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... You sit in traffic wishing you had unlimited repels to clear everyone out of your way.

... When you get a ticket for parking on the grass you say "But I was in a safe zone!"

... You chase red cars, shoot at blue cars, and yell at yellow cars for help

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LOL, I love the gr!@#$%^&* one.. lmao.. haha

 

...when you hit a wall you make the bounce sound or when you shoot you make the shooting sounds...

...when you go skydiving, you act like your using a rocket

...when you wish you were in 2 places at once, like school and a party. You wish you had a decoy for school...

 

lol the gr!@#$%^&* one was funny though..

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... you're in the grocery store and you start dodgeing people, kids, carts, etc as if you were fraying in EG.

 

... you get so angry at work that you want a Gauntlet burst to kill everyone around you, or a thor to take out your boss while he sits in his office.

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10. You have ever played a game of SubSpace for more than 24 hours.

09. You don't have macros because you can type that fast now.

08. Your girlfriend calls your computer the "2nd woman"

07. You forgot you turned on ?log and have a 40Mb session.log file

06. You can predict what a green will give you

05. You completely refuse to tell anyone your usage

04. You have so much trash around your computer you need a snowshouvel to get to the fridge.

03. It's never occured to you to wonder why there are walls inspace.

02. You made a 'Songs I like hearing when playing SS' playlist

And the #1 way to tell

01. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "DID YOU SEE THAT FREAKING LAGGER GO THROUGH THOSE MINES!"

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...you wish for a stealth and a cloak combo when paintballing.

...you feel like using afterburners in high speed sports.

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10. You have ever played a game of SubSpace for more than 24 hours.

09. You don't have macros because you can type that fast now.

08. Your girlfriend calls your computer the "2nd woman"

07. You forgot you turned on ?log and have a 40Mb session.log file

06. You can predict what a green will give you

05. You completely refuse to tell anyone your usage

04. You have so much trash around your computer you need a snowshouvel to get to the fridge.

03. It's never occured to you to wonder why there are walls inspace.

02. You made a 'Songs I like hearing when playing SS' playlist

And the #1 way to tell

01. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "DID YOU SEE THAT FREAKING LAGGER GO THROUGH THOSE MINES!"

 

4/10.. Not bad. blum.gif

 

The last one is a usual thing for me.. I don't have to wake up to say that. ;)

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10. You have ever played a game of SubSpace for more than 24 hours.

09. You don't have macros because you can type that fast now.

08. Your girlfriend calls your computer the "2nd woman"

07. You forgot you turned on ?log and have a 40Mb session.log file

06. You can predict what a green will give you

05. You completely refuse to tell anyone your usage

04. You have so much trash around your computer you need a snowshouvel to get to the fridge.

03. It's never occured to you to wonder why there are walls inspace.

02. You made a 'Songs I like hearing when playing SS' playlist

And the #1 way to tell

01. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "DID YOU SEE THAT FREAKING LAGGER GO THROUGH

 

oh crap 6/10.... i need help!

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10. You have ever played a game of SubSpace for more than 24 hours.

09. You don't have macros because you can type that fast now.

08. Your girlfriend calls your computer the "2nd woman"

07. You forgot you turned on ?log and have a 40Mb session.log file

06. You can predict what a green will give you

05. You completely refuse to tell anyone your usage

04. You have so much trash around your computer you need a snowshouvel to get to the fridge.

03. It's never occured to you to wonder why there are walls inspace.

02. You made a 'Songs I like hearing when playing SS' playlist

And the #1 way to tell

01. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "DID YOU SEE THAT FREAKING LAGGER GO THROUGH THOSE MINES!"

 

lmao the last one is just too funny

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10. You have ever played a game of SubSpace for more than 24 hours.

09. You don't have macros because you can type that fast now.

08. Your girlfriend calls your computer the "2nd woman"

07. You forgot you turned on ?log and have a 40Mb session.log file

06. You can predict what a green will give you

05. You completely refuse to tell anyone your usage

04. You have so much trash around your computer you need a snowshouvel to get to the fridge.

03. It's never occured to you to wonder why there are walls inspace.

02. You made a 'Songs I like hearing when playing SS' playlist

And the #1 way to tell

01. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "DID YOU SEE THAT FREAKING LAGGER GO THROUGH THOSE MINES!"

 

1/10 :( There must be other symptoms undiscovered...

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10. You have ever played a game of SubSpace for more than 24 hours.

09. You don't have macros because you can type that fast now.

08. Your girlfriend calls your computer the "2nd woman" (not just coz of conti)

07. You forgot you turned on ?log and have a 40Mb session.log file(didnt forget it but my logfile is over 200mb's now

06. You can predict what a green will give you

05. You completely refuse to tell anyone your usage

04. You have so much trash around your computer you need a snowshouvel to get to the fridge.

03. It's never occured to you to wonder why there are walls inspace.

02. You made a 'Songs I like hearing when playing SS' playlist

01. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "DID YOU SEE THAT FREAKING LAGGER GO THROUGH THOSE MINES!"

 

 

 

Yep addicted. But im a adict to the computer. Not just subspace since i hardly play. (6/10)

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10. You have ever played a game of SubSpace for more than 24 hours.

09. You don't have macros because you can type that fast now.

08. Your girlfriend calls your computer the "2nd woman"

07. You forgot you turned on ?log and have a 40Mb session.log file

06. You can predict what a green will give you

05. You completely refuse to tell anyone your usage

04. You have so much trash around your computer you need a snowshouvel to get to the fridge.

03. It's never occured to you to wonder why there are walls inspace.

02. You made a 'Songs I like hearing when playing SS' playlist

And the #1 way to tell

01. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "DID YOU SEE THAT FREAKING LAGGER GO THROUGH THOSE MINES!"

 

(7/10) Well 5 is mostly because I really don't know anymore because I've forgotten the passes to my early accounts lol

 

And for anyone who says #8...you and I must have a talk!!! Those japanese toys that you plug into your usb ports really are dangerous!!!

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...when your friends only use your ss nick to refer to you irl.

Haha theres a player named "dh" whos dad is "slooped" and whos grandfather is "trafdlo" (oldfart backwards).

 

I asked him if they every call each there aliases irl and he said yes laugh.gif

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ROFL

...your speakers/sound go out so you start making the sounds yourself

...you have ever 'imagined' the %12 lady on a lonely night

...sex reminds you of wormholes/vice versa (a fast ride followed by total energy drain)

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