Emblazon Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Inspired by Comedy Central, I'd like to start a monthly roast of players. To start things off, welcome to the SSCU 17th Parallel Roast of Delic! Quote
Emblazon Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Posted August 20, 2006 do you people know what a roast is? Quote
larrythehamster Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 I have no idea what a roast is, I guess it's some american thing. Quote
CreatiX Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 thats some kind of sex toy. You naken someone and put him on the roaster. Hes free for public use then. Quote
Trip' Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 William Shatner's Roast was brilliant lastnight. Wow, that was a great roast! If they rerun it, dont miss out, watch it!!! Quote
NBVegita Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 Kinda hard to do one of these online... Quote
X`terrania Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 I think I saw one on Dennis Leary. So what you're saying, we make fun of delic just to congratulate him on his re!@#$%^&*edness? Quote
The Cubbies Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 Ok I'll start one, Delic is sooo bald, ... Oh and here's another, Delic's mom is so skinny ... feel free to finish them. Quote
Aileron Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Delic is the 1337est player in 17th that never comes out of spectator mode. Quote
nahtaiveL gniK Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Remember that time Delic said something about putting Old sets up? Also, why is it a Roast? I like stuff baked and some fried, or grilled. Quote
Telson Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 this is kinda pointless, kinda like Delic's theorys on how to run 17th Better.. haha gg Quote
Trip' Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Deliq> good news xorxDeliq> I have figured out a way you can join us and still stay loyal to egDeliq> you take some players with you!!XorX> itz and I were talking about that actuallyXorX> We've both forgotten how you join a new squadXorX> So sorry :/Deliq> ohDeliq> I found a solution to that xorxTelson> is it sex?XorX> s..sex? I've heard about that!Deliq> i can teach uDeliq> how to change squads, not about sexTelson> lmaoXorX> lol The unexperienced Delic....so sad... Quote
Delic Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 I'm sorry I don't have experience in homosexuality, feel free to share your wisdom. I'm sure you know all about this kind of sodomy! Quote
Trip' Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Where was Tiq mentioned in that conversation??? Huh??? Nowhere! So homosexuality is not involved Delic Quote
The Cubbies Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 This conversation came after I entered 17th and found 10+ people sitting in spec bored. I decided to host. Here is prophet Delic's (the saviour of 17th) response when pretty soon we have something actually happening [heaven forbid that a staff member actually helped]. I added a screenshot for dramatic effect. Delic> GHEY SH1T Delic> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT'S MORE THAN 4VS4 Delic> YOU SUKK CUBS Saty> wtf is going on how come there are so many people here Quote
Delic Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Aw, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings Cubs. I didn't mean it. Quote
The Cubbies Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Feeling = not hurt. The point was more to take away any validity of your comments. Quote
Delic Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 The comments I make when I'm playing and make a bad move or get owned are usually pretty sarcastic.So the validity of my comments is relative, it depends on what point of view you look at it from.It's funny you included Saty, because he'd understand.. Example; Saty> wtf Saty> fu delic Saty> god !@#$%^&* newb Saty> i hate you Saty> if delic was swimming in the ocean Saty> and he suddenly became fatigued and had trouble swimming Saty> I WOULDNT SAVE HIM Saty> I WOULDNT HELP HIM Saty> I WOULDNT EVEN THINK OF IT Cokey Flo> Lol saty epox> lol saty Saty> IN FACT Delic> you're a bad swimmer too Saty> what Saty> no Saty> i'm canadian Saty> i swim in the freezing lake ontario Saty> every day Saty> and fish It is also pretty sad that the funniest input in this thread was the log I told Telson to post on the Convo thread.. Come on guys! I expect better quality of Delic Parody. I'll include edited pictures of me that others made, to spice up the poor content on this thread. http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/593/borgdelicak9.jpg Made by Telson in the Feroce days. http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2449/ziobonejq5.jpg Back when I was Zio Bone. http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5629/ziomatrixyh6.jpg Made by DSB player Noobius. http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3928/ziotrumpetpz6.jpg Made by DSB player JEDI>Guru. http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1802/ziotubbyap7.jpg Made by Telson (he's the teletubby in the back checking my !@#$%^&* out.) Quote
Tiq Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 Where was Tiq mentioned in that conversation??? Huh??? Nowhere! So homosexuality is not involved Delic Since when was TiQ the authority on all things sodomy? :woo: Quote
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