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I am here today to discuss a tragedy that has befallen all of us good souls that make up the penis chat. For some reason, Death+ gave our chat out to a horrible thing. Yes, a thing. A thing so hideous and inhumane I can not refer to it as a person. It does not deserve that distinction.

 

Xena, also known as Lady Death, is probably the most intolerable thing I have ever met. She is obnoxious, hideously ugly, and very pushy with her beliefs. It is ones right to be a Christian, a Muslim, or to take a dump on a cross if they would like to. I don't care, personally. But she tries to force her terrible beliefs on every one of us. She believes that Christ has came to her, and spoke to her. She thinks that she is the chosen one, and was put here to carry his message. Unfortunately for her, I know why she was "put here". Xena was put here for me to laugh at.

 

Xena decided to try and make fun of me one day, which is completely fine. But then, she decided to give me her my space. If you have not already, please click on the my space link above. This !@#$%^&* is ugly, and she has the biggest mole I have ever seen on her forehead. It is her curse. She thinks she is hot, and continues to claim that I want to see her ASSS. I can not lie, if she was infront of me and opened her shirt, I would look. Mostly to check for more monstrous moles.

 

Anyways, I have made this !@#$%^&* cry countless times, and I really do wish death upon her. So, with the combined efforts of all of the penis clan, we have put together Operation MOLEWHACK. This operation is an initiative to take back our chat, and to end the suffering and annoyance's caused by the mere presence of one Xena or Lady Death. If you would like more information on how you could help, or join Operation MOLEWHACK, contact me in game or via this thread.

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Scar, you've never been more right here than any other time in your beautiful life, we're talking about unchecked aggression here, man, and oh God, I do mind, X`terrania minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

 

Let us sabotage the very foundations that hold her life together, and by foundation, I mean this Earth, let us shake the very Earth and make this beast begone! Let us eradicate the very Mole-King that brought her into existence! We must band together! Stop her from sucking the very soul out of our God-given bodies! It's like the bible says, man was made in his image, and clearly her mole was made out of something Godly, but not as sane nor as holy as our creator.

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HOORAH!

 

OH MY GAWD

 

THAT MOLE IS SO BIG

 

 

 

I just puked a little in my mouth

 

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Ph3@r the beast

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