Women 2.0

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You unbutton your top a little, a decent entree and 4 !@#$%^&*tails later, we unbutton it the rest and never call again.

 

We just have to do something as drastic as drooling because women aren't good at picking up on subtle hints

 

And some wisdom for you gents:

 

If too many buttons are undone, DEFINITELY strap a helmet on the general before sending him into battle. Remember you're just as likely to bring critters home even if you play in the mud.

 

And if in doubt, just wrap your entire midsection with plastic wrap, that should keep even the most zealous crabs at bay!

Lol NBV, that is why we all love you.