Corrupt a Wish

[★ 1587200]

Ok, in this game, you present the group with a wish of yours, and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish.

 

example:

Person 1- I wish that I could get straight A's.

Person 2- POOF! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!

 

I wish I could have a dog.

Person 3- SHAZAM! You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it.

 

I wish I could be a faster runner.

 

etc...I'll start this off:

 

 

I wish I had a larger computer desk.

[🜲 PoLiX]

POOF! Bigger Computer desk, but it is so big you can't reach the keyboard or see the monitor.

 

I wish I could get another car

[★ 1587200]

POOF! You have a new car, but on your way home from picking it up, a heard of rhinoceroses blind slides you from the right while you were lighting a smoke, and rips your trunk off. After you get out of the mangled mess, there are people and cops all around, but they're not wondering if you're ok, they're wondering why there's 4 dead bodies in what's left of your trunk. You go to jail for four consecutive life sentances where you get raped by a large black man named Sprinkes who makes you his !@#$%^&* for the rest of your life.

 

I wish public restrooms didn't have toilet paper which hurt so much.

[Endrance]

POOF! You have a new car, but on your way home from picking it up, a heard of rhinoceroses blind slides you from the right while you were lighting a smoke, and rips your trunk off. After you get out of the mangled mess, there are people and cops all around, but they're not wondering if you're ok, they're wondering why there's 4 dead bodies in what's left of your trunk. You go to jail for four consecutive life sentances where you get raped by a large black man named Sprinkes who makes you his !@#$%^&* for the rest of your life.

 

I wish public restrooms didn't have toilet paper which hurt so much.

LOL that was realy disturbing to my ears

 

 

POOF! 10 naked hookers surrounding you with huge hooters and all of them have crabs and hurpies you think your going to get gangbanged they all end up kicking your !@#$%^&* take your money and your shoes, you end up not having sex ever becaues you seen 10 hookers naked kicked your !@#$%^&* and you end up with craps in your eyebrows and herpes all over your body, so you wanted to be gay so you killed a cop to go to prison.... you drop the soap constatly so you can get !@#$%^&* raped but you have herpes and craps so now body wants to rape you so then you go to a night club which was packed with the uglist girl's in the world. they all end up leaving and saying go kill your self.... so you go home and look at the mirror and you noticed it started to crack and you said "NO PLZ I WISH I JUST HAD SOME PU$$Y" ..... at 2 in the morning all of a sudden the door was broke open and two simiz twins come in and they are 1000 pounds each and one is a guy and the other is a girl and they say !@#$%^&* WE WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE UGLIST MOTHER FCKER AROUND......

 

I wish everyone could pee siting down with out being criticised of being gay

 

(sry for spelling)

[★ Dav]

POOF! you only wish this because you cant take the fact your penis is too small to hold and aim

 

I wish my PC would stop crashing

[★ candygirl]

POOF! your pc stoped crashing then all your power was shut off for not paying your power bill.

 

I wish i had my own game server.

[★ 1587200]

*PooF!* You have your own game server, but the IP the datacenter gave you was previously owned by a mail bomber, and is banned by all the major ISPs.

 

I wish I had a larger TV.

[Manus Celer Dei]

You have a larger TV! but it only displays the picture upside-down.

[★ 1587200]

Manus, please read the first post and try again.

[Deathboy-evil]

I guess I'll start this back up, I wish girls wouldn't lead guys on and expect to remain friends.

[Confess]

Poof! Wish granted, but in the process you become Michael Jackson's !@#$%^&*!

 

I wish I was the richest person.

[★ candygirl]

Poof! your the richest person but end up losing it all playing poker.

 

I wish this would end

[★ D1st0rt]

POOF! It ends, but then a new repeat thread is started

 

http://d1st0rt.sscentral.com/media/corndog.jpg

[scarface.nl]

SHAZAMBIZZLE D1stort monster got his corndog, but the corndog was alive and ate him. I miss you buddy.

 

I wish I had a magic carpet.

[★ Dav]

POOF! even if you had that weapon in worms Armageddon id still kick your !@#$%^&*

 

i wish people would read the rules before posting

[Yavaris]

Poof! Everyone starts reading them, but they all just ignore them.

 

I wish I could wish again.

[Deathboy-evil]

POOF! You got your wish, but in the process of wishing for another, you became greedy and god took all your wishes away.

 

I wish I had powers , so I could fly, and be immortal.

[Confess]

Poof! You got your wish, but you fly so high and become so immortal that you die in the process!

 

I wish I had a million wishes and nothing bad could happen, nor could they be taken away from me.

[★ Dav]

POOF! you could have had your wish but the genie got bored of waiting and gave them to a 6y/o instead.

[Confess]

No, because that would be "bad". Cant do that, its against my wish.

[Shrop]

(you suck at this)

I wish i could get off my !@#$%^&* and take showers more often

[Endrance]

POOF!! granted but there's a secret camrea recording you pissing in the shower the recorder puts it on the internet and every know's who you are so the lady's think your gay and the old fat guy's praise you and say you had the courge for what we couldnt tell any body for

 

i wish i could be standing up

[★ candygirl]

POOF!! you can stand up but as soon as you do the toilet seat falls down and kills you.

 

I wish had a BMW

[★ D1st0rt]

POOF!! You have a BMW... and a monthly BMW payment

 

I wish for the next person to post to not corrupt my wish

[Deathboy-evil]

POOF! Your wish has been granted but this person is too evil and has overpowered your wish and says GG D1ST0RT!

 

I wish I could fly and we had hovercars