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Put some quotes to live by in here.

(or maybe some random funny things..)

Make sure they are somwhat humorous...

 

(found these ones here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/fortune.shtml)

"If it doesn't kill you, you'll learn from it. If it does kill you, I'll learn from it"

It's said that there are girls out there that dig geeks. It's also said that nessie lives in loch ness, that big foots roam the northern american forests and that aliens visit the earth. I'll believe any of those once I have had a sample specimen on my dissection table.

Why must 95% of people embrace the abomination that is (*shudder*) Windows? It is more crash-happy than my alcholic uncle driving home from the micro-brewery.

When I become rich I will buy two cars. One will look exactly like the Spy Hunter Car. I will put loud speakers on it and whenever I'm driving around it will play the Spy Hunter theme song.

My other car will be an old Buick (boat) which I will put a small mast on. I will then attach a pirate flag and terrorize Drive thru's and many suburban neighborhoods.

The world is not #000000 and #ffffff.... it's more of a mottled #cccccc.

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

> Am I pretty? Tell me I'm pretty.

 

if (female) printf("You are pretty");

else printf("You are lonely");

Edited by rootbear75
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