Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

[rootbear75]

http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Learn-Chinese-4769.jpg

[★ Purge]

that won't get me my chicken lo mein without having to converse with the chinaman for 30 min

[Cancer+]

lol its kinda funny.

[Falcoknight]

Sounds eerily similar to a Mainer accent.

[ESCANDAL0SA]

lmao. i hate the chinese accent though. it's annoying.

[Audry]

haha that made me laugh XD

[Tiq]

Asian accents are kind of annoying. So are latin american accents. Probably the best accents are eastern european...and irish.

[MISTY_DAWN]

i !@#$%^&*ing hate the way asian girl moan! so fa kin werd

and no i wasnt watching pron, it was a love seen in a foriegn movie.

Edited December 1, 2007 by MISTY_DAWN

[ESCANDAL0SA]

tiq, you're a hater. spanish accents are soooo sexy. espceically on hispanic guys <3 spanish + new yawk accent = sexiest. europeans can't mess with that.

[rootbear75]

i !@#$%^&*ing hate the way asian girl moan! so fa kin werd

and no i wasnt watching pron, it was a love seen in a foriegn movie.

when a girl likes to watch porn, its !@#$%^&*ing hot

[MISTY_DAWN]

well, im not saying i haven't...im just not addicted like most. -cough- rootbear -cough-

[masscarnage]

omg that was amazing!

 

and every girl ive seen loves my australian accent

[MISTY_DAWN]

meh, i give or take...

im not big on accents

[rootbear75]

well, im not saying i haven't...im just not addicted like most. -cough- rootbear -cough-

i dont watch as much as you think i do...

[MISTY_DAWN]

mmmhmm, suure ....lol

jk

[🜲 Samapico]

omg that was amazing!

 

and every girl ive seen loves my australian accent

"Biewwwwwwtayfool Cwokhodayle!!" -Steve Irwin (RIP)

 

LOL

 

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee101/hammerhaert/steveirwin.jpg

[Aceflyer]

LoL funny, rootbear. Thanks, I needed that laugh.

 

For those of who haven't 'gotten' it yet, here's a 'translation' of that chart...

 

Spoiler! --Click here to view--

1) That's not right --> Sum Ting Wong --> Something wrong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive --> Hu Yu Hai Ding --> Who you hiding

3) See me ASAP --> Kum Hia --> Come here

4) Stupid Man --> Dum Fuk --> Dumb

5) Small Horse --> Tai Ni Po Ni --> Tiny pony

6) Did you go to the beach --> Wai Yu So Tan --> Why you so tan

7) I bumped the coffee table --> Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Nai --> I bang my knee

I think you need a face lift --> Chin Tu Fat --> Chin too fat

9) It's very dark in here --> Wai So Dim --> Why so dim

10) I thought you were on a diet --> Wai Yu Mun Ching --> Why you munching

11) This is a tow away zone --> No Pah King --> No parking

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week --> Wai Yu Kum Nao --> Why you come now

13) Staying out of sight --> Lei Ying Lo --> Lying low

14) He's cleaning his automobile --> Wa Shing Ka --> Washing car

15) Your body odor is offensive --> Yu Stin Ki Pu --> You stinky,

16) Great --> Fa Kin Su Pah --> super

[tcsoccer and neptune]

that was nice

 

samapcio

 

aceflyer, i think we all got it...

[rootbear75]

ace, number 15 says: you stinky-poo

[Shock]

ROFL DUM FUK

[Aceflyer]

ace, number 15 says: you stinky-poo

 

I know...

[rootbear75]

ace, number 15 says: you stinky-poo

 

I know...

then why censor it?

[JDS]

the first post of this thread is empty?

[LiDDiS]

I learned chinese by throwing pots and pans down the stairs.

[rootbear75]

the first post of this thread is empty?

No theres a picture

 

I learned chinese by throwing pots and pans down the stairs.

I heard thats how Chinese parents name their children

Edited December 2, 2007 by rootbear75