rootbear75 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 Because when smart criminals need tips, we're all in trouble. Today's Tip: When you decide to reembark on a life of crime, don't leave your ID at the scene. We don't know for sure, but we expect that "Joaquin" did not spend his free time in California's Folsom Prison in job-training courses. This might explain why, nine days after being released, Joaquin was lurking around homes in Los Angeles, searching for that certain special domicile to break into. Eventually Joaquin found one that appeared to be right, so, like an older, scruffier, more Y-chromosome-laden Goldilocks, he just wandered right in through the back door. Whereupon he found the homeowner, who just happened to be home on that day. This particular homeowner, incidentally, happened to be Rocky Delgadillo, City Attorney for Los Angeles. In the entire city of L.A., there may be worse houses to break into, but off the top of our heads we can't think of any. So there they are, the just-released inmate and the guy who represents the second largest city in the United States in court (although Joaquin, who is proving himself to be kind of an "always the last to know" sort of guy, is not up on this little fact). But Joaquin is not entirely without guile, and suggests to Delgadillo that he's part of a work crew at the address. But Delgadillo, being the homeowner, would probably know if he was expecting people to work at the house today, so he decides to call 911. Joaquin runs away, but leaves a backpack with identifying information. Soon enough, the LAPD hustles him off and holds him without bail. Source: !@#$%^&*ociated Press----------------------Entire passage lifted fron Uncle John's Book of the Dumb http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
ESCANDAL0SA Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 lol...what a dumb!@#$%^&*. 11.16.07 + 04.29.08 + 12.31.09 ♥
Incomplete Posted May 3, 2007 Report Posted May 3, 2007 Why would he leave the backpack? :S -Lucozade kentbrockm> what is team tournament?pernille> like 2v2 kentkentbrockm> ahkentbrockm> wanna be my partner, pern?pernille> lolpernille> i suckkentbrockm> good habbit for a gal your age.Autofire> lolExplody Th> Omg kent------------------------------------------------------Incomplete> ?find MikeTheNoseMikeTheNose is in SSCC Metal Gear CTF------------------------------------------------------MikeTheNose> ?find IncompleteNot online, last seen more than 10 days ago My Profile
rootbear75 Posted May 3, 2007 Author Report Posted May 3, 2007 thanks for the poll feedback.need it cause i don't want to spam the forum with a lot of threads if people hate them http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
Incomplete Posted May 3, 2007 Report Posted May 3, 2007 Keep them coming, just at a steady speed -Lucozade kentbrockm> what is team tournament?pernille> like 2v2 kentkentbrockm> ahkentbrockm> wanna be my partner, pern?pernille> lolpernille> i suckkentbrockm> good habbit for a gal your age.Autofire> lolExplody Th> Omg kent------------------------------------------------------Incomplete> ?find MikeTheNoseMikeTheNose is in SSCC Metal Gear CTF------------------------------------------------------MikeTheNose> ?find IncompleteNot online, last seen more than 10 days ago My Profile
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