jacob hunter! Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 The forces of attraction moved swiftly in the mourning that followed some bombing in his front side. Luckily Attractions forces are so powerful that very few made successful attacks. massive amounts of gold (10 mil) were taken and used efficiently towards the military.
Aileron Posted May 5, 2007 Author Report Posted May 5, 2007 أخبار الامة الائلستية Fort Eva falls! The stronghold of Fort Eva, a famous structure belonging to attraction previously believed to be impenetrable, fell today under the onslaught of Ailestani forces. Commandoes began the assault by taking out some weapons installations and by securing several avenues of approach, which paved the way for regulars to move in later. The regulars were able to attack from both flanks, and took the fortress with minimal casualties. However, true to form, the attraction army looted their own fortress and fled like cowards, which meant only mediocre lootings for Ailestani forces. Instead, our forces found a disturbing amount of Final Fantasy fan art, susequently burned and sanitized. However, this assault set a strong message to the forces of Penis today, stating that while they can cannabalize their own forces and hide behind their walls, it will still not be enough to protect them from the wrath of the Ailestani Jariish. To commemorate our victory, the fortress has been renamed "Castle Pwnsthemall" and a statue of our dear leader Aileron has been placed at the site. In other news today, be on the lookout for counterfeit towels. These towels are believed to be Keiverish in origin and being smuggled alongside bacon from Falconia. Be sure to check for the seal which signifies that the towels have been properly taxed and blessed by the government. Already several unfortunate citizens had to be sent on a sabotage mission because they were not wearing officially sanctioned headware.
jacob hunter! Posted May 5, 2007 Report Posted May 5, 2007 While indeed one of my stronghold falled, note that I am not yet completley defeated. I have jsut had a minimal set back. Curse you but I will find away around you.
Aileron Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Posted May 8, 2007 أخبار الامة الائلستية Breaking news concerning the riot in Ailestan National Airport. The event was triggered when a foreigner sitting on an outbound plane ready to take off muttered to himself. "!@#$%^&* I'm glad to be out of this country, its full of violent crazies." The comment was overheard, resulting in a 36 hour riot that destroyed the aircraft and had set fire to most of the airport. Breaking news today is that we have that foreigner today with us, who will apologize live. Foreigner> I am sorry for the insensetive comment I said that resulted in so many Ailestanis getting up and rioting. Ailestanis are a nearly pacifist people who rarely resort to violence. ...Now could you people put those guns down please? Other news today concerns a dangerous trend which is rapidly growing in Ailestani youth. In my 32 years as a jounalist, I have seen many strange and disturbing things. I have seen women with exposed ankles. I have seen young people "dancing" to "Rock and Roll". I have seen young couples holding hands in public. However, more disturbing than all of these is the new fad of "towel snapping", where citizens will roll up a towel and launch it towards the bottom end of an unsuspecting journalist. This is a reminder to youths that towels are to be worn on your heads and NOT used as an intrument of pain.
jacob hunter! Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 in recent knews today in Attract- toe- lopagus Attraction has told his advisor that his nice vacation in paradise has been going great. He will be returning to the field of battle in a week or so.
Aileron Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Posted May 8, 2007 أخبار الامة الائلستية An internation charity based in Falconia just donated 36 million foloose towards starving orphans in Ailestan. Ofcouse, the Parliament voted to divert the money instead towards of Poor Dear Leader who doesn't have enough statues. The Government of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailestan thanks Falconia for their charity regardless of their inability to prioratize.
Dav Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 After the savagery of attacks from those known to the people of Davantis as the penises the wrath of the god Dav could not longer be contained. He orders his children to build their armies and move fourth to the evil ruler keiver who leads his people astray from the path. On the morning of may 9th the sky turned red above his pitiful city and the great army of Dav antis crushed his defenses and killed those who were too proud to bow down and worship their true Gods. This pleased Dav and his Fellow Gods and the people of Davantis were rewarded with enhanced fertility and a good harvest so they may banquet in celebration of their success and p!@#$%^&* their honor down the generations.. To give thanks to the God Aileron for his !@#$%^&*istance in the demise if this great enemy an offering of the finest products from the great harvest were taken to his temple within the city in the hope that the God Aileron, ally of the God Dav, would assist them again in the future. prayers were said for the Gods and those that had perished on this great day, these prayers were heard throughout the kingdom of the SSC Gods who vowed again to smite anyone who does not worship their great power.
Falcoknight Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Falconia is aware of the attacks made against ally Keiver, and, deciding to ignore Keiver's recent attacks against Falconia, decides to come to Keiver's aid. Falconian soldiers prepare to march into Davantis. Among these plans, the leaders of Falconia contemplate toning down their aggressive nature and craving for expansion and allowing themselves to drop several ranks, so that their economy can be strengthened as much as their militaries.These plans are still pending, and will of course have to be approved by the Falconian leader, Falcoknight.
Falcoknight Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Falconia's attacks against Davantis are completely successful. Falconia's troops struck just as Davantis` gold is being counted, and Falconia leaves Davantis after plundering them for a measely 1,900,000 gold, but, more importantly, killing 459 of their troops.
Samapico Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Samcity, neutral to this war, watches the surrounding nations destroy each other and laughs.
Dav Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 After hearing the propaganda spread on Falconia's airwaves the nation of Davantis merely laughs and prayers were heard for revenge against them. The forces of Davantis have begun to rebuild and with the aid of their God Dav they will return to greatness and have their revenge soon.
RedWaller Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 so umm like dis !@#$%^&* is whack and walla land just be chillin and kickin' it old school up in rank 18 plotting which nation his !@#$%^&* is going into.
Falcoknight Posted May 11, 2007 Report Posted May 11, 2007 Falconian citizens rejoice as Falconia momentarily retakes the top rank. The Falconian government of course reminds them that it will most likely be short lived, but to dance in the streets and have public orgys as much as they want until we fall back once again.
rootbear75 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Posted May 11, 2007 cause i didnt understand rw's post at all..
Aileron Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Posted May 11, 2007 clearly he's roleplaying some kind of African nation...
Aileron Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Posted May 11, 2007 أخبار الامة الائلستية The investigation of the disaster that occurred at Castle Pwnsthemall has completed. A group of foreign protestors from the Black Mage Labor Union had been at the site throwing rocks at the castle. Apparently a rock bounced off of a minaret and got lodged up the rectum of one of the camels. The camel subsequently knocked over a lamp which set some hay on fire. Smoke from the fire got into the ventillation system, causing the building's fire suppression system to go off. The sprinkers poured water onto the computers causing an electrical short which triggered a countdown timer to one of the peacefull electricity producing nuclear reactors which happen to be missile shaped which were located the basement of the facility. The reactor was quickly shut down by workers, when water suddenly leaked through the crappy ceiling and shorted out the reactor again, causing a massive explosion. In reprisal, all members of not only the Black Mage Labor union but all labor unions in Ailestan have been rounded up and sent on sabotage missions.
Suicide_Run Posted May 11, 2007 Report Posted May 11, 2007 Due to random attacks from different nations. The Government of Suicide_Run decided to build nation wide alarm clocks all over the nation to wake it's citizens every 3 hrs to ready them against trigger happy enemy troops.
rootbear75 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Posted May 11, 2007 (edited) The Nation of Rootania has reported that there have been some uprisings as some citizens want to go to war. The commander of the Rootanian EBA has said, we will resist the temptation to join in WW3. edit: fixed like 5 typos.... Edited May 11, 2007 by rootbear75
jacob hunter! Posted May 11, 2007 Report Posted May 11, 2007 clearly he's roleplaying some kind of African nation... LOL LMAO. yea rw said he was planning which nation his !@#$%^&* would go in LOL
Dav Posted May 14, 2007 Report Posted May 14, 2007 After a night of savage attacks by the armies under the command BeEf_MaStA_fLeX which, of course, never breached our walls the nation of Davantis launched a campaign to reclaim the money required for repairs and a large tax as a penalty. Being uncivilised and unaware of the wrath of the God Dav BeEf_MaStA_fLeX and his followers foolishly refused and so the great armies of Davantis went to take said funds by force and deal significant damage to his forces so that he may think twice before challenging this great nation again. The money was used wisely, the Great armies loyal to the God Dav had their weapons improved and the temple of Dav was laced with golden treasures as a gift to Dav. This pleased their God and so they were rewarded with power to crush all those that dare oppose them
Falcoknight Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Falconia has decided that since their leader cannot devote the time necessary to maintain the number two rank, they will instead simply invest their money into their extremely secure bank. Extreme budget cuts to the Falconian military and intelligence agency has caused some controversy, but the citizens appreciate the hundreds of millions of dollars put back into the nation.
Dav Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 It seems that BeEf_MaStA_fLeX did not head the warning from Davantis and attempted to attack once again this time with a larger force. This angered the God Dav and the sky burned red. Elite spies of the nation of Davantis sought went into BeEf_MaStA_fLeX domain and destroyed some 1000 of his weapons and of course the 'you break it you pay for it' campaign with a large additional tax was resumed.
Guest SSRocker Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 errrm I got some help. this little game seems like fun. Reminds me of a very mini version of torn. (which I used to be kick !@#$%^&* in)
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