»1587200 Posted June 5, 2007 Author Report Posted June 5, 2007 this will probably end up merged with the women thread No it won't, this thread has nothing to do with basketball or women in general. Just the Jessica's.
»D1st0rt Posted June 6, 2007 Report Posted June 6, 2007 mine isn't a jessica, syrus jessica's dont stand a chance
LiDDiS Posted June 9, 2007 Report Posted June 9, 2007 Jessica Simpson's re!@#$%^&*edness makes her hotness go way down, plus Biel's curves are hot as !@#$%^&*, but Biel fails in comparrison to Alba. That dash of down syndrome is a bit of spice that makes her extra nice
SeVeR Posted June 11, 2007 Report Posted June 11, 2007 I dunno... best to try living with someone that re!@#$%^&*ed before coming to that conclusion.
SeVeR Posted June 11, 2007 Report Posted June 11, 2007 (edited) Here's another question on the subject of Jessica's: If you were ship-wrecked and were stranded on a desert island with Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and Jessica Simpson, and both your legs were broken, who would you: A:: have incredible sex with.B:: kill and eat.C:: send off to collect firewood. AND WHY? Bear in mind that you can't pick 'A' for all three; it has to be one Jessica for each choice. Edited June 11, 2007 by SeVeR
»1587200 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Report Posted June 11, 2007 A:: Alba - DuhB:: Simpson - She serves no real purpose staying alive, so might as well kill her for food.C:: Biel - Since Alba will be too busy having sex with me, Biel can get the fire wood. This way she stays alive too, so if Alba dies, or can't have any more sex, Biel is a back up.
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