rootbear75 Posted November 13, 2007 Report Posted November 13, 2007 (edited) ROFL:Good AdviceTake it from Mom; Always use protection.http://break.com/index/sex-advice-from-mom.html Crazy Dentist Road RageA dentist gets to work and some dude is blocking his parking space. The dentist flips out, attempts to move the dudes car, punches the drivers sister, and !@#$%^&*aults a camera man.http://break.com/index/crazy-dentist-road-rage.html Bored Construction Workers Equal FunWhen construction workers get bored only good things can happen.http://break.com/index/bored-constuction-w...-equal-fun.html Ballerinas Equal Perfect GirlfriendsWhy did it take me so long to figure out that ballerinas would make perfect girlfriends?http://break.com/index/ballerinas-equal-pe...irlfriends.html Unidentified Creature FoundWhatever that is I think it is the result of dirty laundry, nuclear sludge and a month old pizza box. Sort of like the ninja turtles. http://break.com/index/unidentified-creature-found.html Soulja Girl Falls Off StageSoulja girl practicing her moves doesnt realize that the edge of the stage is a lot closer than she thinks. http://break.com/index/soulja-girl-falls-off-stage.html Christian Guy Totally Owns MormonsTwo Mormons bike messengers approach a group of guys in a Burger King parking lot to try to spread the word. One of the guys they approach drops some real knowledge and makes them look like complete fools.http://break.com/index/christian-guy-total...ns-mormons.htmlI love people who do this Wife Owned By Fishing Line PrankHeres one way to guaruntee that you wont be getting any for a month. Not only does she get owned but I think she goes face first into some cake which is priceless!http://break.com/index/wife-owned-by-fishing-line-prank.html Why You Shouldnt Drink And BikeWhen youre drinking always choose a designated rider.http://break.com/index/why-you-shouldnt-drink-and-bike.html Arnold Prank Calls GatewayHeres a classic Break video from a long time ago that for some reason has recently gotten popular. Perhaps its the new Kimpossible animation. Arnold prank calls Gateway computer.http://break.com/index/arnold-prank-calls-gateway.html I Can Has Bizcuit?Is bread still really hard to come by in Russia? Judging by this Kittys reaction Russia may be worse off than we thought.http://break.com/index/hungry-hungry-kitty.htmlWould this be considered animal cruelty? Roommate Text Message PrankGuy uses computer to text his roommate a false message about drunk horny girls. Hilarious reaction from confused roommate when he comes back with nothing but a pretty good slap in the face.http://www.break.com/index/roommate_text_message_prank.html Really Funny Maze ScareHaven't seen a good maze scare reaction in a while. This guy looks like he would barely react to the maze scare prank. The bigger they are the harder they fall I guess.http://www.break.com/index/maze_scare_bad.html Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her ParentsA Jewish girl away from home at college prank calls her parents and tells them she started dating an Italian guy. The father threatens to kill the guy and the mothers comments are priceless.http://www.break.com/index/jewish-girl-pra...er-parents.htmlBwahahahaahah, i swear to god... my mom might actually do this.. although i think she would actually be happy if i found a girl... rofl Balancing Point In ReverseThis a pretty awesome movie made entirely in reverse. This must have taken forever to make but I think it turned out really well. It reminds me of that scene in the classic Val Kilmer movie Top Secret.http://www.break.com/index/balancing_point_in_reverse.htmlYou probably seen this before Edited November 13, 2007 by rootbear75 http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
🜲 Samapico Posted November 13, 2007 Report Posted November 13, 2007 Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents...Didn't know Jewish people were that racist http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
X`terrania Posted November 13, 2007 Report Posted November 13, 2007 Man, you have to !@#$%^&*ing do something about rootbear and his !@#$%^&*ing topic spams. it's all a joke.
rootbear75 Posted November 13, 2007 Author Report Posted November 13, 2007 Man, you have to !@#$%^&*ing do something about rootbear and his !@#$%^&*ing topic spams.hey now... at least i didnt spam this one... i put this ALL in 1 topic http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
Cancer+ Posted November 13, 2007 Report Posted November 13, 2007 He is following the rules. He is posting topics that aren't completely pointless, like that one post that was nothing but swear words. We know he posts a lot but it isn't spam. Anyways, I am at work right now. I will have to check some of these out later. http://card.mygamercard.net/gelsig/black/cancer2687.png
rootbear75 Posted November 13, 2007 Author Report Posted November 13, 2007 He is following the rules. He is posting topics that aren't completely pointless, like that one post that was nothing but swear words.when did i do that? http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
Cancer+ Posted November 13, 2007 Report Posted November 13, 2007 You didnt, some other newb did. http://card.mygamercard.net/gelsig/black/cancer2687.png
rootbear75 Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Posted November 14, 2007 (edited) Bored Construction Workers Equal FunWhen construction workers get bored only good things can happen.http://break.com/index/bored-constuction-w...-equal-fun.htmlfeatured on today's G4's Attack of the Show's Around the Net Edited November 14, 2007 by rootbear75 http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
rootbear75 Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Posted November 14, 2007 Firemen Lift Car With Hose WaterThese firemen rig a contraption that lets them lift a car up in the air using water pressure from multiple hoses. I guess this is what they do when there arent any fires going on, where do I sign up?http://www.break.com/index/firemen-lift-ca...hose-water.html Kid Hit In Head With Baseballhttp://www.break.com/index/kid-hit-in-head...h-baseball.html How To Build A Condom CannonThis smokin hot chick shows us how to build a penny cannon using a codom, a rubber band, and a roll of toliet paper.http://www.break.com/index/how-to-build-a-condom-cannon.html http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
Slicer Posted November 14, 2007 Report Posted November 14, 2007 lol cheers for the break Screw you hippy
X`terrania Posted November 14, 2007 Report Posted November 14, 2007 He is following the rules. He is posting topics that aren't completely pointless, like that one post that was nothing but swear words.when did i do that? Root, I think he's talking about this one: (Warning: extreme racism/vulgarity) Spoiler! --Click here to view--http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1498/vvddz0bx5.png it's all a joke.
Cancer+ Posted November 14, 2007 Report Posted November 14, 2007 Well, that one too. But there was another one you guys didnt see. http://card.mygamercard.net/gelsig/black/cancer2687.png
rootbear75 Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Posted November 14, 2007 Well, that one too. But there was another one you guys didnt see.annnnnddd??? arent u gonna show it? http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
Cancer+ Posted November 14, 2007 Report Posted November 14, 2007 No, move on with your binge. http://card.mygamercard.net/gelsig/black/cancer2687.png
rootbear75 Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Posted November 14, 2007 No, move on with your binge.kk submissions to come w/in the next hour or so http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
rootbear75 Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Posted November 14, 2007 (edited) Dog Nearly Gets Struck By LightningThese guy let their dog run around the backyard in the rain until a lightning bolt strikes within just a few feet of the little guy.http://break.com/index/dog-nearly-gets-str...-lightning.html Bullet At 5000 Frames Per SecondThis is an ultra high speed camera that can film at an amazing 5000fps and films a bullet blowing up a bunch of different stuff.http://break.com/index/bullet-blows-stuff-up-at-5000fps.html Girl Tries The Human Sling ShotThese rich kids in Utah build a gigantic human sling shot on their massive front lawn and use an ATV to propell a girl farther than she expected. Man that looks like fun I want that!http://www.break.com/index/girl_tries_the_..._slingshot.html How To Shower: Men Vs WomenThe simple truth about men's bathroom habits compared to women's. This video nails it completely, I have participated in this exact scenario many times.http://www.break.com/index/how_to_shower_men_vs_women.htmlBwahahahahaha SOOOO TRUE! Pool Table Nickel TrickThis guy bets his friend that if he places a nickel in the middle of the pool table he'll be able to sink to hit two balls in the pocket. Do you think he can do it?http://www.break.com/index/pool_table_nickel_trick.html Microwave EggsplosionNext time you think about microwaving an egg, duck and cover because you might experience a big eggplosion.http://www.break.com/index/microwave-eggsplosion.html Painful Workout AccidentToo add insult to injury, not only is this guy in a ton of pain but his nose is also inches away from his own sweaty butt. Its like come on! Was that necessary?http://www.break.com/index/painful-workout-accident.html Cool Mario Lego Stop MotionThis is a really cool Mario stop motion video made out of legos that obviously took a lot of time to create. I especially liked the part where he gets flower power, brought back memories.http://www.break.com/index/cool_mario_lego_stop_motion.html Car Crushed By TankThis is exactly why I'm always saying you shouldn't play chicken with a tank. Especially a tank that can go 25 miles per hour or more. When will people learn?http://www.break.com/index/car_crushed_by_tank.html The Majority of French People Are DumbThis guy is on the French version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and gets a very simple question wrong. The best part is he polled the audience on the question and they got it wrong too.http://www.break.com/index/56-percent-of-f...are-stupid.html Biggest Shotgun In The WorldThis shotgun is so big it takes two men to carry it. I guess its called a punt gun and I cant think of a practical use for it, except to destroy a lot of stuff at once.http://www.break.com/index/biggest_shotgun_in_the_world.html Air Canon Nut ShotThese guys build a sweet air canon and decide they need a human target to test it out. They aim for his chest but unfortunately they dont take into account gravity which allows hilarity to ensue.http://www.break.com/index/air_canon_nut_shot.html Humvee Driving In Iraqi TrafficThis is a really cool video of a Humvee driving through Iraqi traffic. In order to avoid insurgent attacks they cant stop or slow down, even if that requires some improvised driving.http://www.break.com/index/humvee_driving_...qi_traffic.htmlall for tonight Edited November 14, 2007 by rootbear75 http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
rootbear75 Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Posted November 14, 2007 still bored:Dane Cook Gets Two Millionith FriendI thought this was hilarious. The best part is near the end when Bob Saget jumps out of nowhere and tells what he does to get friends on myspace.http://www.break.com/index/dane-cook-has-t...on-friends.html Soldiers Destroy A BunkerThis is a pretty cool video of some soldiers placing explosives within a bunker and then blowing it up.http://www.break.com/index/bunker_blown_up.html Gorilla Has A BlastPrimates jacking it = ALWAYS funny.http://www.break.com/index/gorilla-has-a-blast.html Ultimate Diet Coke Mentos ExplosionThese guys plan on creating the largest Mentos Diet Coke Explosion until one of the guys prematurely drops the Mentos into the Diet Coke. http://www.break.com/index/ultimate-diet-c...-explosion.html Microsoft Test FailsDont you love it when a company like Microsoft spends millions of dollars on a product that doesn't work? Watch as Microsoft introduces it's new voice recognition software.http://www.break.com/index/microsoft_test_fails.html Microwave ExperimentsThese guys set out to take their microwave to the edge and see what it takes to kill it. Probably shouldnt try this at home, unless you want to eat cold bagel bites.http://www.break.com/index/microwave_experiments.html Best passed Out Prank EverDefinitely do not p!@#$%^&* out around these guys. They woke up one morning after a long night of hard partying and found that their buddy was still out cold. So at first the drew on him... then they took it up a notch.http://www.break.com/index/best-p!@#...prank-ever.htmlAll i can say is it involves a raft and a lake... Caught Jerkin It To AnimeWe've all seen videos of people busting in on their friends jerkin it. This is similar to all those except this guy has chosen a very strange visual aid.http://www.break.com/index/caught_jerking_to_anime.html2 words - Attraction and NSFW Pork And Coke Surprise DiscoveryThis is not your typical pork and coke video, these guys take it to the next level and discover something very interesting. Of all the pork and coke videos youve seen, dont miss this one.http://www.break.com/index/pork_and_coke_s..._discovery.html http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
X`terrania Posted November 14, 2007 Report Posted November 14, 2007 he's consistent, though I still haven't clicked on a single link. it's all a joke.
★ candygirl Posted November 14, 2007 Report Posted November 14, 2007 Theres toooooo many lol some of them are not funny at all. SFSS Forum adminOwner and sysop of SSCC Star Wars Empirehttp://sfss.org/images/sflit.jpgCandygirl QUOTE(AceSpades Who ever keeps quoting me needs to stop. Otherwise I'm gonna get my friend Mr. Stabby out.QUOTE(Courage is resistance to fear and mastery of fear-not absence of fear.-Mark Twain
rootbear75 Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Posted November 14, 2007 Theres toooooo many lol some of them are not funny at all.most of them are "wow... how dumb" or "instant chuckle" or "full out LOL" http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
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