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ok slipped is here he is prob gonna lfame me so just ignore him if he does.

 

I have had lots of gf's but I still have not got laid yet. THis was my second to last one in Mexico.

 

Me and Her.

 

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4 words...

she hot

you not

 

and thanks for the ID when i come to beat the !@#$%^&* out of you blum.gif

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ok slipped is here he is prob gonna lfame me so just ignore him if he does.

 

I have had lots of gf's but I still have not got laid yet. THis was my second to last one in Mexico.

 

Me and Her.

 

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n243/do...mazatlan296.jpg

4 words...

she hot

you not

 

and thanks for the ID when i come to beat the !@#$%^&* out of you blum.gif

blum.gif I can fight somewhat.

 

 

and ROFL with X. Cerium probably is seriously a nerd who has no social life whats so ever other then with his computers and lego sets. smile.gif

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and ROFL with X. Cerium probably is seriously a nerd who has no social life whats so ever other then with his computers and lego sets. smile.gif

 

 

*rumble*rumble* *hides stuff* .. err whats wrong with computers and lego ?

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I have alot of lego! And i aint planning to throw it away, that !@#$%^&* is worth alot of cash for a piece of plastic yano!

Ohh and i dont play with it anymore tho.... 16yr old playing with lego... man that would look funny funny.

 

 

Being 16+ and still a virgin is prolly becouse you dont know what your missing.

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Here's an easy method. Find a girl, stake her out for a few days to get her routine.

Get a friend of yours who you don't always see, give him fifty bucks to let him

let you pretend beat up on, send him after her with a knife and ski mask,

not a big knife mind you, and have him try to rob her. Then you step in,

"beat him up" he runs off, you have the damsel in distress wrap her arms around you.

 

Who knows, by the end of the night if her adrenaline is still pumping and she's still in

the mood you could get laid too smile.gif

 

If that don't work:

 

Hi, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

"If working at a cash register" And I'm also doing a study on really attractive women, could I have your phone number so I can study you some more?

 

Near the end of a conversation with a girl you meet: Could I buy you and your kids lunch sometime? (If she replies she has no kids) Would you like to have some lunch with me then?

 

*accidentaly* bump into a woman with glasses who looks hot and has a lot of stuff in her arms so she drops some of it, then stare into her eyes but look sheepish like you never met such a godess before and strike up a conversation. Then ask her if you could call her sometime.

 

If none of that works, ask your buddy for your fifty bucks back and head down to the highway and pick up a mangie looking one.

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3... 2...... 1......... POOP!!!

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"If working at a cash register" And I'm also doing a study on really attractive women, could I have your phone number so I can study you some more?

 

Tried that before, never knew that you could choke on a coconut cream pie before. She must've been a lesbian.

it's all a joke.
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Near the end of a conversation with a girl you meet: Could I buy you and your kids lunch sometime? (If she replies she has no kids) Would you like to have some lunch with me then?

im 17, i wouldn't want to go out with here if she had kids...

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rootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>

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Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first.

darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked...

rootbear75> O.o __________________________________

2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.

2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...

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Show her your !@#$%^&* and she will for sure go out with you.

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Show her your !@#$%^&* and she will for sure go out with you.

uh no...

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Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was

Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first.

darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked...

rootbear75> O.o __________________________________

2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.

2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...

Posted
I always thought finding common ground, having a bit of a chat seems to get a long long way. If you don't get on then screw it they will be no use in having the number of anyway being as you have to talk on the phone.

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You're far too passive.

 

The conversation should have gone something like this:

 

 

You: We're going to dinner Saturday night.

Her: Blah blah blah Catholics blah blah blah

You: That wasn't a request, !@#$%^&*.

 

 

Done and done.

 

That's pretty much the approach. !@#$%^&* all this paper passing. That would never work in a club.

What I do it just make sure the girl knows you're looking at her then she'll come over. Then you just hand her your phone and do the cancer+ approach of "Put your !@#$%^&*ing number in there...now". Girls love a bad!@#$%^&*.

 

But the line I use to get a girl is "Yo do you know I'm number 4 in the SS RPG. You should see my !@#$%^&*ing spy bonus!"

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But the line I use to get a girl is "Yo do you know I'm number 4 in the SS RPG. You should see my !@#$%^&*ing spy bonus!"

 

Wow Ben, thats impressive. Seriously.

 

 

HI BLOX ^^

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ZOMG ITS AUDRY!

 

HAI AUDRY!

 

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can i hav ur ph. no?!

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Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was

Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first.

darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked...

rootbear75> O.o __________________________________

2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.

2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A STALKER! frantics.gif

 

Hi

 

No?

 

:D

 

erm do i know you? :o

 

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Posted
ace what is it?

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rootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>

Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was

Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first.

darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked...

rootbear75> O.o __________________________________

2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.

2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...

Posted

Ben dont have my number.

 

and Doosh, stay away from Miekje, thats the tips of the day ^^

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