The Real Picard

OMG 17 high school girls all pregnant at the same time per the pact that they made! I wonder who the lucky fella was? Just imagine the child support he'll be paying!!!

Who cares if he is Arabic, Muslim, etc.? Are you saying all people from the middle east are bad, terrorists even? Leave it to a Christian to think other people from other countries and relgions are bad because they are not white Christians. Not worthy of any other reply than this.

Sounds like you need to get ahold of someone who knows what they're doing!

I saw an article yesterday that says Barrack is 46% Arabic... I bet this makes Osama Bin Laden Laugh out Loud, just imagine the 'teamwork' if Barrack actually gets elected! We're screwed!

If more than 4 out of the 12 games actually let you cash out and if there were more games there, I'm quite sure you'd see alot of activity. (shrug) You mean ALL of the effort I believe.

Why are you sitting on the pilots lap?!

Are there any improvements to the Casino in the works?

Amazingly, the background color of that monkey is the color of my poop!

Worst thing I've ever done was get hooked on daily internet usage instead of daily outdoor stuff IRL.

Let's hope sooner than later. Quit spamming you twerp! If you got nothing better to say, keep your mouth shut. Pul leeze... Uh oh... no bowl movement today!!!

Photo of my Poop! Check it out!

OMG! I just finished with this mornings bowel movement and it gets even stranger! My poop is now smelling like freshly cut flowers! Roses, Violets, almost like my wifes fine perfume! I was both in shock and awe when the first log (which I now call Gametime) falls each morning, to find this angelic of smells emitting from under my !@#$%^&*! Talking about tossing a salad, it's more like tossing fields of flowers now! In fact, closer examination of my stool showed small plant like buds emniating from the red moss outer s!@#$%^&*. This is the most unusual thing I've ever encountered in my life (not counting all the replies and comments on my poop that I find here). -Heh! Whats it all mean? I'm now noticing a reddish discoloration under my arms and what appears to be another moss like growth! I'm am clearly mutating - to what - only time will tell, I can only pray that I don't become Gametime, the lowest form of crap on this planet! What am I to do?

Just green beans isn't enough. You should know that for your age; you need folic acid. I don't care much for folic acid, I like lysurgic acid much more! Just green beans isn't enough. You should know that for your age; you need folic acid. You don't understand, I LIKE this feeling I get when I poop!

Well, since you asked... this morning I jumped out of bed and ran to the porcelain bus! I was ready! I dropped my boxers and sat down, with an ever slight push the first log dislogged and 'plopped' into the bowl! Wow! It was awesome! I jumped up and turned around to see the red mossy substance is now eveloping almost every milimeter of my stool! It is one of the coolest things I've ever created in my life (besides my children). I quickly sat back down, with a grin on my face which quickly turned into a wide smile as I let an even larger log plumet outta my butt sliding into the bowl as it dislogged from my rectum (a little splash of backwash sprayed underneath me). Again I just had to look! Yup, same thing a large red, mossy, fuzzy log laid there staring back up at me, almost smiling at me. The sensation of this most unusual feces falling from by bowels below me is simply undescribable! I found myself thinking of 'Gametime' wanting me to get a life when in fact I felt as if I was the creator of Gametime as I gazed into the bowl a third time and seeing his image in the 3rd log (I began wondering "could I ebay this poop and name it Gametime?!" but then realized it would be just as worthless as he and quickly dismissed the idea). As for my diet? Chicken, Fish, Tuna, Steak, Potatos, Vagina, Green Beans, Crystal Light (and her sister). Does that help at all? I'm considering setting up a video recorder and putting it on YOU TUBE. I bet Gametime would love that! Eh? Your thoughts???

Ok, like, well, er I'm kinda embarr!@#$%^&*ed but I don't know who else to ask. What does it mean if like, um, your poop is fuzzy? Mine has like a velvet red fuzz all around it. I noticed it quite by accident yesterday morning when my poop just slid out of my butt. I mean, it felt pleasurable, warm and fuzzy all over know what I mean? Anyways, I don't know if I should seek medical attention or not as well, it seems to be a nice thing. Again this morning, warm and fuzzy, almost made me chuckle as I dropped a few logs below me. I'm almost excitedly looking forward to tomorrow morning! Has anyone else experienced this? What does it mean??? Thanks for any input advice.

You know what, just remove that blasted Casino, I just won $75,000 in BlackJack (a phenominal record) and it wouldn't let me cash out! What a f'n waste of time! I'm sorry but I'm pissed!

HE knows if he's quitting

Are there going to be any improvements in the Casino in the forseeable future???

Hmmm... stupid, uselss and clean... ok Samapico, you remind me of a half full beer bottle!

Hmmm... o'tay.

wtf? old man, shut up i could pwn u any day of the week now that was rude i think an apology is in order And give me a break, an apology in the TRASH TALK FORUM?! Why dont we all just sit around and hold hands, we could sing KumBy-A together and roast some SMORES while we root each other on. WTF?! DEFINE TRASH TALK FORUM!!!

Correct me if I'm wrong but this IS the TRASH TALK forum correct? THEN WHY IN THE !@#$%^&* IS CREEMY HARR!@#$%^&*ING MY VIA PM'S TELLING ME NOT TO TRASH TALK IN IT? WOULD SOMEONE WITH SOME REAL POWER EXPLAIN AND DEFINE THE TERM 'TRASH TALK' TO CREEMY! Creemy I would appreciate it if you would post your sniveling comments HERE to my postings and replies in the Trash Talk forum and not cower behind a Private Message you WIKI MODERATOR, GEICO STEALING ICON moron! Thank you, drive through. PM FROM CREEMY (As a Warning for a reply in the Trash Talk forum) Is this turd abusing his power or not??? This is the second type of 'warning' he's sent me for no reason other than to show his 'power'. Anyone else getting any of these BS PM msgs???

that or you go behind everyone's back and delete the high records He also removes the games that the playah's love to play! It might be a wiser move to let him have his way...

Whatever! You changed it cuz it SUCKED plain and simple. You fuq'n loser. Go back to India!

That certainly ISN'T true... lmao.