Caerbannog

Assassins hold the title once again. Season 36 will start at an undecided date. Why? Because there are a few things that should be handled before season 36. Like someone rewriting the rule about using more than three lives and/or otherwise cheating in league. I believe hallu is looking to fix a few issues on the bots, and someone will mention something about ship settings for sure. Plus the league format has to be decided. Fairly sure it'll remain close to what it is, though. Anyways, post here or message me in-game (on Caerbannog+, I don't really ever log on to my other names) about joining, returning, etc. Season 35 squads before playoffs (11): OUTLAWSThe DarkCritical MassAssassinsLlamasBackarrowEGODiscombobulate - not returningDropshipsStarFire EliteBeastfu Returning (8 + 5 new): Backarrow Critical Mass StarFire Elite Dropships, Flying Ships, Drop Doctors, Team Penis, who knows. Llamas beastfu Assassins, Mop messaged me in-game. The Dark, ?message from jocker New squads (4): Symphony -- Peeking Duck? Sterling -- Seismic -- Happy Mob??!? Cosmic Rift -- GhostBuster17 WTF? - homie "Slopships" Not returning (1): Motorzep Discombobulate

By slightly more in tune you mean Critical Mass lost two pracs vs. Llamas before the game. That's like saying Critical Mass were more in tune a few Sundays ago when Outlaws ran into leviathan bombs for no apparent reason

3pm: Critical Mass vs. Assassins 4v4b 1287255 Discombobulate vs. StarFire Elite 4v4c 1287256 4pm: more of the same if necessary. If the games finish at 3pm you can head over to ?go powerball to play with 9-Volt's balls.

No. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weak_force

We don't want to get burned on Sunday when Critical Mass play Assassins for the title. Adjust the schedule and the bot(s). You're not that much of an idiot as you sat and watched us beat Outlaws, and Assassins beat The Dark in the semi-finals last weekend. You must be salty, get over it donkey mouth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWS4Eu8E2z4 Sure. Or I picked the wrong the wrong squad from the drop down menu you useless nigger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YUmU-GrT30

3pm: PRO: The Dark vs. Assassins -- 1286835 AML: Discombobulate vs. StarFire Elite -- 1286836 4pm: both games, maybe 5pm: third game, maybe One game minimum, you can no longer cause BYE rounds for other squads so if you want to play more, so be it.

#worth

As for why the ban is in place: 1) The league rules state that actions after a death are bannable, even in practices. 2) People have been banned for this before* 3) Ozn's repel actually pushed back Outlaws' players and projectiles.** 4) It really does not matter that it was Outlaws / Critical Mass / Ozn. Sadly, what matters is that I was there. If it was in some other arena, and I'd only be getting these posts from High Gain saying "I was no there, but ples no bannerino" then it would be hard to judge. Is it damn unfortunate that Ozn's client lagged the death packet, so he floated in place after dying? Sure. Is it his fault? no. Should that matter in the ruling? I don't think so. 90 days excessive? Maybe. Or he attached and repelled. But it looks like he just floated past the death. *I banned Legacy for this, or possibly for just being a douche in a prac in general. ** So there goes the "it did not effect the game" clause. EDIT: Oh and I'm not planning to reply to too many people on this. Nor did I read all of the posts. They seem to discuss people's salaries, SS history, SFE's interesting 13-0 win (they got a kill on a person after !setscore and before !refend, the bots aren't perfect and I don't use macros to not hit the incorrect one).

He was on earlier today and ignored everything. We need a new SysOp. I propose we all stop playing in Caer's league and run our own with 9-Volt. Boycott! Hey I second that motion. Too bad 9-Volt isn't interested. Also I proprose you get the council working. Boycott!

3pm: EGO vs StarFire Elite 4v4b 1286537The Dark vs Assassins 4v4c 1286538OUTLAWS vs Critical Mass 4v4d 1286539 Discombobulate vs Dropships 4v4e 1286540 4pm:All the same match-ups, if necessary.

All games are game 1 in a best of 3 series. Only this single game will be played this weekend, so it's not even a huge deal if you miss it to watch something as boring as soccer. 3pm: EGO vs. StarFire Elite -- 1286174 The Dark vs. Assassins -- 1286175 4pm: Outlaws vs. Critical Mass -- 1286176 Discombobulate vs. Dropships -- 1286177 beastfu, Llamas and Backarrow were eliminated. Good season and all that stuff. Apparently NFS started something on Season 36 on the council forum... might want to check that. (I still didn't, so I have no idea what I'm advertising here)

The playoffs continue! Two matches this weekend (if necessary). The pro games last weekend were both sort of kind of tight at least for a while. Asses, SFE and Critical Mass up by 1. 3pm:Assassins vs Llamas 4v4b 1285911StarFire Elite vs Beastfu 4v4c 1285912Critical Mass vs Backarrow 4v4d 1285913 4pm:Assassins vs Llamas 4v4b StarFire Elite vs Beastfu 4v4c Critical Mass vs Backarrow 4v4d Scheduled as needed to prevent as many bot issues as possible. Also they might not be needed.

Kingnewbie picked Critical Mass vs. Backarrow for Outlaws No word from EGO, 15 minutes to games.

Edited in. EGO picks their poison (by Sunday)

I'm having a lot of fun reading all of Three's posts and trying to figure out exactly how fucked up he is =)

Three you should double your dose of whatever medication you're on. They are not working. You are replying to things that were never even written here. Like "my" team being undefeated? Where did you get that? And while I don't have massive input on anything Outlaws related, it would feel silly to keep typing about them in third person. Meanwhile you make it seem like you = your entire team. Respect your teammates much? Plus I guess you forgot about Requiem? You weren't exactly in PRO finals with them. You gave Nuke their first two kills in your semi-finals game. But hey, at least you're man enough to " I would rather blow it myself than sit back and watch it happen." I mean, I'm sure your teams really appreciate that too. If anything, they get a free "If only Three hadn't blown it" card. Or you were referring to blowing actual real life cocks, in which case I'll stick with video material, but you might want to talk to Crayzee, he was online about a week ago. Three posts in a row to reply to three different people is quite the achievement though, want a cookie? But seriously, you can't find a single flaw with anything you do, the way you act, or anything. P.S. Which Adolf are you referring to, who hated black people a whole lot? I don't remember such a person.

1 OUTLAWS 10-1 74 0.524 2 The Dark 9-2 63 0.524 ----- TD has the H2H over Critical Mass and are thus #2. 3 Critical Mass 9-2 70 0.524 4 Assassins 8-3 62 0.527 5 Llamas 6-5 20 0.527 6 Backarrow 6-5 12 0.527 ------- Llamas have the H2H over Backarrow, so this is the correct order. 7 EGO 5-6 -36 0.527 8 Discombobulate 4-7 -13 0.524 (12-4 vs. Dropships, 7-12 vs. SFE) 9 Dropships 4-7 -16 0.524 (4-12 vs. Discombobulate, 12-5 vs. SFE) 10 StarFire Elite 4-7 -29 0.527 (12-7 vs. Discombobulate, 5-12 vs. Dropships) 11 Beastfu 1-10 -85 0.524 14 Port Llast 0-5 -50 0.496 15 BYE Round 0-6 -72 0.519 Discombobulate gets +8 and -5, which is about +3. Dropships gets -8 and +7, which should be close to -1. StarFire Elite gets +5 and -7, which I googled to be -2. EGO has 2 no-shows total. Versus Discombobulate and Critical Mass. The "no-show" vs. SFE is a forfeit.. they had 3 present, both squads opted for them to try for 4 for the other slot.. never happened. Port Llast sadly did not finish the season. Congratulations to Nguyenlaws for #winning another regular season, bringing it up to 5 or 6 or so in a row. Good luck to everyone in the playoff series. We'll play them in a one game - two games fashion to ensure they all end on a single date, minimizing bye rounds. #1-2 BYEs, Outlaws pick the match-up they want their semi opponents from (def. Ass vs. Llama): #3 Critical Mass vs. #6 Backarrow #4 Assassins vs. #5 Llamas #7-9 BYE Round, EGO picks the opponent or match-up of their choice, the other pairing is a given. Default winner of SFE vs. beastfu. #10 StarFire Elite vs. #11 beastfu All games part of best of 3 series -- will get these on the bots when I get home. 3pm: Critical Mass vs. Backarrow -- 1285602 4pm: Assassins vs. Llamas -- 1285603 StarFire Elite vs. beastfu -- 1285604 EDIT: For EGO, what NFS asked

Yeah and my team is still number 1 assuming we score more points than our opponents in games. Pew pew pew. It's quite amazing how delusional you are. I guess you forgot about all those times you either jumped squads with a few players after you had no chance of being in the playoffs. And the times you quit on your squad after everything didn't go according to plan? Oh and I'd much rather watch Mindriot vs. Joe Jr. if their squads have people show up, than watch Assassins vs. The Dark part 65 with the same players over and over. However, I'd rather play vs. either of the latter squads. Or would've rather done so back when I almost cared. Either way, Three is a useless dick, don't mind him

3pm: The Dark - BYE Round - 1285252 Dropships - Assassins - 1285253 EGO - Critical Mass - 1285254 4pm: OUTLAWS - Discombobulate - 1285255 Backarrow - beastfu - 1285256 Llamas - StarFire Elite - 1285257 Last round of regular season. Top 6 move on to PRO with top 2 getting BYEs for the other 2 series'. Determining the top 2 looks like it might be real fun... yeeep, yep. The last two squads will play the only AML round to make it 4 teams by round 2 of AML playoffs.

EGO's game vs. SFE was technically a forfeit. So a 12-0 score but no no-show counter against them. They were there... they just didn't want to 3v4. Keep in mind that any game played vs. Port Llast before they dissolved will be set to 12-0 for whoever played against them.

"Cater the arenas to be for practicing for the layman and let the squads/vets adjust around that mindset" There's really no amount of bot code that would accomplish that. People aliased to be allowed back into Alpha after dying in chaos pub back in '97. Checking aliases isn't reliable either. Sadly we cannot program people. Well, I can't program a bot either, but that's beside the point ;P

You're about 10 years too late. You are basically stuck with learning with your squad. The chances of having a good prac even with "good" players in it are close to zero. One or two will just be drooling at the mouth and mash F3 screaming ZDEATHXJENKINS. The best bit about the suicidal vets is how they are still picked over someone who is actually trying to play. Disabling !forcecap doesn't solve the issue for as long as there are arenas the people playing can move to. That is what the previously did. I should add a sticky FAQ about this. Three, your squad is not #1, stop lying (huehuehuehuehue). I did not read most of the posts, but I have no idea why Nude For Satan could not have valuable input on rules/policies, regardless of his pracstats. You do realize half the rules that are keeping players from playing league (like kicking people past a certain point to replace them with others) are in place mostly because _you_ are the abusive dick that had us make them up? That's your true contribution to league you useless twat

3pm: Dropships - Llamas - 1284973 StarFire Elite - Backarrow - 1284974 beastfu - BYE Round - 1284975 4pm: The Dark - EGO - 1284976 Critical Mass - OUTLAWS - 1284977 Discombobulate - Assassins - 1284978

for historical ss meme purposes I feel like I'm supposed to say WORDS?