SSCU 17th Parallel Roast

[Emblazon]

Inspired by Comedy Central, I'd like to start a monthly roast of players. To start things off, welcome to the SSCU 17th Parallel Roast of Delic!

[larrythehamster]

Lols

We gonna roast delic?

[Delic]

I win again? wtf

[Emblazon]

do you people know what a roast is?

[Trip']

$5 on Delic!

[larrythehamster]

I have no idea what a roast is, I guess it's some american thing.

[CreatiX]

thats some kind of sex toy. You naken someone and put him on the roaster. Hes free for public use then.

[Trip']

William Shatner's Roast was brilliant lastnight. Wow, that was a great roast! If they rerun it, dont miss out, watch it!!!

[NBVegita]

Kinda hard to do one of these online...

[X`terrania]

I think I saw one on Dennis Leary. So what you're saying, we make fun of delic just to congratulate him on his re!@#$%^&*edness?

[🜲 Samapico]

I cant wait for my own roast!

[The Cubbies]

Ok I'll start one, Delic is sooo bald, ...

 

Oh and here's another, Delic's mom is so skinny ...

 

feel free to finish them.

[Delic]

lol

[Aileron]

Delic is the 1337est player in 17th that never comes out of spectator mode.

[nahtaiveL gniK]

Remember that time Delic said something about putting Old sets up?

 

Also, why is it a Roast? I like stuff baked and some fried, or grilled.

[Delic]

lol <3

[Telson]

this is kinda pointless, kinda like Delic's theorys on how to run 17th Better.. haha gg

[Trip']

Deliq> good news xorx

Deliq> I have figured out a way you can join us and still stay loyal to eg

Deliq> you take some players with you!!

XorX> itz and I were talking about that actually

XorX> We've both forgotten how you join a new squad

XorX> So sorry :/

Deliq> oh

Deliq> I found a solution to that xorx

Telson> is it sex?

XorX> s..sex? I've heard about that!

Deliq> i can teach u

Deliq> how to change squads, not about sex

Telson> lmao

XorX> lol

 

 

The unexperienced Delic....so sad...

[Delic]

I'm sorry I don't have experience in homosexuality, feel free to share your wisdom.

 

I'm sure you know all about this kind of sodomy!

[Trip']

Where was Tiq mentioned in that conversation??? Huh??? Nowhere! So homosexuality is not involved Delic

[The Cubbies]

This conversation came after I entered 17th and found 10+ people sitting in spec bored. I decided to host. Here is prophet Delic's (the saviour of 17th) response when pretty soon we have something actually happening [heaven forbid that a staff member actually helped]. I added a screenshot for dramatic effect.

 

Delic> GHEY SH1T

Delic> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT'S MORE THAN 4VS4

Delic> YOU SUKK CUBS

Saty> wtf is going on how come there are so many people here

[Delic]

Aw, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings Cubs. I didn't mean it.

[The Cubbies]

Feeling = not hurt.

 

The point was more to take away any validity of your comments.

[Delic]

The comments I make when I'm playing and make a bad move or get owned are usually pretty sarcastic.

So the validity of my comments is relative, it depends on what point of view you look at it from.

It's funny you included Saty, because he'd understand..

 

Example;

 

Saty> wtf

Saty> fu delic

Saty> god !@#$%^&* newb

Saty> i hate you

Saty> if delic was swimming in the ocean

Saty> and he suddenly became fatigued and had trouble swimming

Saty> I WOULDNT SAVE HIM

Saty> I WOULDNT HELP HIM

Saty> I WOULDNT EVEN THINK OF IT

Cokey Flo> Lol saty

epox> lol saty

Saty> IN FACT

Delic> you're a bad swimmer too

Saty> what

Saty> no

Saty> i'm canadian

Saty> i swim in the freezing lake ontario

Saty> every day

Saty> and fish

 

It is also pretty sad that the funniest input in this thread was the log I told Telson to post on the Convo thread..

 

Come on guys! I expect better quality of Delic Parody.

 

I'll include edited pictures of me that others made, to spice up the poor content on this thread.

 

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/593/borgdelicak9.jpg

 

Made by Telson in the Feroce days.

 

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2449/ziobonejq5.jpg

 

Back when I was Zio Bone.

 

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5629/ziomatrixyh6.jpg

 

Made by DSB player Noobius.

 

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3928/ziotrumpetpz6.jpg

 

Made by DSB player JEDI>Guru.

 

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1802/ziotubbyap7.jpg

 

Made by Telson (he's the teletubby in the back checking my !@#$%^&* out.)

[Tiq]

Where was Tiq mentioned in that conversation??? Huh??? Nowhere! So homosexuality is not involved Delic

 

Since when was TiQ the authority on all things sodomy? :woo: