Aileron Posted March 12, 2007 Report Posted March 12, 2007 Today was a glorious day for the nation of Ailistan! The forces of the infidel Polix has surrendered to Dav today. In a treaty signed in Polixtopolis today, Polix has placed Dav in command of all military forces. The sudden shift in power strengthens the position of the SSCentralGods alliance. A move against the infidel AceSpades occurred last night. AceSpades had been carrying out hourly attacks against allied nation freakmongeristan. After a call for aid, Jarrish al Umam Ailestania soundly defeated the infidel army while our agents engaged in glorious jihad against their weapons. Raiding by the infidel Rowen continued last night. The Ailistani defense forces fought them off valiently for 20 turns until they ran out of ammunition and Rowens troops slipped on by while our brave soldiers were reloading. The Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan swore another round of retaliation upon Rowenia today only to find that the entire nation is in hiding. The nation of Excelia continues to be a problem today as they just won't go away. The Office of Public Relations of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan gave an address this morning for the people of Ailistan to remain faithfull and resolute that we shall be victorious and our supremacy unquestioned in the future. In fashion news today, the Office of Public Fashion of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan has passed a resolution allowing more freedom in the choice of bath towels wrapped around one's head. Formally, it was forbidden to wear a bath towel of a non-white color. Now, mulitcolored towels are permissible. Citizens are still required to wear towels on their heads at all waking hours, and random government raids will continue to ensure that all citizens have a towel wrapped around their heads while at home. Citizens found not wearing their towels will be sent on a sabotage mission.
AceSpades Posted March 12, 2007 Report Posted March 12, 2007 Hey I didn't attack freak hourly! That's a !@#$%^&*in lie! I'm glad I had 50 mil brewing in the bank biatches!
AceSpades Posted March 12, 2007 Report Posted March 12, 2007 (edited) Wtf >.< 11 hours ago Aileron Lost 986,380 Points 10 2 5 2,150,061 754,532 Details13 hours ago PoLiX Lost 52,338 Points 10 0 3 1,615,003 1,012,385 Details13 hours ago PoLiX Lost 203,925 Points 10 1 0 1,415,342 919,969 Details13 hours ago PoLiX Lost 1,077,996 Points 10 3 1 1,772,692 827,406 Details14 hours ago freakmonger Attack defended 10 4 4 657,208 805,777 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost 29 Points 10 2 2 1,243,398 939,287 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost 283 Points 10 1 1 2,183,820 1,048,404 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost 4,725 Points 10 2 0 2,142,357 917,678 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost ,589 Points 10 4 1 1,834,014 867,643 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost 259,480 Points 10 1 1 1,941,200 1,057,492 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost 689,839 Points 10 6 5 1,368,137 1,035,317 Details16 hours ago freakmonger Attack defended 10 5 5 437,180 979,309 Details16 hours ago Excel Lost 502,048 Points 10 2 1 2,254,290 1,010,887 Details21 hours ago Samapico Attack defended 10 5 2 510,432 840,775 Details23 hours ago Excel Lost 209,124 Points 10 5 1 1,507,689 900,408 Details23 hours ago Excel Lost 274,200 Points 10 7 0 1,609,287 822,045 DetailsA day ago Aileron Lost 4,924,646 Points 10 1 0 512,607 315,206 Details Edit: Sorry about the double post. On most forums I post on it disables the double post and merges the posts together, obviously not here though. Edited March 12, 2007 by AceSpades
jacob hunter! Posted March 12, 2007 Report Posted March 12, 2007 lol i'm waiting tell the next reset.
Aileron Posted March 12, 2007 Author Report Posted March 12, 2007 That's the logs of where others attacked you. Funny how you didn't show your attacks on others. Besides, we are the SSCentralGods - our word is beyond question. This part of it was where my Jarrish defeated the army of the lying infidel: 14 hours ago Aileron Lost 29 Points 10 2 2 1,243,398 939,287 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost 283 Points 10 1 1 2,183,820 1,048,404 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost 4,725 Points 10 2 0 2,142,357 917,678 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost ,589 Points 10 4 1 1,834,014 867,643 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost 259,480 Points 10 1 1 1,941,200 1,057,492 Details14 hours ago Aileron Lost 689,839 Points 10 6 5 1,368,137 1,035,317 Details
AceSpades Posted March 12, 2007 Report Posted March 12, 2007 Seems I'm not the only one doing it... 35 minutes ago Excel Lost 314,909 Points 10 4 3 3,581,267 1,545,730 Details2 hours ago 3vil Lost 722,021 Points 10 2 4 1,090,001 841,378 Details3 hours ago 3vil Lost 1,105,740 Points 10 1 4 1,649,451 941,905 Details4 hours ago 3vil Lost 1,780,641 Points 10 3 3 957,468 666,958 Details4 hours ago 3vil Lost 2,534,203 Points 10 1 4 1,404,614 940,257 Details
Aileron Posted March 12, 2007 Author Report Posted March 12, 2007 Excelia made yet another run for supremacy today. This time by means of an intelligence crackdown. After losing weapon after weapon to the Ailestan's clevar saboteurs, Excel has personally taken steps to ensure breaches of security would never happen again. However, this was to no avail, as our spies are well trained and adaptable. Our spies were able to sabotage his weapons regardless. The covert strike was followed by a tactical raid which was able to clear one million foloose. In other news, the Parliament of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailestan voted today to divert the international aid which was going to feed the starving orphans into building another large statue of our dear leader Aileron. The proposal passed with a vote of 99-1, where the only vote against the proposal was made by Senator Achmed Babaganush. In completely unrelated news, the beloved dog of Senator Achmed Babaganush, "Rex", died today of spontaneous combustion. The tragedy happened not long after the Senator gave his controversial vote. The Department of Statistics of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailestan, or DSDPRDNTDA cites that Spontaneous Canine Combustion, or SCC, is a completely natural occurance that is completely natural. One out of every 3 dogs in the world will die of SCC.
rootbear75 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Posted March 12, 2007 (edited) Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of AilistanNice country name what about the peaceful nation of Rootania? Edited March 13, 2007 by rootbear75
Aileron Posted March 13, 2007 Author Report Posted March 13, 2007 Another enemy of Ailestan has fallen! Excelia is defeated. However, rather than disband and surrender, they have joined the infidel army of AceSpades. The new united force is considerably stronger, yet Jarrish al Umam Ailestania engaged the new forces with overwhelming success, raiding for over 6 million foloose. Already the worship of the SSCentralGods is spreading throughout the lands of the infidels as the alliance of Ailestan, freakmongeristan, el Republico del Pico, and Davland score victory after victory. In celebration of this victory, the Office of Public Relations of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan has scheduled a 9 hour and 59 minute prayer service. All citizens are required to attend, and those failing to show up for prayer will be sent on a sabotage mission.
Aileron Posted March 13, 2007 Author Report Posted March 13, 2007 A tactical strike made by Ailestani forces today netted 20 mil foloose from AceSpade's stronghold. Aileron issued an offer of a truce to AceSpades today. If AceSpades only gives us all their money and if the entire population converts to the worship of the SSCentralGods, Ailestan will no longer take his money. In other news, the UN has accussed Ailestan of vying for world domination last week. For evidence they cited massive weapons buildup, incredible hostility towards neighboring nations, and Aileron's address last week in which he said "It is Ailestan's divine right to dominate the world!!!". This week the Office of Foreign Relations of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan replied to the accusations, stating: "No, we aren't. Really. And these aren't missiles pointed towards you; they are artistic obelisks." No sooner than those unfounded accusations been made than a group of 2 million protestors who apparently have no jobs and nothing better to do with their time protested the UN. The leader of the protesters, Ima Bleedingheart, stated "Ailestan is just a misunderstood nation with a completely different culture. To them hostile addresses and troop buildups are their way of shaking hands." The protesters sent a party of 20 protesters to act as human shields should the UN take action. The Ailestani government captured the party and sent them on a sabotage mission.
AceSpades Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 (edited) All my money to stop getting me gang raped? !@#$%^&* no.Oh, now Excel's gone it seems I'm the only one VS the whole of the SSCentralGods. Unless someone gets strong fast and throws me a lifeline Edited March 13, 2007 by AceSpades
rootbear75 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 (edited) Rootania is a little peaceful nation just over that side of the ocean. Edited March 13, 2007 by rootbear75
jacob hunter! Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 ACE arrrggggg your the last hope for a democracy in the world!!!! I'll start giving you gold and weapons!!!!!!!! Everyone else who is not in the Aileston like ways (aka world power !@#$%^&*) should supply Ace with everything they gain and get from now on until the mad scientists ( Polix, sryus) Destroy most of the world with a power ful nuke( also known as the SSRPG reset) We must take down the sscentral gods!!!!!!!!!!!
Aileron Posted March 14, 2007 Author Report Posted March 14, 2007 The forces of AceSpades are decimated! Despite getting substancial reinforcements from multiple parties, a sucky lvl 6 covert skill is not nearly enough to keep out the elite agents of the Ailestani covert forces. After losing hundreds of weapons to our sabateurs, his remaining forces have naught to do but repent and pray that the SSCentralGods might be merciful. Only the forces of 3vil remain, and Ailestani stealth ops have already given them a visit, drawing first blood in what is predicted to be yet another very short one sided war. In other new today, the Department of Education of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan has begun a cultural awareness drive, which promotes cultural awareness of the Ailestani culture in foreign lands. Under this new drive, we have civilians sneak into foreign countries by the millions and convince them to start speaking our language and to wear towels on their heads. If they do not immeadiately adopt our ways while in their country, we accuse them of being culturally intolerant. Already the Ailestani language has become the primary language in many foreign lands.
jacob hunter! Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 We will never give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rootbear75 Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 (edited) Rootania has held off all cultural trends... we are still civilized over her{e}. Edited March 15, 2007 by rootbear75
Aileron Posted March 15, 2007 Author Report Posted March 15, 2007 News today is that there is no news. That's right...there is no news. Ailestan reigns supreme over all compe!@#$%^&*ors and no one has even attempted to attack our holy land in the past 24 hours, not that anyone would be successfull if they tried. There have been reports of possible hostiles building forces strong enough to stand against us, such as a defensive effort by AceSpades. This time he increased is covert skill level to a not pathetic but still easily breachable level 8. After one failed direct assault, our spies sabotaged half his defensive weapons and then we attacked him again for an easy 13 mil foloose. The country of Rootania has continued in its xenophobic tendencies of cultural intolerance. Not only have they not yet donned bath towels, but they are clearly pursuing a path of weapons development and potential hostile activity. The government reserves possible annihilation of the nation until it the forces of AceSpades and 3vil have been dealt with, but warns the infidel Rootbear that if he continues with his xenophobic aggression and cultural insults that he will meet a bad end. He also points out that the word "here" is spelled with only one "r". In an address today, Aileron told the people to remain vigilant. "Just because our enemies have seemed to have given up and run off does not mean they are not still out there." He said. "That is why we must pursue these infidels and fight them in their own lands." No official action has been taken against 3vil today, though indications from the government imply possible attacks against the infidel forces tomorrow.
Suicide_Run Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Im glad to see thats ppl r doing story telling for ss rpg as well =p
jacob hunter! Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Rootania Will never bow down to a soviet+Usa Country!!!!!!(also known as Ailestan) Isn't there anyone out there with a decent respect for civilization that can cripple Ailestan's army i guess all I can now is..... apocalype's FTW.
Aileron Posted March 15, 2007 Author Report Posted March 15, 2007 Well, Ailestan does have a Persian like culture and does have a Stalinist government. I've even thrown in a taste of Mexican flavor with the "cultural awareness drive". I just can't really see anything in common between Ailestan and the US.
AceSpades Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Well I've pretty much been gang raped too much for liking. So I'm just gonna fade out I guess.
rootbear75 Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) He also points out that the word "here" is spelled with only one "r".!@#$%^&* you aileron... We interrupt you to bring an important announcement from the Commander of the Rootanian EBA: "Thank you all for joining me in this important meeting. We have decided that it is better for the safety of our nation to cease fire with the forces of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan (aka DPRDNTDA). We will begin reducing weapons capacity immediately, and we ask for the protection of the President of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan. We will however continue to build up defense in case the forces of the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan fight back against this treaty. It's a new age of peace my friends, and we hope it will last for a while. Our borders are open to all those who would like to visit from the Democratic People's Republic and Definitely Not a Theocratic Dictatorship of Ailistan. We will, however, keep our own cultural trends and any laws made against this are not guaranteed to be followed by the citizens of Rootania. Thank you. And God Bless Rootania!"-Commander of the EBA Edited March 15, 2007 by rootbear75
jacob hunter! Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Well Ailestan is like u.s inthe sense that they love to invade other countries and their business!!!!! aND now your trying to spread your propaganda and culture by force into the hearts of us (Rootania). Nonetheless, we have decided to make a peace offer and hope you will meet our treaty well. *----high Counsol of EBA----*
rootbear75 Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) Disclaimer: Anything said or done by the soldier simply named attraction does not reflect the personal views of the President of Rootania or the Commander of the EBA Edited March 15, 2007 by rootbear75
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