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A dead man had one final earthly act before moving on.

 

Fire officials said the six-hundred pound man was in being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven.

 

The body fluids seeped out onto the floor and ignited causing a fire at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City.

 

"Those fluids can be very flammable," said Scott Freitag of the Salt Lake City fire department. "Sort of like a grease fire."

 

An employee used an extinguisher to put out the fire.

 

The room is self-contained and has its own drainage system.

 

"There really is no risk or a hazard of it getting into the sewer system, the water system or into the general public," said Freitag.

 

Firefighters rarely see these kind of fires.

 

But they say a six-hundred-pound body can create problems during a cremation.

 

"It really does condense or breaks down that fat into a greasy product, just like a grease fire," said Freitag. "Only a little bit can cause a flame to go up."

 

The crematorium is back in business and the funeral director said they'll notify the family to !@#$%^&*ure them their loved one wasn't harmed.

http://www.abc4.com/local_news/local_headl...67-2EEA839D3D98

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Hey look it's Gravitron.
Ah hahahaha!
Watch video http://images.fok.nl/s/static.gif
How large is this vid, because it's not playing in Firefox...I just get the Channel 4 Loading... logo.

 

Edit: nvm, works in IE. Stupid IE friendly sites.

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Nice try re!@#$%^&*, but we all know it's your father.

 

 

GJ lazy fatso yankees. Eat more McCraplands.

I'm probably thinner than most of you.

And I only weigh 55 kgs. Suck it, blue.

Posted
Your rebuttals are weak! Where is the hate? Perhaps you are spending too much energy on trying to see around your humongous nose.
OH !@#$%^&*!
Posted

Tell you what, while I scratch my humangoose nose you can blow my cir!@#$%^&*cized penis.

Suck it blue.

 

If you want hate, you'll have to do better than just being a re!@#$%^&*.

This place is crawling with reASSS, I'm not impressed.

Posted

Wtf why are penises brought into this thread. Where is your motivation for introducing such an appendage. Oh, no, forgive me. You see, most of us don't !@#$%^&*ociate this forum with jerking off. But apparently there are exceptions.

 

I am done.

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