MikeTheNose Posted February 26, 2007 Author Report Posted February 26, 2007 In the news today we have ourselves an incident with a particularly stubborn bunch of insurgents known as the SSCentral Gods. We have helped to stop these insurgents by taking down their leaders, Samapico, Witchie_NL and Dav. Freakmonger illuded capture but he surely won't hide for long. Be on the lookout for this bullseye. Somehow Samapico got ressurrected only to find himself back down to 1hp, which later went back up to 30/50hp seconds afterwords. Apparently the Forum Killers guns were jammed and couldn't fire a shot off. ASSS! Look here again for more great news and thanks for listening. - MikeTheNose- Subspace Central Network BanG Administrator-------------------------------------"I have never wavered in my commitments to this zone and I am certainly not doing so now." You just did.
Steigerwald Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 In the news today we have ourselves an incident with a particularly stubborn bunch of insurgents known as the SSCentral Gods. We have helped to stop these insurgents by taking down their leaders, Samapico, Witchie_NL and Dav. Freakmonger illuded capture but he surely won't hide for long. Be on the lookout for this bullseye. Somehow Samapico got ressurrected only to find himself back down to 1hp, which later went back up to 30/50hp seconds afterwords. Apparently the Forum Killers guns were jammed and couldn't fire a shot off. ASSS! Look here again for more great news and thanks for listening. Well said, we shall strike again. And when we do, you will feel it.
X`terrania Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 Destroy. Prisoners = no. it's all a joke.
The Cubbies Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 25 Feb 2007 - 21:37 Slipped -5 -3 Suicide_Run -1 -1 12:37 AM Suicide (0) AHHAHAHAHA The IRONY, THE IRONY!!!!!! I love ER>Texhttp://www.audigex.com/gamepics1/texichu.jpgThanks to LarryTheHamster for this awesomeness.Ex 17th SModEx 17th Bot CoordinatorEx 17th Dev
MikeTheNose Posted February 26, 2007 Author Report Posted February 26, 2007 In a raid today on SSCentral Gods, we have found the man responsible for Freakmonger's escape; Aileron. Unfortionately he was killed in action at the time so we were unable to uncover freakmongers' whereabouts, but we will continue searching. Memoral services for Aileron's family will happen at 8am tomorrow. And this just in: In a terrorist bombing attack, Slipped of the SSCentral Gods has commited suiciding while attempting to kill members of the Forum Killers. The killers only recieved minor cuts and bruses but Slipped was killed during the attempt. Suicide_Run of Forum Killers who was hit hardest by the blast had this to say "He came, we saw, he pushed a button and died". - MikeTheNose- Subspace Central Network BanG Administrator-------------------------------------"I have never wavered in my commitments to this zone and I am certainly not doing so now." You just did.
Suicide_Run Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 I thought I get money when someone suicides against you....=( The Ladder Theory - How high are you on the ladder? http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1228/unseeov9.gif
MikeTheNose Posted February 26, 2007 Author Report Posted February 26, 2007 The war goes well for the Forum Killers. We gained intel from the subspace government earlier today of Freakmonger's whereabouts and spared no time in killing him. Apparently he was hiding out in an underground cave in the subspacian hills. Forum Killer forces have bombed the cave and have since then considered him dead. It seems that all of SSCentral God's leaders and most of their members are dead. This war is now over. Time for celebration shall between with a parade at SSCI Unreal Tournament's square tomorrow after Aileron's funeral. After a thorough search of the rubble, steigerwald has found Freakmonger's head and has taken it as a souvenir. The Forum Killers are currently developing WMD's to discourage any further attacks from non-aligned organizations. Please Beware. - MikeTheNose- Subspace Central Network BanG Administrator-------------------------------------"I have never wavered in my commitments to this zone and I am certainly not doing so now." You just did.
Witchie NL Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 As you can see i striked back 10 times harder then it took you to kill me.Earned more XP from defending then you did from attacking $$ gg newbs. Pwn3D
Witchie NL Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 My god i might have died. but these speeches are hillarious. Pwn3D
Witchie NL Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 my !@#$%^&*ing god i wonder where you learned to make these stories. (bit to much FPS for you maybe?) Pwn3D
🜲 PoLiX Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 Nah. This is MTN's specialty. SSForum.net - September 01, 2002 - Rowen (SSDownloads.Com), PoLiX (SSCentral.Com), and Cyberise (Subspace.Net)
Witchie NL Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 Cool. im waiting for him to come up with a new story. Pwn3D
🜲 Samapico Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 lol its too bad kills aren't logged http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
Witchie NL Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 They are in a hard way. click a players profile and go ibprobattle and see the attack logs.but youll have to do that for each specific player then Pwn3D
Witchie NL Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 (edited) February 26, After waiting and reincarnating we have menage to seek and destroy Mike, codename: MikeTheNose.This battle was won fairly easely without any allied losses.Unfortunately due to the attention of enemy medics Suicide_Run menage to escape of our attacks and was healed on time, but did have a major blow. - SSCentral Gods Edited February 26, 2007 by Witchie NL Pwn3D
Aileron Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 And in other news today it seems that Aileron has come back from the dead in the middle of his own funeral! A crack team of zombie-slayers consisting of Suicide_Run and CandyGirl attacked the abomination, resulting in CandyGirl's brains being eaten. Zombie Aileron remains still at large. " 'Good' is merely a point of view. " -Palpatine, Supreme Emperor of the Galactic Empire and Dark Lord of the Sith
Suicide_Run Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 They also need to show who atked you in total like a log that keeps all records of ppl who atked you since attack logs just shows you current. You will never know if people atked you or not when ur sleeping. The Ladder Theory - How high are you on the ladder? http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1228/unseeov9.gif
Witchie NL Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 agreed. that realy should be implented. Pwn3D
Steigerwald Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 Date Atk Hp Str Def Hp Str Expires CommentToday, 11:45 AM attraction -30 -2 Steigerwald -1 -20 2h 59m Suicide (0) haha nice work
Chambahs Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 There is an option to get PMd when you get attacked, so you can see everything that happens. SSCA Network OperatorSSCA Unreal Tournament OwnerSS Radio Founder Emblazon> when ut gets 300 pop you arent gonna pull a d+ on me and take over the zone are you? lol
Chambahs Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 Witchie, wouldnt it be, MikeTheNose...Codename: Mike? Lol you did it backwards SSCA Network OperatorSSCA Unreal Tournament OwnerSS Radio Founder Emblazon> when ut gets 300 pop you arent gonna pull a d+ on me and take over the zone are you? lol
Witchie NL Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 i dont care. You seem to have gotten the point. Pwn3D
Chambahs Posted February 26, 2007 Report Posted February 26, 2007 Witchie, how many times did you kill us? And how many times did we kill you? Add the numbers up nub. SSCA Network OperatorSSCA Unreal Tournament OwnerSS Radio Founder Emblazon> when ut gets 300 pop you arent gonna pull a d+ on me and take over the zone are you? lol
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