you p!@#$%^&* out drunk.. you're gonna wake up when your prostate gland is being tickled

C 1:TiQ> i'm not going to get drunk when i camp. bears might get me :\

Owned flags: 2 at J6, 3 at K6, I7, L7, J10, I14, L14, 2 at J14, 3 at K14

C 1:TiQ> cord is right

C 1:eR>rozin> u could rape this guy: http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/drunk_coloring_book.htm

C 1:Vile Requiem> shaming never gets old

C 1:Cord> that's true

C 1:TiQ> hehe, he got owned

C 1:Cord> must've wasted like 4 markers on him haha

C 1:eR>rozin> lol in his mouth and gums ahh i'd kill

C 1:Cord> yeah.. but the thing about that.. is when you wake up, you don't know exactly who to hit

C 1:Cord> and when you ask about it, people just laugh their !@#$%^&* off and you don't get a straight answer, so you just start beating on someone

C 1:Cord> and come to find out, they were innocent

C 1:TiQ> which is why you beat on everyone

C 1:eR>rozin> find who has black on thier hands haha

C 1:TiQ> so you know you got the guy for sure

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C 1:Cord> yeah.. but it was more than likely more than one person

C 1:Cord> unless you have that one really obnoxious friend.. in which case, this is why you keep a 3 piece, connectable lead pipe in your backpack

C 1:Vile Requiem> question

C 1:TiQ> so you beat on everyone, like tiQ said

C 1:Vile Requiem> what if you have a black friend?

C 1:eR>rozin> then u use white-out

C 1:TiQ> follow TiQ's advice and beat on everyone..

C 1:TiQ> cuz they are all accessories anyway

Owned flags: 2 at J6, 3 at K6, I7, L7, J10, I14, L14, 2 at J14, 3 at K14

C 1:eR>rozin> oh hahaha

C 1:Cord> lead pipe theory

C 1:eR>rozin> thought u meant who passed out and u wanted to color them in =P

C 1:TiQ> lol roz

C 1:Cord> ha.. yeah you paint him white

C 1:Cord> or.. you get actual paint and make him like green and red

C 1:eR>rozin> nah paint him white, he will wake up thanking god

C 1:Cord> hmm perhaps

C 1:Cord> all good ideas

C 1:eR>rozin> lets try it on ice returns

C 1:Cord> agreed

C 1:TiQ> haha

C 1:Cord> ice would be like.. WOO DO IT TO ME

C 1:TiQ> then it wouldn't be as fun, cuz he wouldn't get pissed

C 1:eR>rozin> ice would be like.. "you're lucky i wasnt trying to not get drunk" or "your lucky i was tired"

C 1:eR>rozin> making excuses

C 1:Cord> then "I own you irl and ss, ez"

C 1:Cord> gd if he challenges me to one more duel

C 1:Cord> i'll find him

C 1:Cord> and paint him

[Tiq]

C 1:Autofire> 1:pernille> everything has to done like ppl who comits something are small kids who needs to be told by some kindergarden teacher

C 1:Autofire> priceless

C 1:BOT>Public> Vile Requiem has left

C 1:pernille> but its true

C 1:Autofire> lol

C 1:pernille> some 16 year old 2nd generation refugie

C 1:pernille> did a crime he has 17 social workers around him

C 1:Autofire> 1:Vile Requiem> if I had a nice juicy pole to smoke you'd best believe i'd be smokin it

C 1:pernille> if he goes out 2 needs to follow him

C 1:pernille> he just went on vacation in france for like 2 weeks with 6 of thoes

C 1:pernille> and we just have to pay for it and smile

C 1:pernille> instead of just throwing that !@#$%^&* to some kinda jail

[Tiq]

C 1:Autofire> afk exercise

C 1:Emblazon> new it

C 1:Emblazon> knew*

C 1:Emblazon> got started a bit late tho?

C 1:Emblazon> <-- knows ur not afk

C 1:Autofire> trying to find the right music =\

C 1:Emblazon>

C 1:Autofire> ipod shuffles suck :/

C 1:Emblazon> -shuffles

C 1:Autofire> gotta keep flipping through

C 1:Emblazon> ipod sucks

C 1:Autofire> lol

C 1:Autofire> Oh

C 1:Autofire> I just have tricepts, abs, and obliques left

C 1:Autofire> RaWr

C 1:Autofire> afk for real now, found my tunes

C 1:pernille> he probably just went to do the dishes for his mom

C 1:pernille> or carry out the trash

[Delic]

Delic> you're implying someone uses my name?

Emblazon> no

Delic> ok then

Emblazon> but it would be no surprise

Delic> hahaha

Emblazon> maynard does have excellent timing

Delic> you're pathetic

Delic> check alias bot

Emblazon> thats ez to get passed

Delic> as if I need help to win a DT in 17th Parallel

Delic> yeah sure, but if I or someone else who uses my name is in here the bot will pick it up

Emblazon> actually delic

Emblazon> its not hard to get passed the alias

Emblazon> its check 2 things

 

Hahaha he actually thinks someone could've been using my name in the DTs hahahaha.

[Emblazon]

u were awfully quick to post that. got something to hide do ya?

[Tiq]

That was a pretty unfunny entry Delic

 

There should be a thread designated for pissing and moaning so that threads like this usually funny thread are left untainted.

[Tiq]

aelig> where you from?

Cremoso> me? brazil

aelig> kick !@#$%^&*, can I stay @ your house?

aelig> I mean: Cool, can I stay with you?

Lonely? Bored? Need help or a partner for an event? Type ?chat=17th

aelig(61) killed by: Cremoso

TiQ> ?buy portal

aelig> !!!!

aelig> !

Cremoso> arght

King of the Hill restarted

Miasmir entered arena

TiQ> brb

Cremoso> where r u from?

aelig> US

aelig(77) killed by: Cremoso

aelig> rofl

Cremoso> hmm... close by

aelig> yea, sorta

aelig> depends on what you define by close

Cremoso> dont need to cross the ocean

TiQ> lol

aelig> haha

aelig> ya

 

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aelig> what kinda pot you got in Brazil?

TiQ(87) killed by: Cremoso

aelig> got some good mushrooms?

Cremoso> pót??

TiQ> lol

Cremoso> yeah

TiQ(135) killed by: aelig

Affluence entered arena

Cremoso> there should be a lot of dat here

aelig> got some bien stuff?

TiQ> muoy bien

Affluence entered arena

aelig> me gusta

King of the Hill: Cremoso given 1260 points

TiQ(138) killed by: aelig

aelig> you don't smoke, Cremoso?

aelig> What does Cremoso mean? is it spanish?

Cremoso> noo

Cremoso> creamy

TiQ> lol!

aelig> haha

aelig> rofl

TiQ> that's awesome man

aelig> you a seniorita?

Cremoso> lol

aelig> is that spelled correctly?

Cremoso> no

TiQ> lol

Cremoso> a creamy guy

aelig> awww, I want a senirita de Cremoso

TiQ> rofl

Cremoso> lol, eh

 

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aelig> my Spanish is pretty bad, I know

Cremoso> so is ma enlish

aelig> especialy probably for your region

TiQ> you a Ronaldinho fan, Crem?

Cremoso> ronaldinho gaucho? or the fat one?

aelig> I learned the Spanish around Mexico

TiQ> not the fat one, but the other one

aelig> lol

Cremoso> ohhh...

Cremoso> dont like him, too ugly

TiQ> lol!

TiQ(137) killed by: aelig

King of the Hill: Cremoso given 875 points

TiQ> what about the fat one?

aelig(132) killed by: Cremoso

Cremoso [17 Ducks] is on a killing spree! (5:0)

Cremoso> i dont know why

aelig> Modelo es muy bien! mucha gusta!

Lonely? Bored? Need Help or a Rumble partner? Type ?chat=17th

aelig> was that right?

aelig(45) killed by: TiQ

Cremoso> problaby, i dont speak spanish, eheh

TiQ> lol

aelig> rofl

[Delic]

Yes SNOob, that's why I'm posting about it, so that everyone else can start being suspicious too, because I have something to hide.

 

You're getting smarter by the minute! Did you figure out a way to stop the periodic message spamming?

 

And TiQ, it wasn't supposed to be funny. I just find it interesting that this joke was given Head SysOp.

 

He's probably secretly against the jav and jav events because he suks at them.

..like when he said that I was using a cheat program, ahahaha.

 

I love how he's been putting this professional-mature-SysOp act up, but sooner or later he always ends up showing his true self.

[Emblazon]

yep, cuz underneath, im a little kid who cant hide his emotions. fact is delic, subspace is a game run by its players. we arent corporate execs or high-class living businessmen. most are 10-20 yr olds, the age range during which males tend to be most immature. but im planning to take a new approach to your attacks. so try me.

[Emblazon]

FUN WITH TEX (few months back)

I must say that at the time these bans were made, I was not part of 17th staff, as KI was still functional.

[The Cubbies]

Tiq and aelig, I'm pretty sure Portuguese is the official language in Brazil, not Spanish.

[Delic]

lol he's planning to take a new approach to my ATTACKS woohohuhuh haha.---lälä

[Delic]

C 4:Deliq> Rish

C 4:Rish> yes

C 4:Deliq> Let me examine your DSB skills in a practice?

C 4:Rish> dont know how to play that bs

C 4:Rish> but sure give me a minute

C 4:LiD> dsb is ez

C 4:Deliq> Come LiD

C 4:LiD> just shoot your bullets at enemies until they die

C 4:LiD> and press forward to move

C 4:LiD> and down to go backwards

C 4:Deliq> I use my down key to move forward

C 4:LiD> ya i use f12 to go forward

C 4:LiD> and z to turn right

C 4:Deliq> has its advantages

C 4:LiD> and a joystick to shoot

C 4:Deliq> I use my power button to rocket

C 4:Deliq> doesn't work anyways

C 4:LiD> i shoot bombs by saying bang into my microphone

[Tiq]

Trip'> Tiq!

TiQ> yeah?

ER>Greased entered arena

Cubs WINS vs Xoh :: 5 - 1

Box 9 - South-West is free

Trip'> i just looked up what sodomy means

Trip'> aw man man

Xoh> emblazon

Trip'> dude

1:Cubs> ez

Trip'> aw

TiQ> lol

Emblazon> ?

ER>Greased> lol you didnt know for real?

Samapico> .......

1:Cubs> you get that 5-1?

Delic> ROFL

ER>Greased> did youuse google?

Samapico> rofl

1:Emblazon> i got all scores so far

Trip'> dictionary

Delic> someone post trip's comment

Xoh> man

Xoh> lame

TiQ> hahahaha

ER>Greased> did you look at the IMAGES!! HAHAHA

Delic> on convo thread

TiQ> already on it

[Delic]

T Delic> I'd duel Cord, but he's not on his "good" comp :/

T Delic> Shux

Delic> DIGITAL LOVE

T Cord> i'll duel you too

T Delic> no point

T Cord> even though i'm on my laptop at my townhouse

T Delic> you'll just use that excuse

T Cord> nah

T Delic> when I beat your !@#$%^&*

T Delic> you already did

T Cord> tis the truth

T Cord> plus you have that stockholm lag

T Delic> oh yeah 180 ms 0.1 0.0

T Delic> oh noes

T Cord> lol.. you tank like crazy

T Delic> just can't be a fair fight with 180 ms

T Cord> the whole staff sat and watched you duel the other day

T Delic> I tank when I save up my energy by not shooting

T Delic> but that's too advanced for your simple mind to understand

T Cord> right.. also at convienent times during near death experiences

T Cord> but you wouldn't understand that now would you

T Cord> anyway

T Delic> rofl you're a re!@#$%^&*, yes?

T Cord> adios

T Cord> class tomorrow

T Delic> bye nub

T Delic> learn ss

T Delic> then talk

T Cord> real school

T Delic> afk

T Cord> lol

T Cord> what a stinger

T Cord> keep it up

T Delic> back, did u say something?

T Delic> ignored

T Delic> afk

T Cord> ignored

T Delic> back

T Cord> and baned

T Delic> unignored

T Cord> banned*

T Delic> o rly?

T Delic> LET'S JUST FIND OUT SHALL WE

T Delic> BRB

T Cord> aye

 

Welcome to SSCU 17th Parallel! Please visit our website at http://www.17thparallel.com

P BOT>Public> SCORE: Evens:0 Odds:0

No messages

Welcome to Javwar!!!

T Cord> haha

T Delic> doesn't look like it huh

T Herpz> ..

T Delic> ban me, I dare ya

T Cord> when you log off no

T Cord> lol, you think anyone cares if you are banned?

T Cord> you think emblazon minds?

T Cord> lol, don't push your luck skinny boy

T Delic> no not really

T Delic> rofl

T Delic> is that a threat?

T Cord> keep it real in sweeeeden

T Cord> pc

T Delic> hahahah

[Delic]

lol okay I just read the Cremoso log, funstuff.

 

Silly americans. Portugese2win.

[Trip']

Haha, I really didnt know what sodomy meant exactly...lol.

[Tiq]

(Combustion (*))> PERN IS HERE

(Combustion (*))> OMG

(Combustion (*))> THE NEXUS WITH A PERSONALITY

(Combustion (*))> nah jk about that extreamly judgmental comment

(Combustion (*))> im sowwy

(Combustion (*))> we still dating?

:combustion: pernille is way chiller than nexus. yeah, we dating

(Combustion (*))> lol

MindLight(89) killed by: 8th Elite

(Combustion (*))> yeah i was just talking to her man, she has an idea for the zone

King of the Hill restarted

:pernille: hi pernille. combustion wants to know if you will go out with him

8th Elite> nr duel?

(pernille)> LOL

(Combustion (*))> not sure if itd be good or bad..i think it was an old idea that enver got realsied

NrWarren> mmk

Teams are uneven. 0:(3) 1:(0)

(pernille)> is he over 18?

NrWarren> let me score this first

:pernille: hold, let me ask

:combustion (*): are you over 18?

(Combustion (*))> nah im exactly 18, so i can look at playboy legally if thats waht you mean

Enemy Goal! by NrWarren Reward:25000

SCORE: Evens:2 Odds:0

assist! by MindLight

Teams are uneven. 0:(2) 1:(0)

:pernille: he is exactly 18. is that not good enough?

JabJabJab entered arena

King of the Hill: Burn you up given 4235 points

:combustion (*): get on msn

1:BOT>Public> JabJabJab Pooed a Hammer.

:pernille: hi pernille. can i have your email so we can be friends?

(pernille)> well sure

(pernille)> but im not on msn right now tho

 

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:pernille: yay

:pernille: btw, are you still interested in going out with combustion?

3:nahtaiveL gniK> bwok

1:JabJabJab> the leader

:pernille: i think he like-likes you :\

[Telson]

Deliq> good news xorx

Deliq> I have figured out a way you can join us and still stay loyal to eg

Deliq> you take some players with you!!

XorX> itz and I were talking about that actually

XorX> We've both forgotten how you join a new squad

XorX> So sorry :/

Deliq> oh

Deliq> I found a solution to that xorx

Telson> is it sex?

XorX> s..sex? I've heard about that!

Deliq> i can teach u

Deliq> how to change squads, not about sex

Telson> lmao

XorX> lol

[Trip']

Im puttin that in the 17th parallel roast sextion! HAHAHAHAA!!! nice log telson

[Delic]

I told him to post it ^_^

[The Cubbies]

Delic> you picked for me

Cubs> you said BC

Delic> Delic pick Despise> BC Despise> $

Delic> nice cubs

Delic> you can read

Cubs> well you shoulda said something

Delic> I did

Delic> I said "wtf"

Cubs> I only have two letters of names that show up

Cubs> wtf doesn't mean anything to me

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Delic> roflmao

Trip'> LOL

Trip'> hahaha

Delic> GHEY SH1T

Delic> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT'S MORE THAN 4VS4

Delic> YOU SUKK CUBS

C 4:Cubs> snoo im about to ban delic

C 4:Cubs> you better stop me

C 4:Chambahs> good thing he is afk

C 4:Chambahs> go for it

Enemy Goal! by apoc Reward:1000

apoc> lol

Cubs> *arena 3-3 tie

3-3 tie

Cubs> oh wait

Cubs> apoc your goals don't count

Delic> 3-3

Cubs> delic asked that you not play

apoc> cool

apoc> what?