THE MOST AWSOME NAME EVER

[Powerhouse]

I'm trying to think of a name for my iphone, b/c it asks me to give it a name, and I cannot think of one that fits how incredibly awsome it is; I was thinking of something retro, or futuristic and when I thought about that, I thought of the usernames of some people here, then I got the idea to post a forum about it, so does anyone have any suggestions for me?

[»1587200]

Overpriced

Expensive Flashlight

The LG Venus Will Make Me Obsolete

Long Live Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs 4 President

I'm Gonna Break In Three Months

Pocket Vibrator

iPood

[Samapico]

The iPhone is a piece of !@#$%^&*, and so is your face.

And again I post the awesome article by Maddox.

 

And if you name that "expansive flashlight" Samapico, I swear I'll come to kill you irl

[»SD>Big]

i make irrelevant posts to let people know i own an iphone cause it makes me cool

[candygirl]

I have a ericsson works good for a phone lol

[jacob hunter!]

forget the Ipone, get the Itouch its like 10x better

 

 

Free internet and no monthy paying plan

Edited October 14, 2007 by attraction

[JDS]

what the !@#$%^&* is your guys problem, if you want an iphone, go ahead and get one, there incredible technology LIKE IT OR NOT, they may be overpriced, but so were ipods when they first came out

 

you dont make a new product and sell it for cheap when millions of people are WILLING to pay what ever the company wants.

 

 

 

you guys just know very little about marketing .. obviously idiots

[»1587200]

I never said it wasn't good business, but it's not amazing technology. I've got an old spinach green palm pilot that does everything the iphone does. Everyone thinks because it's touch screen and pretty that it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Get over it. The technology has been around longer than half you have been using computers, Apple just made it look pretty...

[JDS]

well

 

 

that may be true

 

bUT

 

isnt that what we want now a day?

 

a styling palm phone with a touch screen

[ThunderJam]

To name your phone use the following step-by-step guide:

 

 

1. Choose one of the following Adjectives: Lame, crappy, uncreative, overpriced, stupid, !@#$%^&*, re!@#$%^&*ed, old, obsolete, unsatisfactory

 

2. Choose a second Adjective: Awful, over-hyped, inferior, defective, substandard, deficient, filthy, vile, wallet-breaking, faulty

 

3. Choose one of the following nouns: Junk, hunk of circuits, brick, iCrap, trash, waste of money, paper-weight, filth

 

 

Voila! You now have a catchy and fitting new name for your phone!

[Powerhouse]

dam, I didn't expect the replies to be that mean, jeez.

 

ok, first off, I did'nt buy it, I got it for a birthday present from my parents, and they just went ahead and put it on their family plan for me, so I don't have to pay a dime, (also, they suppossedly got a deall on it for like $200 off or something like that). You all know that if someone just gave you a fully functioning Iphone for free that you would all take it, and probably like it as much as I do.

 

2nd: I wasn't trying to let people know that I had an Iphone so you'll think I'm cool or whatever, I mean really, I could'nt give a !@#$%^&* what you people think about me, I don't eve KNOW you people, why the !@#$%^&* would I care what you think about me?

 

3rd: the iPhone is NOT a bad piece of tech. I mean, the one other guy touched on it a little, but in all seriousness, it's pretty nice, and we DID NOT have anywhere near CLOSE to the tech on this phone that we had whenever I started using computers (windows 98, ha) it's got obviously itunes w/videos, it's got about 8 gigs (which is more than I'll ever use), It's got all the functions of a regular cell phone today minus the ability to take videos (which I was shocked about ), It has access to the internet, which is pretty cool, (I've been using that a lot), and plus a bunch of other little bonus features. there's the trendy style of the iphone, and something that you people are entirely overlookijng is the videos on this thing are FANTASTIC, I mean, o my gosh, it's got a widescreen for movies, and the pictures are just the highest quality, and on the screen it has none of that stuff where if you turn it to the side you can't see it for crap that you get on a lot of portable DVD players, you can pretty much turn it on it's side and watch. not to mention how advanced and sesitive the touch screen is.

 

you know, when I got the iPhone, I was kind of against it at first for many of the same reasons you guys are like how it's going to be pretty much obsolete in about 2 weeks, but things go obsolete so much now the determining factor for things being obsolete is basically if it's out or not (watch red vs blue, lol). So, it's grown on me, and i really like my iphone now, though, I did, at first attempt to take it back and get something else, but like my other 3 choices around the same price range were shot down. I just couldn't really think of a cool, futuristic name for it, or whatever, and I thought it deserved better thatn "MY iPhone"

 

oh, and haha, so far I like "I'm gonna break in 3 months", lol

 

Edited October 15, 2007 by Powerhouse

[Incomplete]

I had one, i didn't like it so I sold it

[Tiq]

Nothing can be said about iPhone that hasn't already been said about the My Lai massacre.

[Powerhouse]

well, thanks for the massive amount of help you guys have been, but I came up with a name myself, it's omega zero, (partly because of the charactre in the old mega-man X games)

[nahtaiveL gniK]

Fred.

[candygirl]

So when you call out its name ..what does it do

[Samapico]

It gains self-consciousness and takes over the world

[Incomplete]

It gains self-consciousness and takes over the world

 

That wasn't in the contract.... !@#$%^&* the small print.

[X`terrania]

F-f-fight the power!

 

Obviously, some of the greatest names are Magus, Terrania, or... hm, Kefka? :>