MillenniumMan Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 I wish I had a big one *wink*wink* *POOF* You've got this huge elephant sized !@#$%^&*er, you buy a pair of pants with a third leg and a shoe with no indentation so you walk around like a tripod in public. Unfortuneatley it's too big to stick in a woman and you can't get both your hands around it to get off so your head literaly explodes from excessive blood pressure out of frustration because you can't get off. I wish for some really cool ascended human being powers like the ancient ones have so I can do really cool stuff.
jacob hunter! Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 I wish I had a big one *wink*wink* *POOF* You've got this huge elephant sized !@#$%^&*er, you buy a pair of pants with a third leg and a shoe with no indentation so you walk around like a tripod in public. Unfortuneatley it's too big to stick in a woman and you can't get both your hands around it to get off so your head literaly explodes from excessive blood pressure out of frustration because you can't get off. I wish for some really cool ascended human being powers like the ancient ones have so I can do really cool stuff. *POOF* your wish was granted but then you died because the powers were too much for you to handle.
MillenniumMan Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 I wish I had a big one *wink*wink* *POOF* You've got this huge elephant sized !@#$%^&*er, you buy a pair of pants with a third leg and a shoe with no indentation so you walk around like a tripod in public. Unfortuneatley it's too big to stick in a woman and you can't get both your hands around it to get off so your head literaly explodes from excessive blood pressure out of frustration because you can't get off. I wish for some really cool ascended human being powers like the ancient ones have so I can do really cool stuff. *POOF* your wish was granted but then you died because the powers were too much for you to handle. Ahhh... remember, I'm an ascended being. at worst, I'll plop down in a field bare-!@#$%^&* naked on some far off planet and wait for my friends to find me. So...... what's your wish?
jacob hunter! Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 I wish you could make the worst insult to all of my wishes.
rootbear75 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 *pOoF* Your wish was granted, but he made the worst possible insult, and you killed urself cause it hurt you too much. I wish i was 6 months older today...
Samapico Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 poof, you are now 6 months older. Unfortunately, you were about to die in 2 months, so you die instantly in the process... I wish this topic would die
rootbear75 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 *poof* This topic dies, but in a parallel universe! I wish Confess would stop being asleep whenever i needed him...
MillenniumMan Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 I wish you could make the worst insult to all of my wishes. *POOF* Your wish is granted, you turn into a troll who spams to his hearts content until netbanned from SSFORUM, subspace, IRC and ICQ altogether and every single post you've ever written, even drafts for emails suddenly were wiped from existance. I wish... Hmmm.... you know, that one with Natalie Portman sounds great but there's the issue with cops and angry parents and stuff... so we'll forget that one...That and SHE'S A JEW WHO WORKS FOR THE F***ING ZIONIST CONSPIRACY!!! *goes into a drunken Mel Gibson rant about hating the zionist conspiracy, then takes a swing at the cop that pulled him over for swerving on the super information highway* I wish I could win the Mega Millions jackpot this friday. *poof* This topic dies, but in a parallel universe! I wish Confess would stop being asleep whenever i needed him... *POOF*Confess gets bitten by a zombie during the zombie outbreak in the midwest. Now he'll never rest.... Ruuuuuuuhhh....... I wish dogs could speak clear concise english out in public.
rootbear75 Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 *pOoF* You get your wish, but the dogs become so smart and can speak so well, that they take over the world, and make you their !@#$%^&*. I wish the SSCouncil wasnt corrupt. <_<
MillenniumMan Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 *pOoF* You get your wish, but the dogs become so smart and can speak so well, that they take over the world, and make you their !@#$%^&*. I wish the SSCouncil wasnt corrupt. <_< *POOF*Boki goes to each of the council members houses and personayly douses them in gasoline and sets them on fire. Then he hires MillenniumMan, Rootbear75, T4 - Judgement Day, zombified Confess and Rachel Machinekiller as the new council. Unfortuneatley, in the process of torching PriitK, Boki destroys PriitKs computer and minisafe where all the code for Continuum was housed. I still wish to win this Friday's MegaMillions drawing and become a millionare.
rootbear75 Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 Why did you torch Priitk? I didnt think he was part of the SSCouncil *pOoF* You win the mega millions, but like everyone else, you quit your job, and spend like there is no tomorrow, and go bankrupt in about a year. Then you lose everything. And you kill yourself cause you hated yourself for wasting all that money. I wish Death+ was killed....
MillenniumMan Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Why did you torch Priitk? I didnt think he was part of the SSCouncil *pOoF* You win the mega millions, but like everyone else, you quit your job, and spend like there is no tomorrow, and go bankrupt in about a year. Then you lose everything. And you kill yourself cause you hated yourself for wasting all that money. I wish Death+ was killed.... I didn't do it *POOF* Too many people line up to get target practice with him as he's tied up on a huge dartboard with throwing knives. After about ten hours, the line gets too long and people start to get bored waiting in line to toss knives at his now lifeless body, so they *TURN ON EACH OTHER...* In the end, Death+ is killed, so is RussianSniper, Boki goes mad and starts cutting snowflakes out of Death+'s flesh and displays them in a kindergarden class for show and tell during Christmas, many of the kids go insane from the spectacle, never to be normal again...
MillenniumMan Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 wish? oops, forgot that. I wish for peace on earth this coming year... Can only wonder how that'll turn out...
SeVeR Posted December 20, 2006 Report Posted December 20, 2006 Your wish for peace on Earth is granted but everyone gets bored with not being able to kill eachother. The whole world starts twiddling their thumbs wondering what they should do. The rampant thumb twiddling causes a circulatory wind on all the major population centers of the world bringing about devastating hurricanes and tsunamis. Millenium Man gets swept away in a gigantic tidal wave. To escape the thumb twiddling nightmare the entire population of Earth re-locates to the Moon where they can once again kill eachother. Due to the small surface area of the Moon and the sheer desperation of man's supressed homicidal tendencies the human population is wiped out almost overnight in a sea of blood with the remaining lunar inhabitants drowning in aforementioned blood. I wish for a carniverous plant that eats any person i ask it to.
MillenniumMan Posted December 20, 2006 Report Posted December 20, 2006 Your wish for peace on Earth is granted but everyone gets bored with not being able to kill eachother. The whole world starts twiddling their thumbs wondering what they should do. The rampant thumb twiddling causes a circulatory wind on all the major population centers of the world bringing about devastating hurricanes and tsunamis. Millenium Man gets swept away in a gigantic tidal wave. To escape the thumb twiddling nightmare the entire population of Earth re-locates to the Moon where they can once again kill eachother. Due to the small surface area of the Moon and the sheer desperation of man's supressed homicidal tendencies the human population is wiped out almost overnight in a sea of blood with the remaining lunar inhabitants drowning in aforementioned blood. I wish for a carniverous plant that eats any person i ask it to. Don't you think it's a little soon for that joke about the tsunami? As for the hurricane, the dumb!@#$%^&*es that stayed deserved it. *snaps fingers* *POOF* Your wish is granted, SeVeR gets a carniverous plant that learns to talk within days. One night while coming home after a fortnight of smoking bad green bud, the plant tricks SeVeR by wearing a dress and stuffed bra. Then it lures SeVeR towards it, devouring him in one swelling gulp. I wish for immortality where my body doesn't physicaly age. *stares at the monkey paw* and I don't want to be a zombie, I don't want zombie friends, I don't want to be covered in wax or eat wax and have it cover me from the inside, I don't want the han solo carbonite treatment... There! HAHA... stupid monkey paw...
the_accountant Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 POOF.... everyone has a hovercar, but it's like the jetsons and there aren't any roads in the sky so there is a huge air car pileup, luckily you avoid it. Then you run out of gas and fall hundreds of feet to your death. But luckily you can fly so you get away safely. Then you are struck by lightning and die.... whoops this is the response to like 3 pages ago.. didnt realize it wasnt the last post rofl. anywayz.. yeah...
Ophie Posted January 3, 2007 Report Posted January 3, 2007 POOF ROOTBEAR. You got your wish of losing ur virginity but you lost it to Richard Simmons. I wish I had a 6pack of beer right now
rootbear75 Posted January 3, 2007 Report Posted January 3, 2007 POOF you got ur 6 pack, but became so drunk after the first beer that you crashed into a tree and died. I wish this topic would end.(seriously.... its not fun anymore)
»1587200 Posted January 3, 2007 Author Report Posted January 3, 2007 Then quit ruining the thread and stop participating rootbear, no one's forcing you to read it. *poof* F you, your wish wasn't granted, go die. I wish Ophie was here so I could UnF him like the sexy !@#$%^&* he is.
MillenniumMan Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 Then quit ruining the thread and stop participating rootbear, no one's forcing you to read it. *poof* F you, your wish wasn't granted, go die. I wish Ophie was here so I could UnF him like the sexy !@#$%^&* he is. *POOF*Ophie gladly bends over and takes it. When you pull out however you find that an eel has latched on to your head. When it lets go finally, it says "OH THANK GOD, I thought I'd never get out of there!" At which point it follows you around like a dog forever and ever I wish I had healing abilities and an adamantium skeleton like wolverine in Xmen3 the last stand.
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