PoLiX Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 http://www.google.com/tisp/ Free Wire-Less Broadband
X`terrania Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Google TiSP was a fic!@#$%^&*ious free broadband service supposedly released by Google. This service would make use of a standard toilet and sewage lines to provide free Internet connectivity at a speed of 8Mbps (or 32Mbps with a paid plan). A user drops a weighted end of a long, Google-supplied fiber-optic cable in their toilet and flush it. Around 60 minutes later, the end would be recovered and connected to the Internet by a "Plumbing Hardware Dispatcher (PHD)." The user then connects their end to a Google-supplied wireless router and run the Google-supplied installation media on a Windows XP or Vista computer ("Mac and Linux support coming soon"). Alternatively, a user could request a professional installation, where Google would deploy nanobots through the plumbing to complete the process. The free service would be supported by "discreet DNA sequencing" of "personal bodily output" to display online ads that relate to culinary preferences and personal health.
JoWie Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 2 this year: http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/index.html
Drake7707 Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Why is TiSP in beta? When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that. ROFL
Samapico Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 2 this year: http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/index.htmlIs it free?Yes. The cost of postage is offset with the help of relevant, targeted, unobtrusive advertisements, which will appear on the back of your Gmail Paper prints in red, bold, 36 pt Helvetica. No pop-ups, no flashy animations—these are physically impossible in the paper medium."Now that I have Gmail Paper, I understand the difference between labels and folders. I had one message with two labels, but when I tried to stick the paper version into two filing cabinets at the same time, it just wouldn’t go." Mayumi M., !@#$%^&*ociatehhahahaa
Gravitron Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Sometimes, the people at Google seriously scare me.It's like Einstine's thinktank society with a pinch of trixter court jestering.
Samapico Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Someone ban Polix he spammed so many topics aaaaaaaaaaa
The Apache Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Why is TiSP in beta? When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that. ROFL hahahahahahahahaha.
PoLiX Posted April 2, 2007 Author Report Posted April 2, 2007 Someone ban Polix he spammed so many topics aaaaaaaaaaa noone else seems to ever want to post anything new/interesting, so I will. I'm tired of this SS Drama !@#$%^&* being the only thing anyone gets involved in... post some real content every once in a while. Expect this for the next few days.
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