MillenniumMan

Your wish is granted, but the milk and cookies that you left for santa got caught in his beard, and while he was wiping it out, some of it got smeared on his wish list. So when he read your name and what you wanted, he thought it said (M)ice instead of (N)ice. Now your house is infested, the f***ers are eating all the dry goods in your pantry and leaving poo pellets on your floor, rugs and mouth when you sleep. Chewing up your electrical wiring and cords for your computer, DVD player, cell phone charger and speakers.

too bad schizophrenia is not multi-personality disorder. wtf Your wish is granted however now the rest of the world hates us for being better than them because nobody else has a competent leader in office. In turn they wind up nuking the planet and we all die. I wish the nukes magically disappear to never return again. Your wish is granted, however... The nukes we had disappeared just as the Goa'uld were invading, leaving us completely defensless against their h'aTak cruisers and five large motherships in orbit. Now all we have to do is wait for the bombing sweeps to take us... I wish that various anime, hentai and manga characters were real and walking among us as real people doing what they normaly do in their own worlds.

It's Alabama, anyway thanks for ruining the spam topic. I'll respond to my own post then. My wish is granted, but I now have a new-found security. The FBI watches my every move and documents my web-browsing. I wish a new continuum client would come out finally. Your wish has been granted, but it turns out that lolclient becomes a complete disaster and a new client has to be coded again. I wish for ASSS to get polished up to Subgame2 quality/ease some day so that newbies could utilize AS3 as they can to Subgame2's fullest -- straight out of the box. Your wish is granted, however as word spread of this new game server, tens of thousands flocked to the new game all at once, overloading servers and bandwith that just couldn't take the newbs who came to play, thus crashing the whole SSnetwork at once. I wish George Romero and Tom Savini were my next door neighbors.

This has been done on other boards, but I couldn't find this here so here it goes: I'm going to post a wish, then when I've wished, you will grant my wish but offer me a consequence based around that wish. You then wish and the next one grants your wish with related consequences, and so on. The consequenses can be a related side effect or literal or both. IE: Wish: You wish for a hot dog with spicy mustard. Your wish is granted but it turns out that your psychotic b**** of a girlfriend microwaved your dog and served him to you for dinner without your realizing until you see that he's not at the kitchen table begging for bits of your dinner like he always does. Or: Your wish is granted but the spicy mustard enflames your ulcers that you didn't know you had and you wind up in the hospital and have to have surgery to fix your stomach. The bill is well over $30,000 Ok, on with the game! I wish I hadn't eaten at McDonalds this morning...

The perfect country to emigrate to: Has to be English-primary speaking. Stable economy that's backed by tangible assets such as gold/silver/paladium that's used in everyday commerce. Is duty-free. Has free/low cost services such as health, utilities, broadband internet that's uncensored and unlogged. Will allow the death penalty in extreme cases but will utilize less harmful prisoners as low cost labor to rehabilitate them. Won't overburden someone trying to start or expand their own business but won't allow bigbox companies to kill the mom&pop shops. Will not allow a party based political system, but make the individual run on his/her own merits. Will have natural resources worth capitalizing on, but not worth starting a war over (no oil deposits or the like) Can be energy self-sufficient (solar/hydrocline) Can be made into a technological superpower. Will allow Golden Retrievers and Dachshunds but not yorkies or szhitus (yappy f***ing dogs) Has a viable export industry five times greater than it's imports. There's got to be some large island or unclaimed part of something somewhere that all this can be done ladies and gents.

Can't believe I haven't noticed this before. I've really gotta keep up on the news more. That's only a couple of miles from the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) That spiral and jet stream are the accretion disk and jet plume from what can only be a micro black hole. Was there a shockwave without an explosion afterwards? If that's the case, if there was a shockwave without an explosion at the site of this... event, that would prove that either by design or as a byproduct, the guys at the LHC facility created a black hole. Thank God the center mass lost cohesion before things got too bad. Otherwise noone would be here to read this drivv.... Technical explaination. A simple comparison of the event and otherwise natural phenomena: http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/m87_jet.jpg A jet emenating from Galaxy M87 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00657/norway_657930a.jpg A shot of the incident http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/CMS_Higgs-event.jpg/180px-CMS_Higgs-event.jpg And the simulated event in their own computer of the Higs Boson Effect Also, and by no coincidence, this took place on Dec 14, 2009. They shut down the LHC about the same time and acheived final cooldown only 4 days later (can't just slam the brakes on something this size ya know) Verrrrrrrry bad things indeed.

Ok, a couple more recent onces of my daughter and future ruler of SubSpace... Pic 1 is Savannah on her first birthday. She's fallen asleep with cake in her hand. I'll upload that soon enough. The second one is with Santa. I'd rather have my daughter's picture taken with Satan than with this Santa! I have a creepy feeling about this guy, but Rachel thought this guy was ok... *zombies out* Must... kill.... Santa......

ALL PRAISE TO THE GOOGLE!! http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/298561.full.gif

Last night I decided to disassemble my laptop for the sake of arguing. I've never done this before, but I followed the guide specifically for my model, on a webpage using my iPhone. This computer is from 2005, and I use it just about every day. I smoke probably 10 cigarettes a day in front of it, while it's on my lap. When I looked inside, the only thing that had the TINIEST bit of a problem was the fan. It had a LITTLE dust on it, and i've NEVER had this thing serviced or cleaned out before. I was actually quite surprised. But I decided to clean the little bit of dust out with my can of air (such silly things we produce) and expected dust to blow out from underneath the fan.. nope! it was just on the fan blades. Needless to say, I've easily smoked over 1,000 cigarettes directly in front of my laptop, and it had no effect from the smoke on it. Just normal dust. Also note that this laptop has a Geforce Go 7300, Pentium dual-core T2080(1MB Cache/1.73GHz/533MHz FSB) Re assembling my laptop was a challenge in itself though, I literally had to take everything apart in order to get to the fan. http://support.dell.com/support/edocs/systems/ins6400/en/sm/fans.htm#wp1000550 Well I do not know what to say -- other than that others, from their own testimony, have reported grime and tar forming layers on their hardware. Perhaps for some people, depending on certain environmental conditions and factors, have more dust and air problems than others. I do know that in my room my machine gets filled with dust within like 4 to 6 months of time where I have to take it out to the air compressor and blow it all out. With the my air purifier running 24/7 in the same room, my computer is barely getting any dust. My mom's computer, a low-end Dell with 2 fans (one in the PSU and one in the upper back sucking air through the CPU heatsink and pushing it out), within less than a month of time gets loaded with an unbelievable amount of dust (and there isn't really anything sucking air in and through). Unlike my computer, my computer has more air holes and fans (8 to be exact) than my mom's Dell, but takes much longer for it to get dusted enough to where I need to clean it. I am thinking it has something to do with the shape and size of the room, the floor material used (hardwood/laminate vs carpet), and air flow through the room. For laptops, I think it is less likely to get problems than desktops or other, unless room conditions and factors are just extremely that bad. Reason being is because laptops generally suck air in from the bottom and push it out through the sides. Smoke is usually lighter than air (or perhaps is light enough to be pushed upward by the slightest movement of air), so if you have your laptop on a desk all day or down below, probably not as open to potential. Also, I ask myself, what is smoke? What is in it? Where does it settle? It certainly has to settle somewhere in someway. If you smoke outside, it goes out into the atmosphere (which doesn't really affect anything). EDIT: http://images.topix.com/gallery/up-VHKI3QS6FFI3LKNC.jpg *COUCH CHOKE GAG HUFF WHEEZEEE.....* WTF? That's the equivelant of 400 years worth of regular crap settling in a computer running non-stop. How the f*** do you smokers breathe?

Amen. A shotgun can't do much when the government has tanks. This amendment had its reason for a few centuries, though. (imo) Something some of you might want to look at is a book called Patriots, by James Wesley,-Rawles. The pre-print version is called triple-ought or TEOTWAWKI. You can still find it on the internet for free, but it's about 200+ pages long. Most of the situations we're facing today are described in this book. It's a little Judeo-Christian centric, but still well worth the read. You'll find some ideas on how to put off your own and your loved ones social, economic and physical demise for an extended period of time, detailed descriptions on improvised defense and offense, and it's all in a story format as opposed to a how-to manual. It was written 15 years ago, but many of the principles are the same, the dot-com crash (which hadn't happened yet) the next great depression and how it started (too similar) even with a black president handling the problem with his overseas handlers (Obama's trip to China). Creepy how many things this book got right.

P.S. I just wrote a letter to their development team. The message is as follows: "Title: Copyright Infringement Your game SubSpace is a blatant ripoff of an existing game also called SubSpace which has been around since 1999. There is more information about the one I'm referring to at subspacedownloads.com and ssforum.net. There is infact a move to create a sequel to the game called SubSpace2 and a spinoff (created by myself) called ThirdSpace, which has already accomplished what you've unknowingly tried to duplicate. Yours truly, MillenniumMan" As you can see, it was breif and to the point. *Stares away from the monitor* *Stares at Savannah* *You're planning something, aren't you...?*

Haven't been paying attention to most of the news in a while. With that said, one word comes to mind. FUCKERS!!! They have a ship called the SHARK, and it looks from the top a whole hell of a lot like the Leviathan! http://games.novaleaf.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/astronica-layout.png This is just too blatant a ripoff! *Stares away from the monitor* *Stares at Savannah* *Muuuust... clean.... yellow... puddle.....*

I almost forgot I had this on my hard drive. April of last year when RachelMachinekiller was three months along, we opened up Sims2 and tried to guesstimate what our daughter would look like. Well, I have the original pic from April 2008 and the one I did last night based on recent photos just for comparison. Mind you, the baby in the game was auto-generated and not given manualy selected traits. And that dollhouse in the background is in one of my nieces' rooms, not Savannah's. She gets no mouth sized furniture to play with yet.

Well, if you have some Ralph Maccio looks, just make yourself the more "effeminate but not pushing gay" type so girls will be more comfortable around you. Then the rest should be easy

I started redoing the ships after I made that .rar file, some of them do look better than the ones in the released version Jab. Hak, you can lock onto the targets, controls are in the readme file, and if you're brazen enough, just edit the controls in the .xml file manualy. As for the targeting circles...? You mean front and rear radar? That's just to find enemies in front and behind you. 2D Subspace provides a similar map to locate enemy and friendly ships around you, just in X,Y,-x,-y coordinates. These provide two radar windows in -x,-y,-z,z and x,y,-z,z co-ordinates respectively to either side of your ship. Since my access to the internet is currently limited, has anyone been able to get any full games going between real human players online?