rootbear75 Posted October 8, 2007 Report Posted October 8, 2007 And the citizens of Rootania still continue to smuggle bacon and ham and sausage into Ailestan
Aileron Posted October 26, 2007 Author Report Posted October 26, 2007 The infidel Static Burn got what was coming to him today. Ailestani raids on his supply lines have forced him to stop his constant raids and regroup for a while. While the government does not believe his !@#$%^&*ets have been truly destroyed, it is suspected that with the newer more complicated attack plan, Static Burn is much more likely to make a critical and fatal mistake. This is timely because Davantis has been making calls for help today against the infidels JDS and rasta420. While Dav's forces have been holding the infidel armies at bay, he will require aid to caste them down to the painfull humiliation they deserve. The international community has called off their diplomatic efforts to retrieve some protestors today. The protestors had smuggled themselves into our country to protest the Ailestani general way of life. However, upon further investigation authorities had found illegal BLT's packed in their fannypacks. The protesters were rounded up and deported to rasta420 in accordance with Ailstani law, specifically to the location of rasta's weapons' cache. The infidel rasta420 caught them and had them executed. The Ailestani authorities have joined the international community in criticism of rasta420's treatment of the protesters.
The Real Picard Posted October 26, 2007 Report Posted October 26, 2007 Rumor has it that the Penis Clan is currently being Cir!@#$%^&*sized... is this true???
X`terrania Posted October 27, 2007 Report Posted October 27, 2007 Rumor has it that the Penis Clan is currently being Cir!@#$%^&*sized... is this true??? It sounds like treason, but it is true. Penis is being beaten back pretty hard, and it's about to get sliced up.
Sound Posted October 28, 2007 Report Posted October 28, 2007 Meanwhile... Sound forces are quietly training, without bother - further expanding war tactic and strategic intelligence. Growing in strength and agility, the sound forces feel they can never get enough power, despite extreme fatigue. Expect to be swiftly conquered in the next era of dynasties.
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