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Customer: My Outlook Inbox has a bunch of emails that are bold black, and a bunch that are

plain black. Why is that the case?

 

Tech Support: Uh... that's because they haven't been read?

 

Customer: Well, duh. Of course not. They're bold black. How do I make them not bold?

 

Tech Support: [puzzled by the "Duh" response] Uh... read them.

 

Customer: But, there are hundreds, and they're mostly junk.

 

Tech Support: Then delete them.

 

Customer: I can't. Our IT wants us to keep them for six months so they can analyze patterns and

see if their filtering is working.

 

Tech Support: Then move them to a different folder.

 

Customer: Okay. But, they're still bold black. And now the folder in the folder list is bold, too.

This makes me think there's new email in there. Is there a way I can make them less

annoyingly conspicuous?

 

Tech Support: Mark them as Read.

 

Customer: Uh... okay.

 

[30 minutes later]

 

Tech Support: Did you mark them as Read?

 

Customer: Yeah. It wasn't easy, because I had to find out how change the color settings. And it

didn't solve the problem. They're still bold, and the folder still indicates that there is new

mail in that folder.

 

Tech Support: Why did you have to change the settings?

 

Customer: So I could mark all those messages red.

 

Tech Support: [!@#$%^&*led laughter of sudden realization]

 

Customer: What did you call me?

 

It's amazing how stupid end-users can be

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.png

rootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>

Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was

Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first.

darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked...

rootbear75> O.o __________________________________

2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.

2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...

Posted
its people like this that cause the stupid questions like "is your computer plugged in" to be used by tech support.

I love you.

 

I hate those !@#$%^&* people.

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SHOCK> polix audry said she would fuck u if u lived in quebec

PoLiX> eh, if she's a frenchy, no go

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Aarbear> and btw, I dun think swear words are bad... they are just manmade words afterall :p

Aarbear> bible doesn't say to not say fuck

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help: (BrAnDnew) (dtq): KNIGHT IS A COCK SUCKING ######

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Makavelii> for soem reason i think pussy will taste like vinigar/salt/starburst

Posted
Lol that had to be a joke

-Lucozade

 

kentbrockm> what is team tournament?

pernille> like 2v2 kent

kentbrockm> ah

kentbrockm> wanna be my partner, pern?

pernille> lol

pernille> i suck

kentbrockm> good habbit for a gal your age.

Autofire> lol

Explody Th> Omg kent

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Posted
Lol that had to be a joke

you know, i honestly dont know if it is or not... i dont remember where i got it...

 

i was looking at files on my webserver...

and i found that

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.png

rootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>

Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was

Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first.

darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked...

rootbear75> O.o __________________________________

2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.

2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...

Posted
The end-user, a sadder life form than a vax beowulf cluster.

"The true measure of a man is how he treat someone who can do him absolutely no good."

- Samuel Johnson

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