🜲 PoLiX Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 http://www.google.com/tisp/ Free Wire-Less Broadband SSForum.net - September 01, 2002 - Rowen (SSDownloads.Com), PoLiX (SSCentral.Com), and Cyberise (Subspace.Net)
X`terrania Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Google TiSP was a fic!@#$%^&*ious free broadband service supposedly released by Google. This service would make use of a standard toilet and sewage lines to provide free Internet connectivity at a speed of 8Mbps (or 32Mbps with a paid plan). A user drops a weighted end of a long, Google-supplied fiber-optic cable in their toilet and flush it. Around 60 minutes later, the end would be recovered and connected to the Internet by a "Plumbing Hardware Dispatcher (PHD)." The user then connects their end to a Google-supplied wireless router and run the Google-supplied installation media on a Windows XP or Vista computer ("Mac and Linux support coming soon"). Alternatively, a user could request a professional installation, where Google would deploy nanobots through the plumbing to complete the process. The free service would be supported by "discreet DNA sequencing" of "personal bodily output" to display online ads that relate to culinary preferences and personal health. it's all a joke.
JoWie Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 2 this year: http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/index.html
⛊ Drake7707 Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Why is TiSP in beta? When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that. ROFL
🜲 Samapico Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 2 this year: http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/index.htmlIs it free?Yes. The cost of postage is offset with the help of relevant, targeted, unobtrusive advertisements, which will appear on the back of your Gmail Paper prints in red, bold, 36 pt Helvetica. No pop-ups, no flashy animations—these are physically impossible in the paper medium."Now that I have Gmail Paper, I understand the difference between labels and folders. I had one message with two labels, but when I tried to stick the paper version into two filing cabinets at the same time, it just wouldn’t go." Mayumi M., !@#$%^&*ociatehhahahaa http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
🜲 PoLiX Posted April 1, 2007 Author Report Posted April 1, 2007 lmao I love Gmail Paper SSForum.net - September 01, 2002 - Rowen (SSDownloads.Com), PoLiX (SSCentral.Com), and Cyberise (Subspace.Net)
Gravitron Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Sometimes, the people at Google seriously scare me.It's like Einstine's thinktank society with a pinch of trixter court jestering. "The true measure of a man is how he treat someone who can do him absolutely no good."- Samuel Johnson
🜲 Samapico Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Someone ban Polix he spammed so many topics aaaaaaaaaaa http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
The Apache Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Why is TiSP in beta? When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that. ROFL hahahahahahahahaha. rootbear75> i have a lot of experience behind medoovde pla> really?doovde pla> what significant zones have you staffed in?rootbear75> Desert Storm
★ candygirl Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 now this is a funny joke SFSS Forum adminOwner and sysop of SSCC Star Wars Empirehttp://sfss.org/images/sflit.jpgCandygirl QUOTE(AceSpades Who ever keeps quoting me needs to stop. Otherwise I'm gonna get my friend Mr. Stabby out.QUOTE(Courage is resistance to fear and mastery of fear-not absence of fear.-Mark Twain
★ CRe Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 agreed -CReSSCC Desert Storm OwnerB.O.P. - Alive and running till the end of continuum. 4:L.C.> @Cre I am wearing.. THIS https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Anti-rape_device4:L.C.> Dick untouchable, and my ass will shred your cock http://i44.tinypic.com/kf18ww.png
L.C. Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Has anyone tried to order that package yet? BlueT Network AdministratorSSCV Network AdministratorJackpot SVS System Operatorhttp://www.hlrse.net/Qwerty/randomsubsbar.jpghttp://www.hlrse.net/Qwerty/BlueToastWebhosting.gif
🜲 PoLiX Posted April 2, 2007 Author Report Posted April 2, 2007 Someone ban Polix he spammed so many topics aaaaaaaaaaa noone else seems to ever want to post anything new/interesting, so I will. I'm tired of this SS Drama !@#$%^&* being the only thing anyone gets involved in... post some real content every once in a while. Expect this for the next few days. SSForum.net - September 01, 2002 - Rowen (SSDownloads.Com), PoLiX (SSCentral.Com), and Cyberise (Subspace.Net)
🜲 Samapico Posted April 2, 2007 Report Posted April 2, 2007 heh http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
rootbear75 Posted April 2, 2007 Report Posted April 2, 2007 lolz http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
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