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<-- Secure enough to say I do so happen to have a penis...and am lacking a !@#$%^&*oris. Ahem. Sux for those of u who have both...def makes masterbation a two handed ordeal...kinda like patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time...yeah exactly like that.
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Not really.. i'd just stick a vibrator or two in my vagina, and then jerk myself off. Or I'd stick my balls inside my vagina, and when I pump i'll be sure to be rough so my balls move around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Could I impregnate myself..?

it's all a joke.
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Could I impregnate myself..?
Try it, what comes out would be an exact replica of yourself and then when it grows up you can have clone sex and be like "i'm so beautiful that i !@#$%^&* myself" and then maybe harvest your clone for organs when you get older... in fact you could keep making clones and live forever.

 

kinda like patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time...yeah exactly like that.
lol priceless.
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You call him a stupid brit when you're the one who can't understand what he's saying?

-Lucozade

 

kentbrockm> what is team tournament?

pernille> like 2v2 kent

kentbrockm> ah

kentbrockm> wanna be my partner, pern?

pernille> lol

pernille> i suck

kentbrockm> good habbit for a gal your age.

Autofire> lol

Explody Th> Omg kent

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Incomplete> ?find MikeTheNose

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