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OMG I'm busted. !@#$%^&* you Chris. D: And I'm not spamming, and I don't sit up at 3 AM. o_O

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1. Hot 2. Single 3. Sane You can only pick two of the choices.

I lol'd.

Yeah, well, I have my copy of Brawl now though.

So, it was December 3rd, which is the day that Super Smash Bros. Brawl comes out (I know because Reggie said so). I pre-ordered a copy months in advance, so I drove to the mall and burst into Gamestop. After pushing several children standing in line out of the way, I went up to the counter and said to the girl behind it, "Hey, I'm here to pick up my copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl." Then the girl said to me "I can't give that to you." Naturally, I was filled with rage. "What do you mean you can't give it to me? I pre-ordered it, and it's out today!" "But it's been delayed until Feb-" "DON'T GIVE ME ANY EXCUSES! There's always an excuse with you game store people. Delayed? That's what you said about Duke Nukem Forever! Now where's my copy of SSBB?" Nervously, the girl cried "Todd, could you come here please?" A man walked up to the counter. Judging by his nametag, I !@#$%^&*umed he was this Todd. "Are you bothering this girl, sir?" "Yes. Yes I am. But she won't give me my copy of SSBB!" "Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave." "And if I don't?" "Then we'll sic a Utahraptor on you." Todd then pressed a button, and a Utahraptor came down from the ceiling, hungry for my blood. I knew I couldn't run forever, but that's when I remembered that I always keep a few ninja shurikens with me in case a giraffe escapes from the zoo. I threw one shuriken at the Utahraptor. It seemed wounded, but I threw another one to finish it off. Even when near death, a dinosaur is a most heinous threat. I then saved my last shuriken for this Todd character. I hurled the throwing star at him, but it simply bounced off and hit the girl, revealing her bare circuitry. She then said in a monotonous voice: "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, please contact the program vendor. Thank you for using the Robotic Game-Ignorant Girl 9000. The RGIG9K is the finest of all mechanical female game store clerks with no knowledge of games whatsoever. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. This message will now repeat. This program has performed..." I then looked back at Todd. "But my ninja shurikens can hurt anything except...wait a minute! You're not Todd! You're not Todd at all! You're not even remotely Toddish! You're..." "THAT'S RIGHT, MATEY!" cried Todd as he removed his prosthetic body parts, showing his eyepatch, hook, and peg leg. "I BE CAPTAIN SAMUEL TODDBEARD, THE MOST FEARED PIRATE IN ALL OF THIS MALL, YARR!" I tried to struggle, but it was in vain. In mere moments, Capt. Toddbeard had me tied up. "Now, m'lad, in a short while I'll be feeding ye to the sharks!" "But...this is a mall." I said. "I mean the floor sharks!" "GASP!" I gasped. "NOT THE FLOOR SHARKS! THEY'RE THE MOST DANGEROUS OF THEM ALL!" Suddenly, a well-dressed businessman came in. "!@#$%^&*o. I represent a renowned department store chain. We express interest in purchasing this franchise." "Hold on just a wee second," the pirate said to me. He then turned towards the businessman. "Now, who ye be representin'?" "I represent S-Mart." said the man. "S-Mart? I've not been he-YARR!" he cried in intense pain. The well-dressed businessman revealed the chainsaw he had for a right hand. "All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This...is MY BOOMSTICK!" Bruce Campbell then engaged in an epic battle against the pirate. I was watching the grand spectacle, but then I realized something. There was no popcorn. But where could I get some? Then it hit me. "Thank you for using the Robotic Game-Ignorant Girl 9000. The RGIG9K is the finest of all..." I inched towards the robotic clerk and managed to free one of my arms. "IT BE HOPELESS, YA BIG-CHINNED SCALAWAG!" boasted Capt. Toddbeard to Bruce Campbell. "I be the one who have the upper...eh? Why be I feelin'...so weak? And what smells like blue?" Then, I explained what was happening using bad science that is typically only found in a Silver Age Superman comic. "By rewiring the Robotic Game-Ignorant Girl 9000, I've managed to release a magnetic pulse that has shifted your equilibrium to a balance that you've grown unaccustomed to, due to that you've spent years without a left eye, left hand, or left leg! Also, I made popcorn." "Also," said Bruce Campbell smugly, "the magnetic pulse amplifies the power of my boomstick!" There was one blast, and the pirate was no more. "Thanks for saving me, Bruce Campbell!" I said as he untied me. "No problem. But I have to ask...why were you in here?" "I was trying to pick up a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl." "...It's been delayed until February 10th." "Oh." Then I drove back home, and here I am. Btw, this happened awhile ago.

I know this girl named Kim. She's in three of my classes, and she's really cute. I've liked her since the beginning of the school year, but I haven't really acted on it since I didn't really know her and none of my friends knew her that well. Well, the other week, we got !@#$%^&*igned to a big project together for History, so I used the excuse to get her over to my house and see how far I could get. I mean, any SSFer would tap that. Seriously. Now she won't talk to me. She shows up in a short-as-!@#$%^&* miniskirt and a tank top with massive cleavage, and right away I look like an !@#$%^&* by staring just a little too long. She asks me if I like what I see (sarcastically, not seriously) and I apologize like an idiot and let her in. First thing she does when she walks in is sits on my couch and starts flipping through channels. I'm like, "Shouldn't we be doing the project?" Lame. She looks at me like I'm stupid and answers, "You can't be serious." Again, I act like an idiot and laugh and come up with a stupid response. I sit down next to her. I dunno what the !@#$%^&* she was doing with the TV, but I had a clear view down her shirt and she didn't have a bra on. Before I realize it, I'm staring again and she coughs. I look up and she's smiling, and before I can say anything, she reaches over and starts kissing me. Okay, SSF, making out may be no big feat, but I barely knew this chick. She pushed me on my back and started to take off her shirt. I think she was fully aware of my hard-on, considering she was sitting on it. "I always thought you were cute, you know." Again, I'm surprised by this. She hadn't looked at me twice before at any time. "Are you sure we should be doing this? I don't even know you." "Oh yeah," she says. "I'm your basic, average girl and I'm here to save the world. You can't stop me 'cause I'm Kim Possible. There is nothin' I can't do. But when danger calls just know that i am on my way. It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble. If you just call my name, Kim Possible. Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me, when you wanna page me, it's okay. Whenever you need me baby, call me, beep me if you wanna reach me."