Off topic, but want some advice!

[SeVeR]

nah, i'll just tell al-queda there's an american in there.... a small buzzing american with black and yellow stripes.

[Greased_Lightning]

Wouldnt that suck to have a name like Alan Qaeda? (sp?) or since it would sound more like a hispanic name, Alberto Qaeda. Man, you'd have one of the worst names possible. Think of the hassle in getting a plane ticket or getting a posting to the presidential protection detail in the secret service.

 

Oh,

[X`terrania]

nah, i'll just tell al-queda there's an american in there.... a small buzzing american with black and yellow stripes.

 

tiq is busy atm.

[Tiq]

Galloping GayASSS! Emo made a funny!

[SeVeR]

Bash emo.

Emo gets emotional.

Emo slits wrists.

Emo goes to hospital.

Emo goes to counselling.

Emo loves the attention of counselling.

Emo takes pills.

Emo continues counselling.

Emo gets run over by bus.

Poetic.

The end.

[X`terrania]

Bash emo.

Emo gets emotional.

Emo slits wrists.

Emo goes to hospital.

Emo goes to counselling.

Emo loves the attention of counselling.

Emo takes pills.

Emo continues counselling.

Emo gets run over by bus.

Poetic.

The end.

 

 

Allow me to rewrite;

 

Love emo.

Emo gets happy.

Emo goes to Wonderland.

Emo gets a chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone.

Emo loves the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone.

Emo takes LSD.

Emo goes out and buys another chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone, and he enjoys that chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone, and expresses this joy by yelling at the highest building in the world, "I love this chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone, may it rain chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cones all over the world at this very moment!"

Emo goes home and gets fukked hard by his lover.

Masterpiece.

The End.

[SeVeR]

I'd prefer it if the emo gets run over by a bus at the end. Poetic justice for all the melodramatic crap

[Tiq]

Pah, emos. The real suffering is in the middle east and africa. Talk to me when you have AIDS, or when your sons or daughters have been victims of bombings.

[SeVeR]

*goes out to get AIDS*

[X`terrania]

LOL. If my song or daughter became the victims of a bombing, I know exactly who to blame now.

[Tiq]

Well that should be easy. If it's in the Middle East, then Al Qaeda. If it's in the western world, then chances are, one of your comrades in the Aryan Brotherhood has turned on you.

[X`terrania]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Hart_aryan.gif

[Greased_Lightning]

After seeing sever's comments about running over emos with a bus and then that picture that Xter posted, I had a completely random thought:

 

We need more villains these days who tie fair maidens to train tracks.

 

Getting back to the topic of the off topic debate, I've never seen an emo to my knowledge, how can I spot one, and what do I do if one approaches me or tries to talk to me?

[🜲 Samapico]

if he tries to talk to you, he's not an emo

 

unless he whispers to your ear something like: "I need help to slit my wrists"

 

In most cases, the emo does not live long enough for you to see it... There are greater odds that when you see it, it's already dead.

[SeVeR]

rofl sama, that made me laugh pretty hard.

 

My definition of an emo:

Arm-bands (at least one)

Hair going over one eye.

Hair probably dyed black.

Not quite goth.

Listens to "My Chemical Romance" and other teen pop rock

Takes pain-killers

Scarred wrists...

Closely related to sk8ers.

Baggy jeans... a little too baggy for your standard rocker.

Probably gay. If you have gaydar then don't go to an emo rock concert, you'll explode.

Whines, !@#$%^&*es, sits in cliquey circles of other emos and complains about how everyone hates them.

Looks for an iden!@#$%^&*y in all the wrong places, easily led.

Cries for the sake of crying.

Hurt themselves to "feel something": massochistic compulsions.

Probably will let themselves get raped.

 

Thats about all i can think off. And yes, we need more villains. I'd like to see a film where the main character is ne bad!@#$%^&* mother!@#$%^&*ing evil piece of work who gladly ASSS over everyone and doesn't give a !@#$%^&*.

[Tiq]

They're also frightened of people who listen to heavy metal, rap music, or country. Seeing as how you, like myself, are a big fan of heavy metal music, Mr. Samapico, you will very rarely see one, unless you go emo hunting at places like hot topic or Brand New or My Chemical Romance concerts.

 

Actually, their probably frightened of most people...

 

So really the lesson here is if you want to find an emo, you have to think like one.

[X`terrania]

Err, your views on what an Emo is are completely !@#$%^&*ed up.

[SeVeR]

And last but not least... Never feed an Emo after midnight.

 

 

 

They'll wet the bed. Ahahahaha

[Tiq]

ZING

[X`terrania]

tsch, you're lucky i like you tiq, or I'd be blasting your !@#$%^&*ty shinagoosh religion and whatnot.

 

and go chop some wood with your teeth, stupid beaver.

Edited July 31, 2007 by X`terrania

[The Cubbies]

Emu:

 

a large, flightless, ra!@#$%^&*e bird, Emu (Dromaius) novaehollandiae, of Australia, resembling the ostrich but smaller and having a feathered head and neck and rudimentary wings.

[X`terrania]

Surprised Cubbies isn't dead yet, god !@#$%^&* ginger... or is that Cubs?

[Tiq]

I don't follow organized religion. You should know me better than that. I am disappointed.

[🜲 Samapico]

Oh yeah, we forgot.

 

Emos have feelings.

 

 

 

 

That's why they cover one of their eye with hair and slit their wrists.

 

That helps giving them feelings.

 

Everyone knows you can't feel anything with a clear field of vision.

[Greased_Lightning]

Are they a solitary creature or do they travel in packs? If I find myself in an elevator with one, what is the wisest course of action?