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scarface.nl

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OK RIGHT

SO IM IN BLOCKBUSTER TWO DAYS AGO AND IM LIKE YO

WHAT MOVIE IS GOOD ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW THAT I DONT HAVE ON THE BOOTLEG OK

SO IM LOOKING AROUND AND I SEE THE DA VINCI CODE AND IM LIKE YO, OK TOM HANKS IS PRETTY GOOD AND ALSO THE GUY WHO PLAYS MAGNETO AND GANDALF IS IN IT OK RIGHT SO OK IM ALL LIKE BAZAM THEY AINT GOT NO MOVIES IN DOOD THEY ALL GONE

 

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ON THE SHELF UNDER THE MOVIE !@#$%^&*LES THERE ARE THESE LITTLE SLIPS OF PAPER THAT SAY "GARUNTED IN STOCK OR ELSE ITS FREE" AND IM LIKE YA OK WHATS THE CATCH MR. BLOCKBUSTER OWNER. SO I GO UP TO THE UGLY GIRL AT THE COUNTER AND IM ALL LIKE "YO" HOW DO I GET ONE OF THEM FREE GARUNTED MOVIES THATS FREE CAUSE DA VINCI CODE ISNT IN STOCK AND IM ALL LIIKE IT ISNT IN STOCK IM STEAMED!

 

SHES LIKE CALM DOWN SIR DONT GET ANGRY. I WILL SAVE THE DAY FOR YOU OK LOOKIE ILL WRITE DA VINCI CODE ON THIS LITTLE PAPER AND IT SAYS "BAZAM FREE RENTAL OF DA VINCI CODE WITHIN 30 DAYS BECAUSE IT WASNT IN STOCK" AND IM LIKE YOOOOOOSAUCE THATS PROLLY THE MOST AWESOME THING SINCE MICROWAVE RAVIOLI

 

SO AN IDEA POPPED INTO MY HEAD AS I WAS SMOKING A JOINT TONIGHT RIGHT OK CHECK IT OUT

SUPERMAN RETURNS AND SEE NO EVIL COMES OUT ON TUESDAY EVERYONE AROUND HERE IS GONNA WANT TO SEE THAT AM I RIGHT WELL I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT IF I GO UP THERE TUESDAY NIGHT I CAN BE LIKE YO WTF UGLY COUNTER GIRL THERES NO SUPERMAN RETURNS IN STOCK IMA NEED ONE OF THEM FREE RENTALS AND DO THE SAME FOR SEE NO EVIL MAYBE IN AN HOUR CAUSE MY HOUSE IS IN THE WALKSAUCE REGION OF BLOCKBUSTER

 

SO I HAVE FOUND A WAY TO CHEAT LIFE YET AGAIN. INSTEAD OF PAYING 4.39 PLUS TAX FOR A NEW RELEASE DVD RENTAL IM GONNA GO IN THERE EVERY TUESDAY WHEN THE NEW SICK MOVIES COME OUT AND WAIT UNTIL THEY DONT HAVE ANY MORE COPIES AND IM GONNA BE LIKE BAZING ! I NEED ME A FREE RENTAL ON THAT ONE YOOO! THIS IS PROLLY THE STUPIDEST THING BLOCKBUSTER HAS EVER DONE CAUSE IM SUCH A BUM IM GONNA ABUSE IT SO BAD IM DEAD SERIOUS DOODS.

 

I WILL REPORT BACK ON TUESDAY NIGHT WHEN I SEE HOW THIS GOES DOWN.

 

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scarface.nl

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Ok guise, bump.

 

I work at the Blockbuster now and that ugly girl at the counter is still there. She freaks me out.

 

This would really work except for if we checked the box and had the movie in there, and if we did, you would either have to run out of the store, or say you changed your mind. So, if that happened a few times with the same cashier it would kinda blow up and they wouldn't allow you to do it.

 

Also, I was seriously messed up when I made this post the first time. I think I was high and drunk at the same time. Awesome times.

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One day we were watching slackers and when we got done I put a stupid mary-kate and ashley movie in the case and stuck slackers behind the DVD player. Then the girl returned it and never found out hahaha.

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