jacob hunter! Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 But I do speak out for all the people in it. *----high Counsol of EBA----*
rootbear75 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Posted March 16, 2007 (edited) As of March 15th, 2007 at 9:47 PM EDT, Aileron is NO LONGER #1. I know everyone is screaming hallelujah at this point in time.I hope you all provide support in the conquest of Ailistan. PS: That rank is now held by me! EDIT: Please see this topic. Edited March 16, 2007 by rootbear75
Aileron Posted March 16, 2007 Author Report Posted March 16, 2007 As of 10 minutes after Rootbear kicked me off, I am #1 again. In news today came a suprise assault by the forces of the EBA. While initially unsuccessful, Rootenia forces attacked in multiple waves until they eventually had some small success. The act of somebody actually attacking Ailestan and successfully at that shocked the nation today, though not our dear leader. A draft was ins!@#$%^&*uted as well as the reserves called up, bolstering our military forces. After that was accomplished, Aileron addressed the people today as well as gave a warning to the EBA that they should beat their swords into plowshares and all that. Rootenia was unwilling to do so, so we sent some spies over and did the job for them.
rootbear75 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Posted March 16, 2007 (edited) hey, you said it was impossible, i proved you wrong and dont think you will hold #1 forever... i am just going to bide my time for a little bit... Edited March 16, 2007 by rootbear75
*rc 1223* Posted March 16, 2007 Report Posted March 16, 2007 A few days ago russakistan was 9th place and rootopia was 11th+ now rootopia is in 2nd place eba will be VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Aileron Posted March 17, 2007 Author Report Posted March 17, 2007 In foreign news today, Davland has arisen to second place today, which should ease up on Ailestan's foreign threats. This has come less than a week after the nation took control of the forces formally lead by Polix. The Foreign Ministry gave an address to the people of Davland, thanking them for their sacrifices in this jihad against the infidels. The infidel nation of Rootania is now down to third place. A quick morning sabotage destroyed many of his defensive weapons, and the subsequent raid yielded 8 million foloose. The Department of Information of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan gave a statement today, stating that it seems that Rootania is gathering resources over the course of several days in order to spend all of it at once and gain supremacy for a few minutes. However, routine attacks against both Rootania and all other EBA nations should prevent such debacles from occuring in the future. In other news today, it seems a grave threat occured to our nation in the capital today, as a local diner began serving BLT sandwitches. Police acted quickly, summoned up a volunteer group of concerned citizens. The group acted quickly and after grabbing their torches and pitchforks burned the diner to the ground, and within hours identified several persons believed to have eaten at the diner, who were promptly rounded up and sent on a sabotage mission. The Ministry of Public Safety of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan said threats like this diner do not occur often, but the handfull of times they do are too often. Police have now issued a crackdown on bacon smugglers, and have issued a curfew to prevent criminals from traveling at night. All citizens are to stay indoors from the hours of 1 PM to 12 AM until further notice.
*rc 1223* Posted March 17, 2007 Report Posted March 17, 2007 dont worry rootania u will be back up there in no time EBA rules
Suicide_Run Posted March 17, 2007 Report Posted March 17, 2007 Muhahaha, im ranked 27 with just plain untrained units w/o any equipments!
Dav Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 The great nations of Davantis (as it shall now be known) and Alistan now control your domain, you will bow before your Gods or we shall smite you. To give thanks for the mighty power given to them by their Gods the inhabitants of davland constructed 30 thors hammers and 20 temp shields and super as an offering.This pleased the God Dav and so they were rewarded with a good harvest and knowledge to improve manufacturing technology so that more gifts can be offered. Also to give thanks to the great nation of Alistan and the God Alieron, a large statue of him was created and is now being sent on our finest ships to the great nation of Alistan as a gift from the Davians. All the subspacians are joyful on this day and prayer to the SSC gods can be heard throughout the world, however the Gods do not share this joy. There are those that stand proud and refuse to acknowledge their creators. Should this blasphemy continue the Gods anger will grow and file shall rain from the sky and make them unto dust. The wrath of the Gods can be seen in the red skys on the horizon of rootanas hills. This is your last warning, bow down to us, give us your armies and weapons and you shall be saved to live eternally, refuse and you will be no more! your souls will be destroyed never to rise again. All hail the SSC Gods!
jacob hunter! Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Not if thy vengence for the people of rootopia be complete!!! Your gods blood have bled into the heart of what people call a free world. We cannot allow that to continue happening. Rootopia will see victory to the end of the world as we continue to fight for the freedom of our land and people!
Aileron Posted March 18, 2007 Author Report Posted March 18, 2007 If you had as many thors as that post had exclamation points, you would actually be able to get revenge instead of talking about getting revenge.
jacob hunter! Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 So it would only take 1 thor to kill you
jacob hunter! Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 lol you guys are tricky editing my !
rootbear75 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 The reason Rootania has steppd back on its attacks is because the dominating religion in Rootania is Bearism. The core principals forbid any work on most of saturday and sunday. Unfortunately, most of our soldiers are part of this faith, and the Commander does not wish to make them have a moral dilema.
Aileron Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Posted March 22, 2007 The soldiers of Ailestan believe in the religion of the SSCentralGods, where you do what we tell you, or else. Thus, they can attack at all times of day on all days.
Suicide_Run Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 Do you guys make alot of money per hr? o.o Anyways, im gonna start climbing ranks soon....between....how many thors would be able to hit ppl in top 15? XD
NBVegita Posted March 26, 2007 Report Posted March 26, 2007 (edited) A lot of people lost a lot of weapons tonight Edited March 26, 2007 by NBVegita
Synook Posted March 26, 2007 Report Posted March 26, 2007 (edited) Sigh... just wondering, how much do the people in the top five spend a day overall in SS RPG? Edited March 26, 2007 by Synook
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