Greased_Lightning Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 *I walk up to Chuck Norris holding a puppy**I implode as Chuck sends little roundhouse kicks to my brain through his steely gaze**The Puppy melts**The moral? Never walk up to Chuck holding a puppy. Chuck hates cute.* -The movie 'Armageddon' is actually based on the last time Chuck Norris masturbated. Quote
Synister Posted April 3, 2006 Report Posted April 3, 2006 *Goes Kung Fu**Chuck Norris trips me**I die.* Quote
Aileron Posted April 5, 2006 Author Report Posted April 5, 2006 Greased, I'm not quite sure that last joke obeyed this topic's rules about PG-13 content only....oh well. *sneaks into nearby army base and steals a tank**drives tank up to Chuck Norris**blasts Chuck Norris with the main turret gun**when the dust settles, all that remains is a smoking crater* "Woot! I beat Chuck Norris" *starts celebrating by dancing around in stupid ways* *Chuck Norris suddenly steps out from behind the tank and knocks me down with a single punch**Chuck Norris then loads me into the cannon and shoots Iran's nuclear reactor* *Chuck Norris receives a Nobel Peace Prize for averting a potential international incident.* Quote
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