War Story

[Sound]

It was a sunny day, but on the east it was a shadowy wall of smoke. Several spies had been dispatched and not returned... it was time to get information from an outside source. Falcoknight, a sneaky ally who specializes in covert ops, was harder to find than dav, but i knew it had to be done. I knew if i found Falcoknight, undergoing the seige of Dav's mountain fortress would soon be at hand! Falco supplied me with information such as whereabouts, army size, weapon status, and readiness. Being high up on Mt. Noob, dav was hard to reach. But with this information, i could begin planning for the attack. First, i did some calculations on how much attack power i would need to raid his fortress, as he has many more men than i. Bows and arrows can't break a steel door, !@#$%^&*it. However, i came to a plan that i could use my useless spy money to better my soldiers training. It just so happens that these spies that were dispatched had raided other bases weapons and done some upgrades! They had their own little science project and didn't plan to share it! I sold all of their equipment, and saved the weapons. I began an attack that will be renounced over and over in the times to come, the time sound forces overtook Mt. Noob! The soldiers flew up the mountain strong and ready, they waited for the door to open, afterburned in... Only to be destroyed by powerful mines and shrapnel from the bombline... Inexperienced in war, the anchor was the first to die. The siege failed, and we were obviously not prepared.I still didn't have enough power... I ransacked the nearby villages for the meager gold they held, barely enough to put me past. I needed more skill, i had a newb army, but i can't get skill fast enough, that takes time. I needed a plan! After buying more weapons with the meager gold, i began. First, one soldier flew to the door and knocked, when asked who it was he says "FedEx, special delivery!". After the excited doorman opened the door wondering if it was for him, the delivery man would go about the whole base while dav forces were sleeping, and mine the entrances to every main opening. The rest of the army is signalled by one bomb shot from the top of the base. This meant "Begin the attack". Once again my forces rallied in front of the door, and Dav's lookouts raised the alarm. The delivery guy had repped the mines earlier, so when the door opened my forces could rush in. When dav's forces met Sound forces the delivery guy began pummeling Dav's soldiers with L3 bombs from the bombline above them, flanking them from inside their own base! The shrapnel killed many, and sound forces quickly had the advantage, rushing spraying L3 Bombs. The battle slowed and you could hear the near shouting of friendly soldiers... "CLEAR?" "CLEAR?" "ALL CLEAR!" We had won! =D I flew in to the treasure room to see dav himself, lying there breathing heavily, holding his precious monies. I could choose now to kill him off or let him be, my trigger finger was ready. I decided to take the 134,000,000 points and leave him be to generate more for my army. Victory was MINE! Edited September 9, 2007 by Sound

[Falcoknight]

wai em i soe pown

[froot]

and Sound conquered Mt. Noob with an iron fist!

[Sound]

yey sound.

Froot are you in ssrpg? NO YOU'RE NOT.

Why not?

cuz u ghey?

naw get in.

[Dav]

lol I was away for a day and decided not to bother with vacation mode.

 

I didn't do too bad seeing as it took you all 30hrs to break my defence.

[Sound]

Took me all 30 hours to decide i wanted to.

[JDS]

slow brain processing speed.

[Sound]

Slow income. I'd rather not attack him when he had 6mill, see jds? I waited for 130mill+ =)

[Dav]

heh you usually hit me for 30 - 50 mil

[Sound]

$$

Scared you'll come back and spend it.

Last time i let you be !@#$%^&*y for a bit thinking your defense would hold up (that's what i was thinking atm, you already explained)