rootbear75 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 Because stupid criminals might make smart readers. Today's Tip: It's bad form to look for a job at the same place you recently robbed. Ironically, the reason "Art" robbed that construction company in Stillwater, Oklahoma, seems to be that when he went there looking for a job in June 2003, no one was around. And perhaps Art figured, heck, there's no reason why he should have come all that way for nothing. Whatever Art's thought processes (or lack thereof), he came away from that construction site with a power tool and several goodies he lifted from a car on the site. Unbeknowst to Art, his adventures in thievery were recorded on a security camera. And so, when he came back to the construction company the next day, employees recognized him as the guy who'd helped himself to whatever wasn't pinned down the day before. The folks at the company kept him on the premises by interviewing him for a job; while he was talking about his qualifications, the cops showed up and hauled him away. Art didn't get a second interview. Apparently they don't give points for initiative. Or audacity. Source: Reuters---------------------Entire passage lifted from Uncle John's Book of the Dumb http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
ESCANDAL0SA Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 lol how stupid. 11.16.07 + 04.29.08 + 12.31.09 ♥
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★ Dav Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 what idiot gos back to the place you robbed from when people are going to be around? SSCC Desert Storm OwnerSSforum Admin
Incomplete Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 Maybe he thought no one see him take all the stuff he took? -Lucozade kentbrockm> what is team tournament?pernille> like 2v2 kentkentbrockm> ahkentbrockm> wanna be my partner, pern?pernille> lolpernille> i suckkentbrockm> good habbit for a gal your age.Autofire> lolExplody Th> Omg kent------------------------------------------------------Incomplete> ?find MikeTheNoseMikeTheNose is in SSCC Metal Gear CTF------------------------------------------------------MikeTheNose> ?find IncompleteNot online, last seen more than 10 days ago My Profile
rootbear75 Posted May 2, 2007 Author Report Posted May 2, 2007 (edited) want me to continue with these stories? EDIT: Yay my 1600th post! Edited May 2, 2007 by rootbear75 http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
★ Ceiu Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 You really need three different threads for this? D1st0rt> while(it.age < 13) { hit(it); } quit(it);
rootbear75 Posted May 2, 2007 Author Report Posted May 2, 2007 You really need three different threads for this?1 per story http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
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