rootbear75 Posted March 5, 2007 Author Report Posted March 5, 2007 (edited) ok slipped is here he is prob gonna lfame me so just ignore him if he does. I have had lots of gf's but I still have not got laid yet. THis was my second to last one in Mexico. Me and Her. http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n243/do...mazatlan296.jpg4 words...she hotyou not and thanks for the ID when i come to beat the !@#$%^&* out of you Edited March 5, 2007 by rootbear75
jacob hunter! Posted March 5, 2007 Report Posted March 5, 2007 ok slipped is here he is prob gonna lfame me so just ignore him if he does. I have had lots of gf's but I still have not got laid yet. THis was my second to last one in Mexico. Me and Her. http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n243/do...mazatlan296.jpg4 words...she hotyou not and thanks for the ID when i come to beat the !@#$%^&* out of you I can fight somewhat. and ROFL with X. Cerium probably is seriously a nerd who has no social life whats so ever other then with his computers and lego sets.
»Ceiu Posted March 5, 2007 Report Posted March 5, 2007 ...says the scrawny kid who makes up girlfriends for internet validation.
Drake7707 Posted March 5, 2007 Report Posted March 5, 2007 and ROFL with X. Cerium probably is seriously a nerd who has no social life whats so ever other then with his computers and lego sets. *rumble*rumble* *hides stuff* .. err whats wrong with computers and lego ?
Witchie NL Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 I have alot of lego! And i aint planning to throw it away, that !@#$%^&* is worth alot of cash for a piece of plastic yano!Ohh and i dont play with it anymore tho.... 16yr old playing with lego... man that would look funny funny. Being 16+ and still a virgin is prolly becouse you dont know what your missing.
MillenniumMan Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 Here's an easy method. Find a girl, stake her out for a few days to get her routine.Get a friend of yours who you don't always see, give him fifty bucks to let himlet you pretend beat up on, send him after her with a knife and ski mask,not a big knife mind you, and have him try to rob her. Then you step in,"beat him up" he runs off, you have the damsel in distress wrap her arms around you. Who knows, by the end of the night if her adrenaline is still pumping and she's still inthe mood you could get laid too If that don't work: Hi, I lost my phone number, can I have yours? "If working at a cash register" And I'm also doing a study on really attractive women, could I have your phone number so I can study you some more? Near the end of a conversation with a girl you meet: Could I buy you and your kids lunch sometime? (If she replies she has no kids) Would you like to have some lunch with me then? *accidentaly* bump into a woman with glasses who looks hot and has a lot of stuff in her arms so she drops some of it, then stare into her eyes but look sheepish like you never met such a godess before and strike up a conversation. Then ask her if you could call her sometime. If none of that works, ask your buddy for your fifty bucks back and head down to the highway and pick up a mangie looking one.
X`terrania Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 "If working at a cash register" And I'm also doing a study on really attractive women, could I have your phone number so I can study you some more? Tried that before, never knew that you could choke on a coconut cream pie before. She must've been a lesbian.
rootbear75 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Report Posted March 8, 2007 Near the end of a conversation with a girl you meet: Could I buy you and your kids lunch sometime? (If she replies she has no kids) Would you like to have some lunch with me then?im 17, i wouldn't want to go out with here if she had kids...
Gibs. Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 Show her your !@#$%^&* and she will for sure go out with you.
rootbear75 Posted March 9, 2007 Author Report Posted March 9, 2007 Show her your !@#$%^&* and she will for sure go out with you.uh no...
X`terrania Posted March 9, 2007 Report Posted March 9, 2007 Being 16+ and still a virgin is prolly becouse you dont know what your missing. Funny.. coming from someone with a tag like "NL" at the end of their name.
Dav Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 I always thought finding common ground, having a bit of a chat seems to get a long long way. If you don't get on then screw it they will be no use in having the number of anyway being as you have to talk on the phone.
AceSpades Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 (edited) You're far too passive. The conversation should have gone something like this: You: We're going to dinner Saturday night.Her: Blah blah blah Catholics blah blah blahYou: That wasn't a request, !@#$%^&*. Done and done. That's pretty much the approach. !@#$%^&* all this paper passing. That would never work in a club.What I do it just make sure the girl knows you're looking at her then she'll come over. Then you just hand her your phone and do the cancer+ approach of "Put your !@#$%^&*ing number in there...now". Girls love a bad!@#$%^&*. But the line I use to get a girl is "Yo do you know I'm number 4 in the SS RPG. You should see my !@#$%^&*ing spy bonus!" Edited March 10, 2007 by AceSpades
Audry Posted March 11, 2007 Report Posted March 11, 2007 But the line I use to get a girl is "Yo do you know I'm number 4 in the SS RPG. You should see my !@#$%^&*ing spy bonus!" Wow Ben, thats impressive. Seriously. HI BLOX ^^
rootbear75 Posted March 12, 2007 Author Report Posted March 12, 2007 (edited) ZOMG ITS AUDRY! HAI AUDRY! can i hav ur ph. no?! Edited March 13, 2007 by rootbear75
Audry Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A STALKER! Hi No? erm do i know you?
Audry Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 Ben dont have my number. and Doosh, stay away from Miekje, thats the tips of the day ^^
Keiver Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 Ace do you have Miekes number? Doosh, do you want to die? You'd best keep away or you'll regret it boy. I've warned you about this before.
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