candygirl Posted November 29, 2007 Report Posted November 29, 2007 After Mr. and mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.Un fortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and out.Equally fortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women-she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, Your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store.We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store.Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are do!@#$%^&*ented by our video surveillance cameras. On jun 15 He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. On July 2 Mr. Fenton set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. On July 7 Mr. Fenton made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. On July 19 Mr. Fenton walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,"Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away." On August 4 Mr. Fenton went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. On September 14 Mr. Fenton moved a "CAUTION -WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. On September 15 Mr. Fenton set up a tent in the camping departent and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they wouldbring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. On September 23 When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people justleave me alone?" On October 4 Mr. Fenton looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. On November 10 While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. On December 3 Mr. Fenton darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. On December 18 Mr. Fenton hid in a clothing rack and when people browed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" On December 21 When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he !@#$%^&*umed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least... On December 23 He went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toiletpaper in here!" RegardsWalmart
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