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The cover image is wrong.

Jesus was not a cat.

 

Hail the saviour!

http://www.jonworthylake.com/Pictures/raptor1.jpg

http://www.jonworthylake.com/Pictures/raptor2.jpg

Edited by Ori Klein
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Itz comin. Srsly.

 

1 Teh revelashunz of Baby Jesus, what teh Ceiling Cat geif him to show hiz homiez what iz comin. Teh Ceiling Cat sended hiz angel to Mr. John.2 Mr. John sez itz all totally teh troof, zactly what teh Ceiling Cat and Baby Jesus done sed.

3 Everwun what reedz these wurdz will has cheezburgrz and everwun what heerz theez wurdz will has cheezburgrz. Also, pay attenshun, cuz itz comin. Srsly.

 

4 4m Mr. John, 2 teh 7 churchez over therr in Asia: Oh Hai, from teh Ceiling Cat whoz alwayz around, and hai from the 7 kittehs sittin next to his chair.

5 Oh, also, hai from Baby Jesus, who iz liek totally leet. Srsly. To Baby Jesus who totally luvz us an died 4 us an stuff,6 Ur awsum, thx.

 

7 Invisible airplane for Baby Jesus! Everwun will see him in the sky, even thoze bad doodz what wuz so mean, and everwun will be totally bummed. Srsly.

8 Teh Ceiling Cat sez "I be Alpha. Also, I be Omega. An I alwayz been an I alwayz will be. Also, I be very strong! Grrr!"

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