Off topic, but want some advice!

[Tiq]

You don't have to worry about them in an elevator, unless they are implementing some sort of plan to cut the elevator cables and fall to a violent, but news worthy death. Just don't let them near the buttons. They will press every single button on there, regardless of where it leads. Then they will push the emergency stop and you will be forced to acknowledge their presence, which will lead to unpleasant conversation.

[Manus Celer Dei]

You don't have to worry about them in an elevator, unless they are implementing some sort of plan to cut the elevator cables and fall to a violent, but news worthy death. Just don't let them near the buttons. They will press every single button on there, regardless of where it leads. Then they will push the emergency stop and you will be forced to acknowledge their presence, which will lead to unpleasant conversation.

 

sounds like they just want to have sex with you.

[Tiq]

I don't know about that. They seem to shy away from eye contact.

[Manus Celer Dei]

I don't know about that. They seem to shy away from eye contact.

 

maybe they want pooper sex, you don't need eye contact for that.

 

I suggest next time you come across that sort of situation you whip it out and see how they react.

[X`terrania]

I don't know about that. They seem to shy away from eye contact.

 

pooper sex

 

I suggest next time you come across that sort of situation you whip it out and see how they react.

 

Great idea Let's meet up!

[JDS]

n1 x`terrania

 

 

turns out meow- is a guy so il send u the vid if u still want it

[SeVeR]

trannies always want the pooper sex. i mean emos...

[X`terrania]

n1 x`terrania

 

 

turns out meow- is a guy so il send u the vid if u still want it

 

ohtyty.

[CRe]

You don't have to worry about them in an elevator, unless they are implementing some sort of plan to cut the elevator cables and fall to a violent, but news worthy death. Just don't let them near the buttons. They will press every single button on there, regardless of where it leads. Then they will push the emergency stop and you will be forced to acknowledge their presence, which will lead to unpleasant conversation.

 

Lol, when I was about 5 I pressed the emergency stop button. People weren't happy about that.

[Tiq]

When I was 5 or 6, I stuck a butterknife into an outlet to see what would happen.

[X`terrania]

When I was 5 or 6, I stuck a butterknife into an outlet to see what would happen.

 

Shame nothing negative came from that.

[Greased_Lightning]

luckily it was a butter knife rather than a metal knife so it just smooshed and slipped out of his hand

 

TiQ follows the adventurers' spirit: Why? Because it is there!

Edited August 7, 2007 by Greased_Lightning

[Samapico]

When I was 5 or 6, I stuck a butterknife into an outlet to see what would happen.

Actually... did anything happen? If you're in contact with only one of the terminals, there's no way you can get a shock... Unless you are touching something that is grounded with the other hand, such as plumbing.

[Tiq]

Nothing really happened. After a bit, there was a little shock and the lights in my familys' apartment flickered and that was it. I stopped messing around with it after that.

 

When I was 5 or 6, I stuck a butterknife into an outlet to see what would happen.

 

Shame nothing negative came from that.

 

You emos are always about negativity. There's no shame in standing in the sunshine every now and then.

[Samapico]

How did this thread went from wasps to emos and butterknives?

 

...Well I can see a link between emos and butterknives... but still

[Tiq]

Roll with it brother.

[Greased_Lightning]

!@#$%^&*it sama, you know that once you begin to question the topic, the topic dies!

 

Hmm rolling with it, rolls and butterknives... it's almost uncanny how these things relate to each other

[Samapico]

i smell conspiracy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

brb shower

[X`terrania]

i smell conspiracy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

brb shower

 

 

Hope you enjoyed your two day shower -- sadly that is not enough to wash the French off of you..

[Greased_Lightning]

Oh Snap! (do kids still say that these days?)

 

but still, emo sucks

[Tiq]

Yeah. French is way more respectable than Emo. Emo has My Chemical Romance and the Dashboard Confessionals. France had Napolean, and currently has the adorable Audrey Tautou.

 

France ownz.

[The Cubbies]

the only good thing France ever had was inspector clouseau.

[SeVeR]

If he's not wearing a beret and stroking his gay moustache, while riding a bike with a french loaf in the back-basket, on his way to crushing some grapes after eating frogs-legs and snails at a fancy restaurant where the head chef is a man named Pierre.... then he certainly is the best thing to come out of France.

[X`terrania]

If he's not wearing a beret and stroking his gay moustache, while riding a bike with a french loaf in the back-basket, on his way to crushing some grapes after eating frogs-legs and snails at a fancy restaurant where the head chef is a man named Pierre.... then he certainly is the best thing to come out of France.

 

Sure could us an damburgen at the moment.

[Greased_Lightning]

Sure could use Beyonce Knowles at the moment