Suicide_Run Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 Well, other ppl dont have to revive forum killer ppl. We can do that ourselves unless you are able to kill us all off at once. But then we can get non forum killer ppl to revive us for an exchange of points and other stuff =)
MikeTheNose Posted February 26, 2007 Author Report Posted February 26, 2007 Professionalism is everything Witchie
MikeTheNose Posted February 27, 2007 Author Report Posted February 27, 2007 It seems this news reporter has made a serious error. The war is not over and that parade we had was worthless. Well almost worthless considering the marti gra style, the ASSS, The girl with "I will suck ... for free" shirt, the E, err....anyway, what I mean to say is this. It seems that our former enemy, or should I say our current, known as SSCentral Gods is still alive. Yes, I said still alive. As unbelievable as this might be it's true. Forum Killers has recently discovered that the SSCentral Gods were using a type of device that reanimates dead cells on a subatomic level causing instantaneous cellular coercion and painful reactions which allows one to live again. We have since named this device the "Spawner". We have never seen nor even heard of this technology till now. And now onto some grave news. MikeTheNose, the leader of Forum Killers is dead. ... Well sort of. He's not quite dead but alive. Apparently Forum Killers developed a spawner ages ago but Area 52 has hid this information from everyone to prevent the ability of making everyone immortal. Our administration is currently placing the blame on some beurocratic subrussians who came up with the idea of hiding this amazing new, er-old technology. And in war development news today: We came across some intel on the whereabouts of the newly spawned SSCentral Members and have decided to kill them again. Hopefully some day they will give up and hand over our much priced Super Ship, the Nightwasp. We have killed Samapico, Aileron and their leader Freakmonger. Our attack on Dav went astray when a bomb was let off ontop of one of our allied groups who have since then forgiven us for the incident. We are placing the blame on this one to be a "lack of pilot in the !@#$%^&*pit" error. And apparently we have a comfirmed report that Steigerwald still has Freakmonger's head as a souviner. We have no idea how it happens but apparently the reanimation process only requires parts of one's body to renew missing peices. Not that Freakmonger really needed it anyway.
Deathboy-evil Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 We are placing the blame on this one to be a "lack of pilot in the !@#$%^&*pit" error. LOL
Steigerwald Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 And apparently we have a comfirmed report that Steigerwald still has Freakmonger's head as a souviner. We have no idea how it happens but apparently the reanimation process only requires parts of one's body to renew missing peices. Not that Freakmonger really needed it anyway. I still have freakmongers head, its stuck on a pike outside our guildhouse.
11___________ Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 your pic is the !@#$%^&*, they dont want the unclean to destroy the clean, if you get my hint...
MikeTheNose Posted February 27, 2007 Author Report Posted February 27, 2007 I like Cancer's pic and I hate yours.
Suicide_Run Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 lol, im actually not trying or anything. Im just hitting mainly the top4-5 non guild members. Im actually not even at home rite now so I dont have the patience to sit and plan it out =p
Witchie NL Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 indeed. you only costed me a few buks to heal. nothing more.
NBVegita Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 (edited) I almost bit it trying to save Dav. thank god I had those heals in the backgroud lol Or was it sama? Edited February 27, 2007 by NBVegita
jacob hunter! Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 lol for some reason I feel bad for the people I kill....
Chambahs Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 I got bored and quit, and im not going to army system, too complicated. I retired with my 29 Frag Spree. GG NUBS NOBODY KILLED THE CHAMP!
Suicide_Run Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 I dont......cause i hardly kill anyone now. All i do is spearhead the atks and allow other ppl to finish the blow =/
NBVegita Posted February 27, 2007 Report Posted February 27, 2007 GD U! I had to use a lot of potions to save those guys!!!
»freakmonger Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 so does this mean you are going to "retire" your mod status of The Battlefield being you arn't in either battle?
Chambahs Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 No, being a mod in this thread has nothing to do with being a participant.
jacob hunter! Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 wow !@#$%^&*ing ASSS killed me while i was not on....... arrrggggg I'll jsut have to stay on the forums longer.
The Cubbies Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 Come out of retirement noob! Don't be afraid of me.
Suicide_Run Posted February 28, 2007 Report Posted February 28, 2007 lol Cubbies went to central gods
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