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POOF! You can fly, but you're too poor to buy an hovercar, so you get hit by someone with a hovercar while you're flying. And then you fall. And then you die. And the birds eat the pieces of you that exploded all around...

 

I wish I didn't waste time writing in this topic :(

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POOF! You now have tons of wishes... but most of them include being sodomized by the gayest men of the world

 

I wish I wasn't that lazy :D

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Poof! You get a new keyboard, but each key is a miniature dragon and everytime you type, it eats a finger!

 

I wish I could wish without being wished a bad wish with other wishes.

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Poof! You get a new keyboard, but each key is a miniature dragon and everytime you type, it eats a finger!

 

I wish I could wish without being wished a bad wish with other wishes.

lol at that one...

 

 

POOF! Your wish is granted but god becomes so confused with what you wished for that he becomes so fed up, he says forget about you.

 

I wish for a Love! :rolleyes:

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I'll fire it back up.

 

I wish all this Halo/SSCI talk would stop.

 

*POOP!*

 

All that Halo/SSCI talk stopped but the server that Halo/SSCI was housed on caught fire and none of their data was backed up.

 

I'll fire it back up.

 

I wish all this Halo/SSCI talk would stop.

 

*POOP!*

 

All that Halo/SSCI talk stopped but the server that Halo/SSCI was housed on caught fire and none of their data was backed up.

 

 

Ehhh... I meant *POOF!* not POOP

 

All that Halo/SSCI talk stopped but the server that Halo/SSCI was housed on caught fire and none of their data was backed up.

 

I wish that PriitK would give out all the Continuum Source code to the community.

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*PoOf* All the Halo/SSCI talk stopped, but then they started talking about you.

(that sucked)

 

 

I wish i had a remote starter for my car

 

 

*POOF*

 

Your car was started by a remote starter. Unfortunately it was started by the guy that took your keys at the bar.

 

I wish that I had a real life Warbird to go strafing Usama Bin Laden in.

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POOF! You were granted a real warbird, but when you got it going in the air, it became way too fast for you to control and you exploded and crashed into a straight row of 15 buildings and suffered a horrifying death...

 

I wish I was able to do anything I wanted to...

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POOF! Granted.

So you can finally sodomize the gayest men in the world. Your are now a happy man.

 

I wish I'd find the strength to study a little bit before my C exam in 2 hours...

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POOF!

You get all the inner strength you need, but then you forget what you wanted to study..

 

 

I wish I could skate ..

 

*POOF*

 

You are given ice skates, and then instantly know how to skate, but then suddenly you find yourself virtualy transported to

SSCE Hockey Zone where you get your !@#$%^&* kicked on a multi-second basis til you get kicked for getting killed too many times in a row without shooting, disappearing from all existance.

 

I wish Steve Irwin were still alive.

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POOF! You were granted a real warbird, but when you got it going in the air, it became way too fast for you to control and you exploded and crashed into a straight row of 15 buildings and suffered a horrifying death...

 

I wish I was able to do anything I wanted to...

 

 

*POOF*

 

You just had sex with a 14 year old Natalie Portman, having the greatest sex of your life but then you get nailed by the cops, tossed into a cell with a black guy named sprinkles and he has sex with you on a nightly basis, having the greatest sex of his life...

 

I wish that I were an ascended human with really cool ascended human powers.

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POOF! You were granted a real warbird, but when you got it going in the air, it became way too fast for you to control and you exploded and crashed into a straight row of 15 buildings and suffered a horrifying death...

 

I wish I was able to do anything I wanted to...

 

 

*POOF*

 

You just had sex with a 14 year old Natalie Portman, having the greatest sex of your life but then you get nailed by the cops, tossed into a cell with a black guy named sprinkles and he has sex with you on a nightly basis, having the greatest sex of his life...

 

 

LOL

 

 

POOF YOUR WISH WAS GRANTED BUT THEN YOU DIED.

 

 

 

I wish I had sex with a dog.

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LOL

 

POOF YOUR WISH WAS GRANTED BUT THEN YOU DIED.

 

I wish I had sex with a dog.

 

*Po0f* Your wish was granted, you had sex with the dog, but that dog had some human-killing STDs and you end up killing off all of the people you sleep with.

 

I wish I had a big one ;) *wink*wink*

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