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Pay for a 2 dollar hooker, nothing flashy, just find one that's willing to get pregnant, and give you custody of the baby straight away. Then with the $98 or so left, put it all in a secret bank account. Brainwash the child to follow specific instructions. Instructions should include: Do not withdraw the money from the account until 500,000 years after 2100. Impregnate a female with your child to carry on the family legacy, and should the line continue, the lucky member who will be born at around the time the money is to be withdrawn, will be heir to a throne that has been 500,000 years in the making. The amount of money that will have been ac!@#$%^&*ulated over that time will be so vast that said heir will be able to buy the best weapons of the day, and create a regime of fear revolving around himself or herself. Everyone on earth will wonder how this could have happened, and then they will try to retrace their steps back through history, and hopefully (though unlikely), they will discover that it was X`TERRANIA, who deposited the money, from so long ago. Thus you will be remembered in history as the mastermind of the dictator of the world.

 

Everyone else's idea is !@#$%^&*ing boring. With this, you can immortalize yourself...hopefully.

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Pay for a 2 dollar hooker, nothing flashy, just find one that's willing to get pregnant, and give you custody of the baby straight away. Then with the $98 or so left, put it all in a secret bank account. Brainwash the child to follow specific instructions. Instructions should include: Do not withdraw the money from the account until 500,000 years after 2100. Impregnate a female with your child to carry on the family legacy, and should the line continue, the lucky member who will be born at around the time the money is to be withdrawn, will be heir to a throne that has been 500,000 years in the making. The amount of money that will have been ac!@#$%^&*ulated over that time will be so vast that said heir will be able to buy the best weapons of the day, and create a regime of fear revolving around himself or herself. Everyone on earth will wonder how this could have happened, and then they will try to retrace their steps back through history, and hopefully (though unlikely), they will discover that it was X`TERRANIA, who deposited the money, from so long ago. Thus you will be remembered in history as the mastermind of the dictator of the world.

 

Everyone else's idea is !@#$%^&*ing boring. With this, you can immortalize yourself...hopefully.

 

ROFL..

 

Tiq, you seriously have a very creative mind. Have you tried writing a book?

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Tiq's plan is incredibly genius, but sadly I already have a plan to ac!@#$%^&*ulate even more m!@#$%^&* wealth and purchase the world's most dangerous super power weapon ever! Bwahahaha.

 

Fu Man Chu: THIS IS MY MECCA! AHAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHAAH.

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Find a common penny stock, invest a quarter of that $100. Most can only go up for a short time.Watch the investment double or even triple at times. For instance, a stock I had partook recentlywent from .002 cents per share all the way to .mega_shok.gif cents a share at it's close on friday. That is anincrease of 400 times what the original stock was worth. Even a $10 investment would mean awhole lot of cash in your pocket now. Fortuneatley I invested $50 biggrin.gif *Stares at my !@#$%^&*istantManagers uniform and realizes the end is nigh*

 

Wait, I just looked at the rest of the posts.

Thx L.C. yes.gif

X't :angry:

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