rootbear75 Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 To find a girl, you need time and moneyTherefore:Girls = Time * Money Time is Money so:Time = Money ThereforeGirls = Money * MoneyGirls = Money2 Money is the root of all evilMoney = sqrt(evil)Money2 = evil Therefore:Girls = evil http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
Shock Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 Very interesting thesis. http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/3600/lolrootxs2.pngSHOCK> polix audry said she would fuck u if u lived in quebecPoLiX> eh, if she's a frenchy, no go---------------------------Aarbear> and btw, I dun think swear words are bad... they are just manmade words afterall Aarbear> bible doesn't say to not say fuck---------------------------help: (BrAnDnew) (dtq): KNIGHT IS A COCK SUCKING ######---------------------------Makavelii> for soem reason i think pussy will taste like vinigar/salt/starburst
★ Purge Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 saw this before, but why is it Time * Money if girls are time AND money. it should be Time + Money, so this whole thing is false.
Russky Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 i think he got rejected again http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/tman563/Signatures/Russky2.png
MISTY_DAWN Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 ROFL... http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/MISTY_DAWN_KELLY/goood-1.jpgX`tErRaNiA> i'm offering a public apology for being a dickhead to you misty
Falcoknight Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 This isn't ridiculously old or over-used past the point where it could possibly still be funny at all. http://www.ssforum.net/index.php?autocom=a...ueid=zHgD2VDkT6
★ candygirl Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 I got my own Money thank you. And anyway Guys= toys=Money ROFL! SFSS Forum adminOwner and sysop of SSCC Star Wars Empirehttp://sfss.org/images/sflit.jpgCandygirl QUOTE(AceSpades Who ever keeps quoting me needs to stop. Otherwise I'm gonna get my friend Mr. Stabby out.QUOTE(Courage is resistance to fear and mastery of fear-not absence of fear.-Mark Twain
Memory Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 Girls have cooties or something. I can't remember. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec tellus lectus, auctor id, elementum in, elementum at, eros. Fusce ut risus. Proin venenatis tortor at risus. Vivamus at nulla. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Etiam ipsum. Pellentesque iaculis facilisis quam. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Aliquam vehicula, odio et pulvinar lacinia, tortor nibh eleifend odio, in gravida urna risus eu nisi. Proin eget lectus. Quisque vulputate, ante vitae imperdiet eleifend, lorem massa semper lectus, at pellentesque lorem nisi luctus augue. Suspendisse ut metus. Quisque libero leo, iaculis in, aliquam id, commodo sed, lectus. Etiam tincidunt.
★ candygirl Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 Girls have cooties or something. I can't remember. Thats not right A Memory lol we get the cooties from you guys LOL SFSS Forum adminOwner and sysop of SSCC Star Wars Empirehttp://sfss.org/images/sflit.jpgCandygirl QUOTE(AceSpades Who ever keeps quoting me needs to stop. Otherwise I'm gonna get my friend Mr. Stabby out.QUOTE(Courage is resistance to fear and mastery of fear-not absence of fear.-Mark Twain
Memory Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 Girls have cooties or something. I can't remember. Thats not right A Memory lol we get the cooties from you guys LOL No! You lie! It can't be! Obi-wan told me what happened! Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec tellus lectus, auctor id, elementum in, elementum at, eros. Fusce ut risus. Proin venenatis tortor at risus. Vivamus at nulla. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Etiam ipsum. Pellentesque iaculis facilisis quam. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Aliquam vehicula, odio et pulvinar lacinia, tortor nibh eleifend odio, in gravida urna risus eu nisi. Proin eget lectus. Quisque vulputate, ante vitae imperdiet eleifend, lorem massa semper lectus, at pellentesque lorem nisi luctus augue. Suspendisse ut metus. Quisque libero leo, iaculis in, aliquam id, commodo sed, lectus. Etiam tincidunt.
★ candygirl Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 Girls have cooties or something. I can't remember. Thats not right A Memory lol we get the cooties from you guys LOL No! You lie! It can't be! Obi-wan told me what happened! yes but Obi-wan is on drugs lol SFSS Forum adminOwner and sysop of SSCC Star Wars Empirehttp://sfss.org/images/sflit.jpgCandygirl QUOTE(AceSpades Who ever keeps quoting me needs to stop. Otherwise I'm gonna get my friend Mr. Stabby out.QUOTE(Courage is resistance to fear and mastery of fear-not absence of fear.-Mark Twain
🜲 Samapico Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 saw this before, but why is it Time * Money if girls are time AND money. it should be Time + Money, so this whole thing is false. A boolean AND is translated to *, while OR is +And even in non-boolean situations, AND can be a multiplication, like if something is proportional to A and B, it will be x = k*a*b And... this is soooooooooooooooo oldI heard that 5 or 6 years ago.. not even on the internet http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
Aceflyer Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 First, this is so old it's not even funny anymore, second, it's logically flawed anyhow since the statements the conclusion is derived from are not absolute truths as the 'thesis' seems to imply. "To find a girl, you need time and money" which isn't true. With time and money you could find a girl, but the converse is not necessarily true. "Time is money" can be true, but it's obviously not always true, since the time we spend on these forums, for example, is obviously not yielding us any money. "Money is the root of all evil," that's not true either, money can be a root of evil, but it's hardly the root of all evil. There are plenty of people who commit evil acts for motivations other than gaining money. So to conclude, the entire argument, while appearing to be robust at first glance (due largely to its basing itself off of commonly held 'conventional wisdoms'), actually falls apart like a house of straws when one takes a closer glance. To find a girl, you need time and moneyTherefore:Girls = Time * Money Time is Money so:Time = Money ThereforeGirls = Money * MoneyGirls = Money2 Money is the root of all evilMoney = sqrt(evil)Money2 = evil Therefore:Girls = evil
🜲 Samapico Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 First, this is so old it's not even funny anymore, second, it's logically flawed anyhow since the statements the conclusion is derived from are not absolute truths as the 'thesis' seems to imply. "To find a girl, you need time and money" which isn't true. With time and money you could find a girl, but the converse is not necessarily true. "Time is money" can be true, but it's obviously not always true, since the time we spend on these forums, for example, is obviously not yielding us any money. "Money is the root of all evil," that's not true either, money can be a root of evil, but it's hardly the root of all evil. There are plenty of people who commit evil acts for motivations other than gaining money. So to conclude, the entire argument, while appearing to be robust at first glance (due largely to its basing itself off of commonly held 'conventional wisdoms'), actually falls apart like a house of straws when one takes a closer glance.orly? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
rootbear75 Posted December 2, 2007 Author Report Posted December 2, 2007 geezus man.. its supposed to be a joke http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
Falcoknight Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 First, this is so old it's not even funny anymore, second, it's logically flawed anyhow since the statements the conclusion is derived from are not absolute truths as the 'thesis' seems to imply. "To find a girl, you need time and money" which isn't true. With time and money you could find a girl, but the converse is not necessarily true. "Time is money" can be true, but it's obviously not always true, since the time we spend on these forums, for example, is obviously not yielding us any money. "Money is the root of all evil," that's not true either, money can be a root of evil, but it's hardly the root of all evil. There are plenty of people who commit evil acts for motivations other than gaining money. So to conclude, the entire argument, while appearing to be robust at first glance (due largely to its basing itself off of commonly held 'conventional wisdoms'), actually falls apart like a house of straws when one takes a closer glance. To find a girl, you need time and moneyTherefore:Girls = Time * Money Time is Money so:Time = Money ThereforeGirls = Money * MoneyGirls = Money2 Money is the root of all evilMoney = sqrt(evil)Money2 = evil Therefore:Girls = evil Congrats, you just disproved an internet joke that no one took seriously anyway. http://www.ssforum.net/index.php?autocom=a...ueid=zHgD2VDkT6
Aceflyer Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 I think the joke predates the Internet...
NBVegita Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 lol seriously its supposed to be a witty ploy concerning common sayings. And yes it is a !@#$%^&* old joke.
MikeTheNose Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 http://www.17thparallel.com/mikethenose/girlsareevil.jpg VERY VERY OLD I uploaded that in 2004 and it was old then. - MikeTheNose- Subspace Central Network BanG Administrator-------------------------------------"I have never wavered in my commitments to this zone and I am certainly not doing so now." You just did.
Tiq Posted December 5, 2007 Report Posted December 5, 2007 That's what people who are unsuccessful with girls say. Normal guys all know that girls are not evil. They are just white noise after awhile, a snow screen on a television. "You know what today is?" "Huh?""Don't give me that you !@#$%^&*. You know it's my birthday, AND our anniversary. It's both.""K.""I hate you. You have a small !@#$%^&* too.""Well, your vagina smells like cottage cheese.""What?""What?""What did you just say?""I'M ONLY PRETENDING TO UNDERSTAND YOU. All I hear when you open your mouth is TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Speak your mind, etc.
MikeTheNose Posted December 5, 2007 Report Posted December 5, 2007 /\ | | | Speaking of unsuccessful with women..... - MikeTheNose- Subspace Central Network BanG Administrator-------------------------------------"I have never wavered in my commitments to this zone and I am certainly not doing so now." You just did.
Tiq Posted December 5, 2007 Report Posted December 5, 2007 Says Madame Promote-Available-Females-To-Hire-Positions-In-Staff. Speak your mind, etc.
★ candygirl Posted December 5, 2007 Report Posted December 5, 2007 SFSS Forum adminOwner and sysop of SSCC Star Wars Empirehttp://sfss.org/images/sflit.jpgCandygirl QUOTE(AceSpades Who ever keeps quoting me needs to stop. Otherwise I'm gonna get my friend Mr. Stabby out.QUOTE(Courage is resistance to fear and mastery of fear-not absence of fear.-Mark Twain
rootbear75 Posted December 5, 2007 Author Report Posted December 5, 2007 Says Madame Promote-Available-Females-To-Hire-Positions-In-Staff.1) 2) http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
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