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GOT OUT OF BED YESTURDAY! the maps changed and im sure i didnt ?scorereset before i went to bed! what year is it? OMFG I HAVE HAIR ON MY BALLS! .....how long was i asleep!

So.... Deva is back so is a few of the old school, so !@#$%^&* emotional right now, im writing through tears! Tell me what your all up to? I'll start as i know your itching to know. No really, YOU ARE!!! Name: Jon Age: 25 Living: Guernsey, UK Taught by: Ketchup, Big D Old Team: Obsidian Best Moment: Being rated the best looking Deva Player of all time.... ok ok ok well i know you were all thinking it! I'm a purchasing manager of an internet store www.mx2.com dont bother looking if your from the states/canada cos we only post out to the UK. I've been with my girlfriend for 18 months, she's a godess even after this time! I'd post a pic of us if i knew how to! I'm a part time pimp, I own 20 weapons of m!@#$%^&* destruction, 21 if you want to include the one your all thinking about! ....yes i do call it a weasel AND NO I DONT HAVE IT CLOAKED! Speak Soon Buh Bye!

Hahahaha Some People/Omnipreasent beings, dont change! Good to here from you all. Not quite sure weather im still your !@#$%^&* SG but id sure be honoured the work under you again....providing you let me lube up this time, may fire a little further with less friction. Any way enough about our weapons... Oh the larks we had! Cheers tm for letting me know, looking forward to chatting soon, id say thanks to XDOOM BUT HE FORGOT WHO I WAS!!!!!! its ok tho i'll make sure you wont forget me again, hope the colds better and your getting your homework done Where is Ketchup, Big D, Moonraker, Odyessy, Homer. Etropic.... FCUK WHERS MY RED CARPET AND FLUFFED PILLOWS & ROSE PETALS!!!! Any way, back to work for me. Later Deus -Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a horrible cnut….. ME!

Hi All Good to see Deva back up. Just wanted to say hi, I gotta go in a sec to meet my bird and get extremely drunk and have disgustingly dirty s*x Cya soon Love ya xx