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i sure do...

lemme give you guys the convo we had today...

(we were writing on a piece of paper passed back and forth...)

 

Me: Do you want to go somewhere on Saturday? (around 4:30) cause i work till around 4pm

Her: Oh. What do you mean?

M: Dunno... Dinner or someting. what else should i have asked for?

H: Oh well my stepsister is getting confirmed this sat. for catholics so we are having a family party. sorry.

M: Sunday then? (around 7:30) (I know about confirmation, I was confirmed for my Judaism in 10th grade) now i'm just begging... lol, and yes.... i am jewish...

H: Well like on a date? because I have a boyfriend. !@#$%^&*

M: Oh... I didn't know... sorry...

H: Yeah it's OK. sorry though.

M: Well if you ever need someone just to talk to... let me know... I'll listen.

H: Aw. Well that's really sweet. thanks, do you have aim? told u it was easy

M: rootbear775/rootbear7775. I don't get on much so it's probably better to call my cell phone xxx-xxx-xxxx # blanked out, i sure as !@#$%^&* dont want you guys to call me

H: K. i don't have my phone now but it's xxx-xxxx again... blanked out... i don't want you guys calling her either..

M: Home? Cell? xxx? yyy? xxx and yyy represent 2 different area codes that overlap in our city

H: Cell. yyy

 

ez xD

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The last time I asked for a number I was drunk and threw my phone at the girl and told her to put it in my phone. She did and she is now my girlfriend. HAHA.

 

root, you know you aren't getting laid though right? what you need to do though is stay till she breaks up with her boyfriend, than you can be the rebound. it's good too.

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You're far too passive.

 

The conversation should have gone something like this:

 

 

You: We're going to dinner Saturday night.

Her: Blah blah blah Catholics blah blah blah

You: That wasn't a request, !@#$%^&*.

 

 

Done and done.

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The last time I asked for a number I was drunk and threw my phone at the girl and told her to put it in my phone. She did and she is now my girlfriend. HAHA.

 

root, you know you aren't getting laid though right? what you need to do though is stay till she breaks up with her boyfriend, than you can be the rebound. it's good too.

yes i know that.... im still a, well.... you could probably guess.. ;)

 

 

You're far too passive.

 

The conversation should have gone something like this:

 

 

You: We're going to dinner Saturday night.

Her: Blah blah blah Catholics blah blah blah

You: That wasn't a request, !@#$%^&*.

 

 

Done and done.

ok theres a few things wrong with that

  1. She has a boyfriend.
  2. Im not a !@#$%^&*hole like you.
  3. You could call me socially-incompetent...

i am a very shy person... the only date i have ever been on was um.... i think 4 years ago when i took a girl to the movies...unfortunately, she went to a different high school so i never see her... and my parents were there too...

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and my parents were there too...

Enlarged it a bit for you.. blum.gif

 

Wtf your 17now.. so at your 13th you went on a date and your parents where there to?

omg i duno how the culture is there but at my 13th i always went to movies without my parents.

 

Wow that sucked man. Find the inner beast and visit some disco's and nightclubs.

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In my experience, it is alot better and alot easier to be blunt.

 

Example: The one day I was hanging out with this girl. She says "you just want to have sex with me huh?" and I said "yes". Sadly, I did not get it that night and I thought that approach didn't work. She called me the next day telling me to come down to her house. I did. Things happened from there. She sucked. But anywho

 

The moral of the story is be blunt, tell the girl what you are after. Don't beat around the bush.

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or you could give big hint... which is what i do... and it makes things more fun... atleast for me blum.gif

 

worx like a charm also =)

 

I feel sry for ya root.... 17 and still a virgin blum.gif ... not to hard to get laid nowa days since girls like to show off (especially when they are drunk blum.gif )

 

Just go "hunting"... around here usually the fat or ugly ppl have a hard time getting laid

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Just go "hunting"... around here usually the fat or ugly ppl have a hard time getting laid

some people would put me in those categories

not so much ugly...

 

and the reason my parents were there is cause her parents said that a "parent or parents" had to be there...

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You're far too passive.

 

The conversation should have gone something like this:

 

 

You: We're going to dinner Saturday night.

Her: Blah blah blah Catholics blah blah blah

You: That wasn't a request, !@#$%^&*.

 

 

Done and done.

 

... If you ever got a girl with that... wtf.gif

 

and ya thats a funny thread, you guys sucks blum.gif

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Actually, there are two types of girls that it would work on. One would be the ones who have suffered a life of abuse and have learned to thrive on it, the other -- depending on HOW it's said -- would be ones with an incredibly good sense of humor. Of course, with the latter, you need to make !@#$%^&* sure you didn't say it like you're holding a gun to her head. I've only ever said that to one chick and I had been dating her for eight months at the time. If I recall correctly, even she didn't find it all that funny.

 

In any event, anyone who took me seriously needs to have their head examined. I'm super cereal.

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M: Well if you ever need someone just to talk to... let me know... I'll listen.

 

FINAL BOARDING CALL FOR JUST FRIENDS AIRLINES FLIGHT TO !@#$%^&*ING NOWHERE, NOW SEATING ROWS 15-30

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One more thing:

Attraction, you are way too !@#$%^&*ing scrawny to be talking the !@#$%^&* you do on the internets. Also, I think it's safe to say that the badge on her shirt gives away the fact that her job description probably requires her to not throw up on guys like you who want random pictures.

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