rootbear75 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 We keep writing these, but they just won't listen Today's Tip: Wear appropriate footwear. The first clue the Soerum, Norway, police had that something was amiss was a 19-year-old guy trying to run from the scene of a crime in black high-heel shoes. The man otherwise was not in drag, so his choice of footwear seemed, well, odd. So they asked him: "What's with the shoes?" He had no good answer, not even to suggest that they were incredibly comfortable and that he suspected all the young dudes would be wearing them soon. Things became a little clearer when they entered the Soerum City Hall -- the scene of the crime -- and found a pair of tennis shoes, which coincidentally were the right siz3e for our pump-loving guy. Seems the guy was bright enough to cover his tracks by wearing someone else's shoes (police suspect he found the pumps in the office), but not so bright that he remembered to take his own shoes with him when the alarm sounded and he eventually took off. Eventually, our footwear fiend admitted to breaking into city hall and vandalizing the place by spraying graffitti on the walls. His punishment should probably be to keep wearing those high heels. But they might clash with his jumpsuit. And wouldn't that be a crime? Source: Reuters-----------------------------------Entire passage lifted from Uncle John's Book of the Dumb http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
Incomplete Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 Lol I was gonna say he probably wore the heels to hide his tracks but to forget his own trainers is just stupid -Lucozade kentbrockm> what is team tournament?pernille> like 2v2 kentkentbrockm> ahkentbrockm> wanna be my partner, pern?pernille> lolpernille> i suckkentbrockm> good habbit for a gal your age.Autofire> lolExplody Th> Omg kent------------------------------------------------------Incomplete> ?find MikeTheNoseMikeTheNose is in SSCC Metal Gear CTF------------------------------------------------------MikeTheNose> ?find IncompleteNot online, last seen more than 10 days ago My Profile
★ Dav Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 there is a lot of intelligence in that, other then leaving your own shoes behind... SSCC Desert Storm OwnerSSforum Admin
Aileron Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Stolen men's footwear would have sufficed and would have been less suspicious if he were spotted on the way out. " 'Good' is merely a point of view. " -Palpatine, Supreme Emperor of the Galactic Empire and Dark Lord of the Sith
Audry Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 i dunno why but i have a weird image in my head http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m195/AudreyND/audryinwg6.png
Synister Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 audry u always have a weird image in ur head u naughty/horny girl.. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/Synister05/siggy4.jpgReturning to SS soon...maybe.Anything is only as difficult as the mind percieves it to be.
🜲 Samapico Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Synister, your avatar is like the funniest thing ever BAHAHAHAHA http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
ESCANDAL0SA Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 my tiger > your monkey 11.16.07 + 04.29.08 + 12.31.09 ♥
rootbear75 Posted May 9, 2007 Author Report Posted May 9, 2007 use the html version, that way we dont have to click a link http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
Synister Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 maybe you should use the html version, did you ever think of that? http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/Synister05/siggy4.jpgReturning to SS soon...maybe.Anything is only as difficult as the mind percieves it to be.
Aileron Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 So who wants soup? " 'Good' is merely a point of view. " -Palpatine, Supreme Emperor of the Galactic Empire and Dark Lord of the Sith
Audry Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 SYN! GO BACK RETIRED FFS! w!@#$%^&*ap hun http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m195/AudreyND/audryinwg6.png
🜲 Samapico Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 my monkey wants some of your turtle soup http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
Synister Posted May 11, 2007 Report Posted May 11, 2007 SYN! GO BACK RETIRED FFS! w!@#$%^&*ap hun hey aud sorry but ss/continuum just got kinda boring http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/Synister05/siggy4.jpgReturning to SS soon...maybe.Anything is only as difficult as the mind percieves it to be.
Tiq Posted May 12, 2007 Report Posted May 12, 2007 my monkey wants some of your turtle soup hehehe...ewwwwww Speak your mind, etc.
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