All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives and live in harmony. Of course they can't mate, or the mice would explode. --Betty White Girls got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all. --Joan Jett Random Joke: During Bible Study class, Freddie was much more interested in his new hot rod than in the lesson. His fidgeting didn't escape the nun's notice, so she decided to give him a spot quiz. "Who was God's son Freddie?" she asked. The girl behind Freddie poked him hard with her pencil and he cried out, "Jesus!" "Very good," said the nun. "Now, who was the first member of the Holy Trinity?" The girl poked Freddie even harder. "God Almighty!" he blurted. "All right," said the Sister, deciding to throw him a trick question. "Now tell me what Eve said to Adam their first week together." Once more the girl jabbed Freddie, and he screamed, "You prick me with that thing one more time and I'm going to shove it up your !@#$%^&*!"